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Related ARTHUR MILLER It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN SAM HARRIS Your life is a TEST-I-MONY, so don't focus so much on the TEST that you miss your MOMENT. TROY GATHERS Your life is a TEST-I-MONY, so don't focus so much on the TEST that you miss your MOMENT. TROY GATHERS BILL NYE A simple blood test called PSA may decrease deaths from prostate cancer because it appears to discov... JASON EFSTATHIOU If everything works out -- if IGF-2 status is tied to colon cancer risk in people and the blood test... ANDREW FEINBERG Our study, while early, adds to growing evidence that pomegranates contain very powerful age... HASAN MUKHTAR The true test of manhood is not age or life experiences, but when you stop looking for solutions and... WILSON J. WASHINGTON III RICHARD BACH LAUREN MYRACLE His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING RICHARD BACH CARL SANDBURG RICHARD BACH RICHARD BACH TED TURNER The real test for Microsoft is whether it can take search to the next level. JOE WILCOX CARL SANDBURG To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y... GARY F EVANS... DEYTH BANGER If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... DEYTH BANGER BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... If this is successful, this could lead to a quick, non-invasive and inexpensive test that could be w... JOERG LAHANN We know this technique works in the test tube, in a fish tank and a large tank. This is the big test... GRANT DOUGLAS DIETRICH BONHOEFFER Ques eso? Queso? NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN Ques eso? Queso? NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN This simple yearly blood test would appear to discover prostate cancers at an earlier, less aggressi... JASON EFSTATHIOU Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM What we can do for another is the test of powers; what we can suffer is the test of love. BROOKE FOSS WESTCOTT RICHARD BACH ANTHONY T. HINCKS This is a tremendous test. It means quicker diagnosis, better cancer staging and the doctor is bette... FRANK TALBOT Deaths from cervical cancer could drop even lower if more women routinely had a Pap test. Because ce... DR. JOANN SCHAEFER GEORGE HARRISON What we can do for another is the test of powers; what we can suffer is the test of love BROOKE FOSS WESTCOTT This is a test JOHN BLYTHE I think a good test for a JCL is whether they know what CMJ on TMS means. HOWARD MILLER VLADIMIR PUTIN The president said that this is not removing a mole. You know, removing a mole, that's an outpat... GORDON ENGLAND GILBERT KEITH CHESTERTON C. JOYBELL C. It's a prototype because it's the first of its type. We have to test it and see how it works. JEFF GRANGE What is likely is that you will see a decline in scores whenever a new test is administered. It's du... ROBERT SCHAEFFER MARY MCDOWELL The president said that this is not removing a mole. You know, removing a mole, that's an outpatient... GORDON ENGLAND JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Life is a risk. CARMELO ANTHONY MARY MCDOWELL RICHARD BACH GILBERT K. CHESTERTON Developing diagnostic tests for targeted cancer therapies and making them available to physicians an... MARA ASPINALL I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa... ERIK GRIFFIN I'm almost afraid that we're to the point that when we get to the CATS test, we've tested them so mu... MILITA CHILTON To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ... GARY F EVANS... KELLY SUE DECONNICK 'Hey honey, How'd you do on that test?' -- That might seem like a well-meaning question, but really,... DENISE POPE RICHELLE E. GOODRICH If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure. The test is not whether a school board is an integral part of a school system. KIRK GASPERECZ This is a test of trust-building. KUSNANTO ANGGORO MICHAEL KEATON SOURCE UNKNOWN G. K. CHESTERTON G. K. CHESTERTON G.K. CHESTERTON MARILYN MANSON If you want to test how powerful your mind is, simply start thinking positively and see the results ... MADDY MALHOTRA This is a test market for these brands. GARY GALANIS BISHOP WESTCOTT SOURCE UNKNOWN This summit is a huge test for Russia. DOUGLAS ALEXANDER If there is a positive test available, this is the only way the IAAF can proceed, ISTVAN GYULAI JOHN LEWIS As we worked with ETS to preview the test, we really liked that it's a performance-based test and al... ANITA GIVENS We can adjust the dose increase if the test is normal. We can decrease it if we feel the test is ove... DR. SABINA WALLACH DEYTH BANGER If you don't test the waters-how do you know where it is safe to swim? MARY ANN TAYLOR LOIS LOWRY The ABC is biting the bullet. We see this as a positive statement about where the ABC wants to go ov... GEOFF BROWN Love? I always thought love was just something that ate away your sanity, left you with an inferiori... TOMOKO HAYAKAWA How do you love your children?J. GRANT HOWARD It's therapy. That's what it is, it's therapy. I am living with cancer, but I'm not going to die of ... GEORGE DACY When push comes to shove would people do what they felt was right, to get justice done or would they... GARY F EVANS... CHLOE THURLOW DEBASISH MRIDHA ROBERT BENCHLEY CLARA BARTON FRANK TYGER This report is into the Surrey Police. How on earth, then, can they have the right to test for fairn... LEMBIT OPIK Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS It's not a casting call. This is not a test of who should be on the evening news. It's a test of how... ANDREW HEYWARD GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS Oftentimes somebody makes a traffic stop and the test subject is not going to be compliant, so a lot... CHRIS RANKIN BOB KNIGHT Authentic religion is not a theology test. It's a love test. OLIVER THOMAS
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It is a lie. 
The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... 
The process of testing claims is called science. Now, If you have a claim that can't be tested thats... 
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. 
Mother Superior jump the gun...
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. 
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And... 
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. 
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. 
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And t... 
Life Is a Misconception. 
Life is a desire! 
Life is a re-discovery. 
The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. 
See the world for what it is.
That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f... 
The transfer of power is always a test of the constitutional system, a test of its strength. 
It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it. 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well... 
Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how we... 
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. 
Yes, the Bechdel Test. It's named for Allison Bechdel, who is a comic book creator. The test is,... 
Life is a test. Without problems to solve, it wouldn’t be much of a test. 
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. 
If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure. 
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. 
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. 
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. 
You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehi... 
What we can do for another is the test of powers. What we can suffer for is the test of love. 
A good test of a man's religion is its vitality. 
In Selma, Alabama, in 1965, only 2.1 percent of blacks of voting age were registered to vote. The on... 
He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself 
When you add love to sex, it feels as if your soul is being drawn from the chains of gravity into th... 
Do what is best for you; it will be the best for the world. 
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promot... 
The surest test of discipline is its absence. 
The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you... 
The test of civilization is its estimate of women. 
This Event is a good test for any program because there are teams in it every year who compete for t... 
not good enough to be endorsed by Fox News. 
We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven't bee... 
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lesson... 
Without a country, I am not a man. 
Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June. 
Winston Churchill aroused this nation in heroic fashion to save civilisation in World War Two. We ha... 
Demonstrations must be dignified and nonviolent, as the overwhelming protests in Ferguson and Staten... 
The Bush-Cheney administration had betrayed some basic American values. So there was hunger for chan... 
In Staten Island, when you have video showing the alleged chokehold used on Eric Garner, why not go ... 
Anyone young can learn something useful from someone with experience. 
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. 
The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different fr... 
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? 
Better to die of something than to die in old age of nothing. 
Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. 
I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand. 
Once in the racket you're always in it. 
Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky. 
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. 
The dream was not to put one black family in the White House, the dream was to make everything equal... 
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.