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A Bluesman hates to be told what to do. Authority rankles him, inspires his rebellion, and plays to his need to self-destruct. A Bluesman doesn't take to having a boss unless he's on a chain gang (for the chain gang boss ranks below only a mean old woman and a sweet young thing in the hierarchy of the Blues Muse, followed closely by bad liquor, a dead dog, and the Man).


Christopher Moore

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Blessed are the dumbfucks
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It was a catastrophe, of course. We had no clients, no nothing. Nobody understood the idea of doing ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the respo...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Psychology which explains everything explains nothing, and we are still in doubt
MARIANNE MOORE
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell
GEORGE MOORE
And the heart that is soonest awake to the flowers Is always the first to be touch'd by the thorns...
THOMAS MOORE
So shall they build me altars in their zeal, Where knaves shall minister, and fools shall kneel: ...
EDWARD MOORE
A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we'...
MICHAEL MOORE
In the sixties, for anybody to suggest that the government didn't have our best interests at hea...
ALAN MOORE
Rapunzel is a bit more relatable than the other princesses, especially because she doesn't even ...
MANDY MOORE
If your bank took bailout money, take your money out of that bank and put it in a credit union. Cred...
MICHAEL MOORE
We're like old people now playing music. I'm so glad we stuck it out because it's a lot ...
THURSTON MOORE
Anytime you deny the acknowledgement of God you are undermining the entire basis for which our count...
ROY MOORE
I think you're going to find out that westerns will be coming back. It's Americana, it's...
CLAYTON MOORE
From plants that wake when others sleep, from timid jasmine buds that keep their odour to themselves...
THOMAS MOORE
Alan Turing is so important to me and to the world, and his story is so important to be told, so it ...
GRAHAM MOORE
I had been a lifelong Alan Turing obsessive. Among incredibly nerdy teenagers, without a lot of frie...
GRAHAM MOORE
Ay, rail at gaming - 'tis a rich topic, and affords noble declamation. Go, preach against it in ...
EDWARD MOORE
First of all, the American people are inundated with advertisement after advertisement of you buy, b...
MICHAEL MOORE
Way back in the day, when I first started and had delusions of adequacy as a cartoonist, I would lis...
ALAN MOORE
A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet ...
MICHAEL MOORE
To hear people saying, 'The music you are doing has really touched my life and it's moved me...
KIP MOORE
The past can't hurt you anymore, not unless you let it.
ALAN MOORE
Egotism is usually subversive of sagacity.
MARIANNE MOORE
The minstrel fell but the foeman's chain
could not break his proud soul under.
The harp he lov...
THOMAS MOORE
Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism.
GEORGE MOORE
The world's made up of individuals who don't want to be heroes.
BRIAN MOORE
It is only to the happy that tears are a luxury.
THOMAS MOORE
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
GEORGE MOORE
Like Dead Sea fruit that tempts the eye, But turns to ashes on the lips!
THOMAS MOORE
One sole desire, one passion now remains To keep life's fever still within his veins, Vengeanc...
THOMAS MOORE
Oh, for a tongue to curse the slave Whose treason, like a deadly blight, Comes o'er the counci...
THOMAS MOORE
Impatience is the mark of independence not of bondage.
MARIANNE MOORE
Fly not yet, 'tis just the hour When pleasure, like the midnight flower That scorns the eye of...
THOMAS MOORE
They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away.
ALAN MOORE
God is in the rain.
ALAN MOORE
Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that w...
ALAN MOORE
I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one. An inch. It's small and it's fragi...
ALAN MOORE
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
HENRY MOORE
When any man is more stupidly vain and outrageously egotistic than his fellows, he will hide his hid...
GEORGE MOORE
There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses.
ALAN MOORE
To Greece we give our shining blades.
THOMAS MOORE
Though an angel should write, still 'tis devils must print.
THOMAS MOORE
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
THOMAS MOORE
Orlando's a part of me. The next guy's a part of me. And the next guy's a part of me. Th...
SHEMAR MOORE
It was truly a lesson in don't take something at face value. You know, so many of us do in life....
SHEMAR MOORE
You know, I don't play the race card a lot. I'm half-black, half-white, and I'm proud of...
SHEMAR MOORE
I like to make money; I like to have nice things. But I love to act; I love to tell stories.
SHEMAR MOORE
I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese foo...
SHEMAR MOORE
I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
MANDY MOORE
Because I'm in an adult world and I'm really working, my age is just a number. It's not ...
MANDY MOORE