The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
FRANK DANE Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
FRANK DANE The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.''
FRANK DANE A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable...
FRANK DANE Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set t...
FRANK DANE Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
FRANK DANE It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
FRANK DANE Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
FRANK DANE The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Afric...
FRANK DANE Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
FRANK DANE A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
FRANK DANE Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
FRANK DANE The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
FRANK DANE A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard
FRANK DANE Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm
FRANK DANE If the real estate gang could, they'd raise the rents in the graveyard
FRANK DANE Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
FRANK DANE In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
FRANK DANE Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
FRANK DANE A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
FRANK DANE Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
FRANK DANE Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as ...
FRANK DANE The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
FRANK DANE A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
FRANK DANE Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
FRANK DANE The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
FRANK DANE Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
FRANK DANE A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
FRANK DANE The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
FRANK DANE I always wanted to be an actor, but my top three favorite actors of all time are Al Pacino, James De...
DANE DEHAAN When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
DANE COOK Television is a lot of fun. It's faster-paced. The schedule is really desirable, I guess. But as...
ERIC DANE I think I was perceived in one fashion. A video is based on a song. I think you can get glimpses of ...
TAYLOR DANE I love drag queens... they perform me better than I ever could myself.
TAYLOR DANE If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire the...
DANE COOK There's a wealth of information on James Dean, and everybody has an opinion on him. James Dean m...
DANE DEHAAN Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not tha...
DANE COOK We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
DANE COOK I'm a late-night guy.
DANE COOK Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. ...
LAUREN DANE Now I'm literally kissing your ass!
DANE COOK I think with the grant status, there is dissatisfaction with how grants are managed, and that's ongo...
DANE POLLEI A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosop...
DANE COOK It's definitely a different feeling, but it'll be great to go out there on Sunday night and try to r...
DANE LOOKER At some point when your case falls on deaf ears, you have to start looking elsewhere.
DANE LITKE Whatever you need. I'm here for you.
DANE COOK Showing from the last game I don't think they are unbeatable. ASU definitely had a chance, and proba...
DANE KROGSTAD That's how each opponent is going to view us now going down the stretch. It's down to the wire for a...
DANE BRADSHAW If we're going to learn anything,
DANE COOK Coach gets his point across. Major will be fine. It's not just on him. It's on everybody.
DANE BRADSHAW It's amazing. People are starting to treat it like a football game. Girls are saying they have to bu...
DANE BRADSHAW It was a huge comfort to have a person who'd keep you honest with yourself and who also gave you saf...
LAUREN DANE He's part of this family. You know it's more serious than we'd like it to be when he has to miss pra...
DANE LOOKER Finally. The key word is finally. Hopefully, we never have to take a road trip like this seven-gamer...
DANE FIFE Our kids kept us in the game with sheer work ethic and will. Northwestern off its win over Iowa is j...
DANE FIFE I wasn't surprised he took that shot.
DANE FIFE That would leave us some money to grow the group into what we see as a very attractive market in man...
DANE DOUETIL It takes about six months to really learn how to row. It's really a balancing act; it's hard to do t...
DANE BEHRENS I like this shot. It just has a lot of perspectives in it. It looks sort of festive at first, but th...
DANE HANSEN It's really a fun day for the whole family -- the kids love it.
DANE GRAZIANO Ruben was just doing what he was supposed to do. He made solid contact.
DANE MASON It was nice during the break in the day just to go home and maybe sit on your couch and watch TV - j...
DANE LOOKER ASU definitely had a chance and probably should have won.
DANE KROGSTAD This feels great. It's amazing right now. I can't even imagine what it will be like (at state). This...
DANE JOHNSON What a filthy mind you have. Can’t imagine why you’re single with a brain as dirty as the one yo...
LAUREN DANE I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don't make my own stock. I just use a b...
ERIC DANE I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
DANE COOK You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
DANE COOK When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy ...
DANE COOK I get so into the moment.
DANE COOK I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a...
DANE COOK It's the things I might have said that fester.
CLEMENCE DANE Inevitably, I think the people that want to work with me are also the people that I want to work wit...
DANE DEHAAN I'm not the kind of person that seeks out other people's opinions on my works.
DANE DEHAAN As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my pers...
DANE COOK I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thou...
DANE COOK Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
DANE COOK No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling,...
DANE COOK In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
DANE COOK I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?&#...
DANE COOK The action genre is not always the most synonymous with character development.
ERIC DANE I'm not into being a celebrity. I'm not about to start demanding four blue candles, three black towe...
