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A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, Let us fly!
Said the Fly, Let us flee!
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.


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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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If a task has once begun.
Never leave it till it's done.
Be the labor great or small.
D...
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As armed conflict is highly gendered and women
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A new kind of woman with deep-rooted values is changing the way we live. Market researchers call it ...
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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Great minds think alike.
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to las...
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If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the...
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Safety is from God alone.
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He descended a bit more and shouted to a man on th...
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Definition of Politics: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood-sucking parasites.
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My Mother
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some prett...
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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If you get too far in front of your troops, you start looking like the enemy.
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Most management-speak is, as Schrijvers points out, Panglossian balderdash designed to lull the weak...
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Life is a journey, not a destination - we determine our destiny by the direction we take.
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Say not that you
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.
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I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one tha...
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If your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your la...
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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