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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who neve...
OGDEN NASH
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someo...
OGDEN NASH
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is r...
OGDEN NASH
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
OGDEN NASH
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
OGDEN NASH
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
OGDEN NASH
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
OGDEN NASH
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
OGDEN NASH
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard ...
OGDEN NASH
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
OGDEN NASH
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
OGDEN NASH
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday...
OGDEN NASH
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope i...
OGDEN NASH
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'l...
OGDEN NASH
Indoors or out, no one relaxes
In March, that month of wind and taxes,
The wind will presently...
OGDEN NASH
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of t...
OGDEN NASH
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they ...
OGDEN NASH
Nothing is black-and-white, except for winning and losing, and maybe that's why people gravitate...
STEVE NASH
Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
OGDEN NASH
A little incompatibility is the spice of life, as long as he has income and she is pattable.
OGDEN NASH
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle...
OGDEN NASH
It's a very lightly visited wilderness park, so people who are specifically interested in getting aw...
AL NASH
Everyone wants to call wrestling 'the business.' Why don't you treat it like a business?...
KEVIN NASH
Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer
OGDEN NASH
My father was a soccer player. All my friends played basketball though, so I stuck with basketball.
STEVE NASH
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends
OGDEN NASH
I think they lost to Sweden in Salt Lake City and came back to win. They have a really strong group ...
STEVE NASH
There's never really been any serious discussion amongst me David and Stephen about what we do with ...
GRAHAM NASH
Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer
OGDEN NASH