Anon. quote: "A fly and a flea in a flue<br>Were imprisoned, so what could they do?<br>Said the Flea, Let us fly!<br>Said the Fly, Let us flee!<br>So they fled through a flaw in the flue."

If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduc...
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BASIC - A programming language.
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Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
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Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel...
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Through struggle to the stars.
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Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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If you don't know the trees you may be lost in the forest, but if you don't know the stories you may...
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To renounce the alcoholic world is not to abandon it, but to act upon principles I have come to love...
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Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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I asked for wisdom...
And God gave me problems to solve.
I asked for prosperity...
And God...
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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
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You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass...
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers,
You left behind your sisters and your brothe...
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You don't know how much you know until you know how much you don't know.
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Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well a...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Never judge a man by his umbrella. It may not be his.
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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
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Mighty in deeds and not in words.
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Those who dance are thought mad by those who do not hear the music.
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According to legend, one day a man was wandering in the desert when he met Fear and Plague. They sai...
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Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise,
Risk more than others thi...
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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their c...
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One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor.
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Depression is anger without enthusiasm
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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a litt...
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Coffee, n. break fluid.
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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
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At the dictation of a mathematician, it will solve in a matter of hours equations never before solve...
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I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic...
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Eagles do not beget Doves.
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We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget.
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Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what ...
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold ...
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What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.
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Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will ...
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When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
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If you are losing your leisure, look out, you may be losing your soul.
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No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
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I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
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The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
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In life, what happens to you isn't as important as what happens in you.
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Love is a fan club with only two fans.
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Material prosperity brings down someone to moral poverty.
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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We teach that every priest shall extinguish heathendom, and forbid wilweorthunga (fountain worship),...
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You can not do all the good the world needs, but the world needs all the good you can do.
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Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.
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At bottom is the best soil to sow and grow something new again. In that sense, hitting bottom, while...
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It doesn't bother me
That less than brimming is my cup.
Today is crowned with great success! ANON.

We do not stop playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing.
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Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may no...
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For a mother is the only person on earth
Who can divide her love among ten children
And each...
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Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it...
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I will remember always that marriage, like life, is a journey - not a destination - and that its tre...
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He who flees judgment confesses his guilt.
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, an...
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To my customer:
I may not have the answer, but I'll find it.
I may not have the time, but I'...
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There is so much good in the worst of us,
And so much bad in the best of us,
That it ill beh...
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
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Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
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The Next Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales m...
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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
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Where the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may...
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Commitment is what transforms a promise into reality. It is the words that speak boldly of your inte...
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Anger is not only inevitable, but it is necessary. For in its place is indifference, the worst of al...
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Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on,...
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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No problem is insurmountable. With a little courage, teamwork and determination a person can overcom...
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Many aspire to change the world but few realize that everyone accomplishes that goal. Each day you l...
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I'll have a full recovery - that's the utmost physically my body has the ability to heal. Then I wil...
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preser...
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute ...
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When one of your dreams come true, you begin to look at the others more carefully.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Law of inflation: whatever goes up will go up some more.
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History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there.
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Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.
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Slanders are like flies, that pass all over a man's good parts to light on his sores.
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The world is run by C students.
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The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.
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The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of...
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Under capitalism man exploits man. Under socialism it's just the opposite.
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He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
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If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.
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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I ...
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Don't cling to a mistake, just because you spent so much time making it.
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When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I a...
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Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
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C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
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Hit any user to continue.
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Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best...
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that i...
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Persistence is a strong will. Obstinance is a strong won
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For a hundred years I breathe and live, the flower of beauty and the bread of kindness.
I am you...
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawf...
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We are all spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Under the Earth I go,
On the oak leaf I stand.
I ride on the filly
That was never foaled,<...
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Great love and great achievements involve great risk.
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Any new venture goes through the following stages: Enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search...
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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by...
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There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphr...
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbl...
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God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
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Let us look beyond the ears of our own horses so that we may see the good in one another's.
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I am the Turquoise Woman's Son,
On top of Belted Mountain
beautiful horses--slim like a weasel...
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What is home?

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Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupid...
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I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.
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I had the blues
because I had no shoes
until upon the street,
I met a man who had no feet.
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He...
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When the tide of life turns against you
And the current upsets your boat,
Don't waste tears on...
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He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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If it all be for naught, for nothingness at last,
Why does God make the world so fair?
Why spi...
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Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
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The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken...
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There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate tru...
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Sow a thought and you reap an action;
sow an act and you reap a habit;
sow a habit and you r...
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I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in ...
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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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The habit of analysis, the ability to get under the surface of things and at the vital essentials, g...
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Never say I love you
If you really don't care.

Never talk about feelings
If they...
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In the fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter fly along in v formation, one might con...
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The mighty Oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to ...
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
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There
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Friendship is like a prism through which the many variations of beauty are revealed in our lives.
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under hi...
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To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway. More dream quotes coming soon. If you hav...
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The bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you refuse to take the turn. -Anon.
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If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.
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Try to save money. Someday it may be valuable again.
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Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.
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Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
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America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments...
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People always make time to do the things they really want to do. -Anon.
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Today is a smooth white seashell, hold it close and listen to the beauty of the hours. -Anon.
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A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
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Society is like air; very high up, it is sublimated--too low down, a perfect choke-damp.
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Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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If a task has once begun.
Never leave it till it's done.
Be the labor great or small.
D...
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As armed conflict is highly gendered and women
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A new kind of woman with deep-rooted values is changing the way we live. Market researchers call it ...
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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Great minds think alike.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to las...
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If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the...
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Safety is from God alone.
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He descended a bit more and shouted to a man on th...
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Definition of Politics: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood-sucking parasites.
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My Mother
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some prett...
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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If you get too far in front of your troops, you start looking like the enemy.
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Most management-speak is, as Schrijvers points out, Panglossian balderdash designed to lull the weak...
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Life is a journey, not a destination - we determine our destiny by the direction we take.
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Say not that you
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.
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I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one tha...
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If your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your la...
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, Let us fly!
Said the Fly, Let us flee!
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

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A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, Let us fly!
Said the Fly, Let us flee!
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

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A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, Let us fly!
Said the Fly, Let us flee!
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.