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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.


Ambrose Bierce

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desperate last throw of the dice.
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The best throw with the dice, is to throw them away
PROVERB
If the destructive dice-box has pleasures for the father, the son will be a gambler.
UNKNOWN
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
ANONYMOUS
The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.
ENGLISH PROVERB
There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.
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A throw of the dice will never abolish chance.
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All thoughts emit a throw of dice
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Before you dive in head first, make sure the water is not shallow.
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One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
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Before you dive in head first, make sure the water is not shallow.
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You are like jack still in the box while I am out side the polygon.
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Never play with the Devil if you are afraid to shake the dice because you will never throw a six.
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Once you throw a skunk in the jury box it's hard to remove.
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One way or another way it will happen..., until then make the correct choice. You don't want to go i...
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I travel to know where I fit into the world, and where I don’t.
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Just give me one night, Vanessa. One night, and I won’t let you regret it.
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I don't trust them but I'm learning to use them.
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With improvisation, I just do it. It might be a total failure but then you just throw the dice again...
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Now is everything
Now is the essence
Now is the focus
Focus on the now
For that ...
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Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians.
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Eat for lunch, but let something for dinner.
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How can you see and sue something invisible?
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If you're going to try to put this process into a box, it's going to kill you.
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We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives.
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An appeal is when ye ask wan court to show its contempt for another court.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.
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I'm going to get another mail box.
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No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever."
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I’m pretty sure there are some things in the dark that we’re not meant to see.
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You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now.
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It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits.
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A person who lives truly in present time is dependent on oneself only not on sycophants’ people.
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EMBALM, v.i. To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dea...
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SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a n...
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ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A...
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PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovide...
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BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he ...
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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
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ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs. It is related of Voltaire that one night he and some traveling c...
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom the moon inhabits. T...
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WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum."...
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own...
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property su...
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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Pitted against hard drinking Christians the abstemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scyt...
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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From the vast, invisible ocean of moonlight overhead fell, here and here, a slender, broken stream t...
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pi...
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is give...
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Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscien...
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Rom...
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Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o...
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Woman absent is woman dead.
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DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the So...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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