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Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.

Who sir, you sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!

Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!


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I used to be an atheist, but I've chilled out a bit on that.
STEPHEN MOYER
I feel like a big faker because I've been putting my life back together, and nobody knows.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY
the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket.
STEPHEN KING
never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.
STEPHEN KING
We all float down here!
STEPHEN KING
Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter.
STEPHEN KING
God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
STEPHEN KING
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
STEPHEN KING
I do have one slightly crooked wheel upstairs, but everything else is ticking along just four-o, tha...
STEPHEN KING
I am a lover of truth, a worshiper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and t...
STEPHEN FRY
Eagles rarely fail to catch their prey. They usually kill it quickly by breaking its neck with their...
STEPHEN KINZER
Film schools didn't exist when I was growing up. I learned by working with clever people. Good w...
STEPHEN FREARS
I'm an adrenaline junkie. I love climbing crazy trees or cliffs, which doesn't make my mom v...
STEPHEN COLLETTI
Compromise is a stalling between two fools.
STEPHEN FRY
In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degr...
STEPHEN COVEY
The aim of this rise is to cause consumers to stop spending and borrowing and it will work in that d...
STEPHEN KOUKOULAS
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, may...
STEPHEN WRIGHT
Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't
STEPHEN LEACOCK
I'm always worried with the consensus being unambiguously strong and unrelenting in the view they ho...
STEPHEN KOUKOULAS
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