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BOUNDARY, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.


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ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
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ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
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The consolation of imaginary things is not imaginary consolation.
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To have an imaginary friend, first you need to be an imaginary friend.
VICTOR GEERE
Imaginary friends are one of the weirder forms of pretend play in childhood. But the research shows ...
ALISON GOPNIK
Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.
CATHERINE DOUZEL
Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.
CATHERINE DOUZEL
imaginary numbers.
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PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy of opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
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A lot of families just do the basic backseat fight where the two siblings draw the imaginary line be...
JOHN CASSIDY
Humility is not an imaginary thing.
JULIO IGLESIAS
Mandy would much rather have imaginary friends who were real than real friends who were imaginary.
REBECCA MCNUTT
No knowledge comes from the outside world or an imaginary supernatural paradise.
ABHIJIT NASKAR
I'm not interested in an imaginary world.
EDWARD BOND
Realism is a bad word. In a sense everything is realistic. I see no line between the imaginary and t...
FEDERICO FELLINI
Life is much cheaper in the profound imaginary, if you can't afford needs other than... dreaming.
MARIANA FULGER
Imaginary evils are incurable
MARIE VON EBNER-ESCHENBACH
If you divide something that is essentially one,
you will end up with imaginary infinite numbe...
TOBA BETA
Literature is the real life of imaginary people.
STEFANOS LIVOS
Imaginary evils are incurable.
MARIE VON EBNER-ESCHENBACH
Gratitude: An imaginary emotion that rewards an imaginary behavior, altruism. Both imaginaries are f...
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Where's your dog?" Peter's voice came from within the gushing stream of water. Justin thought he mus...
MEG ROSOFF
This isn't about what is . . . it's about what people think is. It's all imaginary anyway. Th...
NEIL GAIMAN
Last night my imaginary friend died. So I took him to an imaginary graveyard and buried him in imagi...
YAMIN RASHEED
Love, in present-day society, is just the exchange of two imaginary pictures, and the contact of one...
CHAMFORT
The consolation of an imaginary thing is still a real consolation.
ROGER SCRUTON
We must prefer real hell to an imaginary paradise.
SIMONE WEIL
Suspicion is a mental picture seen through an imaginary keyhole
THOMAS PAINE
Atreyu comes from a land called Fantasia. It's an imaginary land.
NOAH HATHAWAY
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake.
MARY MCCARTHY
Actors speak of things imaginary as if they were real, while your preachers too often speak of thing...
THOMAS BETTERTON
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend
RICHARD JENI
The real world is much smaller than the imaginary
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
History, like love, is so apt to surround her heroes with an atmosphere of imaginary brightness.
JAMES FENIMORE COOPER
Morality does not come to this mortal world from some imaginary paradise. It rises from the neurons ...
ABHIJIT NASKAR
Most obstacles are imaginary; the rest are only temporary.
SCOTT SORRELL
The imaginary is what tends to become real.
ANDRé BRETON
He was about to cross a point of no return. The place separating him from the imaginary line in the ...
JAIME ALLISON PARKER
The ages of my children and the number of years I've been married are imaginary numbers.
CAROL COVIN
I became to myself an imaginary figure of great excellence, daring and glamor.
RUDOLPH VALENTINO
Some problems are imaginary and not real.
RAJEN JANI
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
EMO PHILLIPS
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
EMO PHILIPS
Our imaginary monsters scare us the most....jh
JIMBO HENDERSON
An imaginary friend is often what the child needs it to be.
BARBARA GOLDSTEIN
My mom said I was an escapist at heart.... that I preferred imaginary worlds to the real one
AMY PLUM
From this hour I ordain myself loos'd of limits and imaginary lines.
WALT WHITMAN
Philosophers make imaginary laws for imaginary commonwealths, and their discourses are as the stars,...
FRANCIS BACON
Gods, religions and national boundaries are absolutely imaginary. They don't tend to exist. As soon ...
NEIL GAIMAN
I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get?