DANE BOWERS I have to say I'm a massive fan of yours
DANE COOK When Napster first hit, I had a Web site at the time, so I said, 'I'm going to take 20 clips from my...
DANE COOK I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said ...
DANE COOK This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain...
DANE COOK The problem is you don't vote for a party. You're voting for a member of Congress. And we're a year ...
DANE STROTHER We expect it to be a regular event . . . every year or every other year.
DANE POLLEI The entire crop in Chile is 40,000 to 45,000 tons a year. If there's a crop disaster here and we go ...
DANE LANCE I had a male stalker in L.A.,
DANE COOK This game tonight could have gone either way. But we were able to get a couple bounces and get the w...
DANE LITKE On 'Grey's Anatomy,' I didn't have to move too much. I think I ran through the hospi...
ERIC DANE With a pilot, there's a lot of information that gets packed into 46 minutes or whatever it is. U...
ERIC DANE I don't know if there's any change more significant that a human being can make than that of...
ERIC DANE It was more than a statement game. It was a championship game for us. We wanted to control our desti...
DANE BRADSHAW It was kind of funny, buttons were flying everywhere. We all laughed and gave him a Gatorade bath in...
DANE BRADSHAW In the stillness of headstones,
Darkness is my blanket.
And forever is my song.
In th...
JORDAN DANE Off the bat, everything started real well so we just built off that. And defense like we had, we did...
DANE MASON I'll be 100 percent for Opening Day. The injury last year was totally different than the one before....
DANE MASON Obviously, it being 9/11, the alert is probably going to be higher. But you can't live in fear like ...
DANE LOOKER It was just a play where I'm coming across the formation, a crossing route. I try to outflank the de...
DANE LOOKER I was open tonight. Usually the other guys are open, but tonight I was the one with the open looks.
DANE JOHNSON I find it challenging not to be cliché.
DANE HANSEN Usually, it's the grab shots that I like. You really just have to have the camera at all times.
DANE HANSEN I saw them standing there and I just liked the light.
DANE HANSEN It's a topic that's hot right now but ultimately we are confident that when all the evidence is pres...
DANE GILLETTE Indiana State? That was the last game before our conference. And we've geared our guys toward that.
DANE FIFE The market has already made progress in many areas of the reform program. The challenge now is to bu...
DANE DOUETIL The crew team is a very good constructive outlet from school. I've met all my best friends through i...
DANE BEHRENS No matter who is in the field of 65 teams, it is exciting. Fans will always follow it, and even thos...
DANE WISHER To me, that smells of pure politics.
DANE WATERS We can't just depend on fossil fuels.
DANE ODA To the extent that investors focus on a company's book value or balance sheets for their analysis, i...
DANE MOTT We practiced with [UMSL] over break, and a lot of guys know guys on the other team. It's one of thos...
DANE MOODY I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
DANE COOK I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
DANE COOK I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
DANE COOK I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
DANE COOK That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
DANE COOK I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this gre...
DANE COOK I'm sure I'm perceived in a more glam way. This is my breakout if you will.
TAYLOR DANE I'm not going to get into the writer's skills or what he was trying to portray because that&...
TAYLOR DANE I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.
DANE COOK My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately aft...
DANE COOK [An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he say...
DANE COOK Both Joe and Jared were captains of our team and vital components of our team's defense during the s...
DANE STREET Coming up against Andy next isn't going to be easy. I shook hands with him after I beat him last yea...
DANE REYNOLDS Just get in, make some positive changes, then get out. Do what you can until it's time to leave.
DANE ODA I think we've solidified ourselves as one of the teams to beat in the country. We just have to be di...
DANE MOODY This would help fill that void for the people who live in this region.
DANE WATERS We'll come in for timeouts, and he'll say, 'Let's try this,' and it will work.
DANE BRADSHAW I still feel I have something to prove. I just want to continue to take advantage of the opportuniti...
DANE BRADSHAW I remember my first year, obviously I'm a free-agent nobody and one of the last guys in the receiver...
DANE LOOKER A lot of times, the preseason gets discredited by the fans and media. It helps so much to get that m...
DANE LOOKER I know Kevin (Curtis) and Shaun (McDonald) are great players, and they're getting a lot of attention...
DANE LOOKER Now I'm literally kissing your ass!
DANE COOK I think we had three defensive rebounds in the first half, which is unheard of. We had (41) points a...
DANE BRADSHAW I go eat a sandwich for lunch and have a milk shake and miss going to the gym for 10 days, and someb...
ERIC DANE It's not his job to do that. His job is to manage county affairs.
