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Related Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life. JAMES C. DOBSON (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT The Gods Of The Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people onl... TERRY PRATCHETT May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL Good gods are scarce because the majority of gods are created by evil men BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT When a child first catches adults out -- when it first walks into his grave little head that adults ... JOHN STEINBECK People who get comfortable in their spirit miss what they were created for. They were created to mag... CORY BOOKER But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, the... BORIS JOHNSON I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON Life is short, and that's why, I don't test people; because we all fail tests sometimes, but that is... C. JOYBELL C. become as much a part of their books as do the readers, and they escape into the worlds they have cr... ROBERT VAUGHAN You will never find that life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to ... THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for... JOHN RUSKIN In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: they must be fit for... JOHN RUSKIN Someday they would discover that the stars were not sacred, but made from the same material as their... JAKE VANDER-ARK You must expect to make enemies." "I never expect to make anything else," he said. SUSAN KAY And you have created religiions,gods,prayers,rituals,out of your dreams - your gods are as much part... OSHO The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Most people create a destiny of minutiae, of the mundane. They create their own limitations. When th... BILL BLAIS I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I think the purest of souls, those with the most fragile of hearts, must be meant for a short life. ... EMM COLE So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY A lot of anxiety is created by people when they think about filing their tax return. It's like going... CINDY HOCKENBERRY I think the purest of souls, those with the most fragile of hearts, must be meant for a short life. ... EMM COLE People believe, thought Shadow. It's what people do. They believe, and then they do not take respons... NEIL GAIMAN Still, being fragile creatures, humans always try to hide from themselves the certainty that they wi... PAULO COELHO His (the Christian God) type of gods aren't gods who echo how mortals behave. They're gods who are h... JAMES LOVEGROVE That fear first created the gods is perhaps as true as anything so brief could be on so great a subj... GEORGE SANTAYANA When it comes to obeying your elders including parents, think once that they must be true for they h... BHAVIK SARKHEDI If cattle and horses, or lions, had hands, or were able to draw with their feet and produce the work... XENOPHANES When God created the first human beings, God led them around the garden of Eden and said: Look at my... R. KOHELET The words I'm singing now
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QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters... QUEEN ELIZABETH II If the gods do evil then they are not gods. EURIPIDES A genius may be one who has often resistance, reluctance and resentment to do most of the things tha... ANUJ SOMANY Neither humans nor the Gods that they have created are superior to old Mother Nature. ABHIJIT NASKAR The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word. DIANA WYNNE JONES KIDS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS ARE GODS OWN CHILDREN. MAKING THEM UNHAPPY DEFINITELY DRAW THE WRATH OF GOD.... CHANDRABABU V.S. The Greeks think they justly honor players, because they worship the gods who demand plays; the Roma... AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO Artists must be sacrificed to their art. Like bees, they must put their lives into the sting they g... RALPH WALDO EMERSON The takeover vehicles being created tend to be high risk because they are exposed to a lot of debt. ... ALASTAIR GUNN Here is where most preachers make their mistake. They are afraid that by preaching the gospel to cle... C.F.W. WALTHER The modern belief that highly advanced civilizations from other planets are visiting the Earth via s... JEFFREY W. MARDIS They tend to be more ready for severe weather in that part of the world, because it's been so much a... FRANK STRAIT If only we were wiser or better people, perhaps the gods would explain to us the mad, unbearable thi... ORSON SCOTT CARD Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they th... HOMER If only the world were full of truth, things would be better. JOSH CHILDERS Most people accept living unhappy lives because it is the only way they know, they refuse to be open... DRAGOS BRATASANU Everyone has crap in their background, everyone has things they wish they could undo. But most peopl... NICHOLAS SPARKS A man drank and became drunk, next he said, now i am delivered from my enemies and then walked into ... SOTONYE ANGA Most people accept living unhappy lives because it is the only way they know, they refuse to be open... DR. DRAGOS Healers make the most dreadful enemies, Scion of the House of Strong-in-the-Arm. The knowledge that ... STUART HILL People in this world are busy with earning money,loving people,quarreling with each other,protecting... NISHI DE SILVA What must it be like, I wonder, to live in a world where food appears at the press of a button? How ... SUZANNE COLLINS What must it be like, I wonder, to live in a world where food appears at the press of a button? How ... SUZANNE COLLINS At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr... QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Acts of creation are ordinarily reserved for gods and poets, but humbler folk may circumvent this re... ALDO LEOPOLD
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TERRY PRATCHETT The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has ha... TERRY PRATCHETT After a while the Senior Wrangler said, "Do you know, I read the other day that every atom in your b... TERRY PRATCHETT He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen ... TERRY PRATCHETT The reaper does not listen to the harvest. TERRY PRATCHETT Was that what it was really like to be alive? The feeling of darkness dragging you forward? How... TERRY PRATCHETT ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NO... TERRY PRATCHETT In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good b... TERRY PRATCHETT New things, new ideas arrived and strutted their stuff and were vilified by some and then lo! that w... TERRY PRATCHETT She sniffed, and smiled a bit, but not too much because if there is one thing worse than someone who... TERRY PRATCHETT ...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting ca... TERRY PRATCHETT I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental worki... TERRY PRATCHETT Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! TERRY PRATCHETT Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, yo... TERRY PRATCHETT But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy ... TERRY PRATCHETT Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again. TERRY PRATCHETT The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the tu... TERRY PRATCHETT And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think o... TERRY PRATCHETT Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there's no truth to go back to. TERRY PRATCHETT You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all t... TERRY PRATCHETT How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’ Not me, ... TERRY PRATCHETT I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains ... TERRY PRATCHETT But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat. TERRY PRATCHETT Night, forever. But within it, a city, shadowy and only real in certain ways. The entity cower... TERRY PRATCHETT Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get... TERRY PRATCHETT Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The facul... TERRY PRATCHETT It was impossible for him to get bored. He just didn't have the imagination. TERRY PRATCHETT Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying... TERRY PRATCHETT We can't just drop everything, sir!" "Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' yo... TERRY PRATCHETT Reality so often fails when it comes to small, satisfying details, she thought. TERRY PRATCHETT And when in doubt, take all your clothes off,' said Caleb. 'What for?' 'Sign of a good berserk, taki... TERRY PRATCHETT Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a hap... TERRY PRATCHETT His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spell... TERRY PRATCHETT Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off. TERRY PRATCHETT (About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as... TERRY PRATCHETT Look, this is just the cemetery. It's got bylaws and things! It's not Transylvania! There's just dea... TERRY PRATCHETT And just when you’d think [humans] were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they occasionally ... TERRY PRATCHETT Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg! TERRY PRATCHETT HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequ... TERRY PRATCHETT And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: W... TERRY PRATCHETT I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors... TERRY PRATCHETT Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to d... TERRY PRATCHETT The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. They are so much brighter that they ... TERRY PRATCHETT Witches knew that mysterious omens were around all the time. The world was always very nearly drowni... TERRY PRATCHETT Did she help people?" Miss Level added. ... ... "She made them help one another, she ... TERRY PRATCHETT She was not an unkind woman, despite a lifetime of being gently dried out on the stove of education,... TERRY PRATCHETT The Patrician took a sip of his beer. “I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I ... TERRY PRATCHETT Well, yes, but it's not about the football." "You're saying that football is not about football... TERRY PRATCHETT I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own papercli... TERRY PRATCHETT Many bad things were done under the Evil Empire" she said. "The best we can do now is undo them. Wil... TERRY PRATCHETT Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, ... TERRY PRATCHETT