MEG ROSOFF
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
ANONYMOUS
Don Quixote is not an imaginary person; he is as real as Alexander the Great.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC
Any acting is a stretch of the imagination. That's your job. Acting is truth in imaginary circum...
SAM WORTHINGTON
The bullshit detector is the biggest enemy
of every religion."

From: "Gesels van een...
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Real atheist is not the one that does not believe in an imaginary big monkey, but the one that gives...
ABHIJIT NASKAR
I had an imaginary friend. I don't know when I stopped having an imaginary friend, but my mom an...
CC SABATHIA
The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowled...
KURT VONNEGUT JR.
Paranoia. The more you think of an imaginary problem, the more you feel as though it’s real –
SIMONA PANOVA
The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowled...
KURT VONNEGUT
Josh speculated about the hypothetical contents of an imaginary porn magazine for intelligent trees ...
LEV GROSSMAN
The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowled...
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As the daydreams grew longer, the distinction between what was real and what was imaginary grew less...
FENNEL HUDSON
Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads.
MARIANNE MOORE
The crusade against Communism was even more imaginary than the specter of Communism.
A. J. P. TAYLOR
Being engrossed in the real challenges of life leaves little time for the imaginary challenges of ga...
DAVID L. HATTON
What is the Other?" they ask.
The Other is the one who taught me whatI should be like, but not ...
PAULO COELHO
Be an unstoppable force. Write with an imaginary machete strapped to your thigh…
LAINI TAYLOR
My age and the ages of my children are imaginary numbers.
CAROL COVIN
Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary go...
SIMONE WEIL
The poet Marianne Moore famously wrote of 'real toads in imaginary gardens,' and the labyrinth offer...
REBECCA SOLNIT
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.
FRANKLIN P. ADAMS
Just because it's imaginary, doesn't mean it's not real.
T.L. RESE
Even before the letter he'd been divided: one part of him swanning with Jay Gatsby around an imagina...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG
I wanted to create a hill indoors. This is the only imaginary landscape [in the exhibit].
MAYA LIN
Fear is the imaginary response to something that has not happened.
STEVE MARABOLI
I shake my head and rub the bridge of my nose. "There's a whole lot more at stake here than just my ...
KARA SWANSON
To talk of 'a peaceful North Korean nuclear industry' is to talk of an imaginary animal, like a unic...
NICHOLAS EBERSTADT
Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!
GILLES DELEUZE
A child’s imaginary playmate just might actually be there.
DOUG DILLON
Imaginary obstacles are insurmountable. Real ones aren't.
BARBARA SHER
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
ANONYMOUS
There are enough real enemies and threats in the world without having to invent imaginary ones.
CHRISTINA ENGELA
There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary bein...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.
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Imaginary evils soon become real one by indulging our reflections on them.
JOHN RUSKIN
I was a real daydreamer at school, gazing out of the window and losing myself in imaginary worlds.
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It now appears that the way the universe began can indeed be determined, using imaginary time.
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The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed...
ROALD DAHL
The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be.
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It is not right to associate the fight against international terrorist networks with an imaginary cr...
OMAR BONGO
The creature who lives inside my brain suggested I do it,” I offered tentatively. “It was very c...
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Of all the delectable islands the Neverland is the snuggest and most compact, not large and sprawly,...
J.M. BARRIE
I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.
MARK TWAIN
They haven't written the books to teach us all we want to know about our existence and us. And a lar...
MARIANA FULGER
I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.
MARK TWAIN
Possibly the strangest book ever made, the 'Codex Seraphinianus' is an encyclopedia of an im...
RUSSELL SMITH
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS
I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy th...
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Why wilt thou add to all the griefs I suffer Imaginary ills, and fancy'd tortures?
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own...
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property su...
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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Pitted against hard drinking Christians the abstemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scyt...
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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From the vast, invisible ocean of moonlight overhead fell, here and here, a slender, broken stream t...
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pi...
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is give...
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Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscien...
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Rom...
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Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o...
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Woman absent is woman dead.
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DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the So...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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