TONY DANE The Republicans dodged a bullet. It's a whole menu of corruption … and it's a shame we have to wait...
DANE STROTHER Kelly has beat me in every heat I've ever had against him. He left me needing two really good rides ...
DANE REYNOLDS Conditioning is a big thing. We have this tendency to play 30 minutes of a 36 minute game. ... Half ...
DANE MOODY We've all committed ourselves to having a good team, and we have a lot of individual talent. I think...
DANE MOODY We've been traveling like crazy. It's been really hard for our guys. I'm not making excuses for them...
DANE FIFE If they're not kept on staff, we may not have a team next year. We may be left with four guys.
DANE FIFE He claims he's ready, but we have to see how tender it is (today). He moved well (Tuesday).
DANE FIFE Be in no doubt this is the largest insured loss that has ever occurred. The trouble is we have no id...
DANE DOUETIL They're a strong quick team and like to get up into the man to man defense. We know going in they li...
DANE BURKLAND We've had to shrink our business considerably. We can't fill channels if we can't do it here. We hav...
DANE LANCE I've been running my own pool for eight years now. I don't take a cut. It's just fun for me. But for...
DANE WISHER I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do i...
DANE COOK If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
DANE COOK One night after a show he gave me a gift. When I opened up the bag, he had made out of clay and drie...
DANE COOK There's a strong possibility that rates will harden in other areas as people move capital to the opp...
DANE DOUETIL I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it mo...
DANE COOK I think there's a definite template for what can be done for the future, but I'm not going to call m...
DANE COOK They end up competing with some of the other arts groups, certainly with funding, that's a big issue...
DANE POLLEI Ninety-five percent of the people who row on our team didn't compete in high school. Rowing is much ...
DANE BEHRENS You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.
DANE COOK I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
DANE COOK In the year 3000, everything will be instant.
DANE COOK I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office edit...
DANE COOK I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my ...
DANE COOK I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own ...
DANE COOK When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator.
DANE COOK The men were all scumbags, but the whole point of the film is to show the development of that. Each ...
TAYLOR DANE Singing and being truthful to a song... I've developed that skill, and I know how to do that rea...
TAYLOR DANE It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.
DANE DEHAAN My parents were just really weird and protective about the music I listened to. Whenever I wanted to...
DANE DEHAAN I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.
DANE DEHAAN I really just want to continue to challenge myself. And I want to continue to grow as an artist. I n...
DANE DEHAAN I'm not so sure I believe in dopplegangers. I just prefer to be Dane DeHaan.
DANE DEHAAN I was a big 'Blue Valentine' fan. I really loved that movie. And I thought the performances ...
DANE DEHAAN My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I wa...
DANE COOK I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
DANE COOK I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
DANE COOK When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
DANE COOK Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
DANE COOK A profit like this in a year like last year is a superb result.
DANE DOUETIL Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and y...
DANE COOK The guys just battled back. You have to give them credit. They didn't panic. They didn't get discour...
DANE LITKE The primary objective is to have access to fruit that protects our interests from short crops. But t...
DANE LANCE We can make this a very special season, or we can almost be looked at as somewhat of a fallout ? a t...
DANE BRADSHAW The timing couldn't be worse.
DANE LITKE We've all just learned so much from (Pearl), and we're a reflection of him on the court. He's workin...
DANE BRADSHAW Coach Pearl was telling me about a game versus Wisconsin he had. He said that was one of the few lea...
DANE BRADSHAW I suppose the meet ended up much closer than we thought for several reasons. First, Woodland was bet...
DANE STREET Eve of Darkness LAUREN DANE In this case, the stereotype is true, guys just care more about sports. But girls do get into it. I ...
DANE WISHER Going to the gym and looking for a specific result is a short-lived existence, as opposed to going t...
ERIC DANE When I was in college, I didn't think about him as a head coach, but he was such a good position coa...
DANE LOOKER I can run when I have to. I kind of always get that possession tag on me. But most of my catches, I ...
DANE LOOKER You never try to lose focus. You know they are going to come back strong, too. You just have to figh...
DANE KROGSTAD We knew they'd come back, but I thought we did a good job of picking up the pace later in the second...
DANE KROGSTAD It is definitely the most significant change we've seen in pension accounting in quite some time.
DANE MOTT Young kids, man. It's always consistency with them, you know that.
DANE FIFE I wouldn't want anybody to think we are going to run our UK business at an 80 percent combined ratio...
DANE DOUETIL We are on the right path, but we are not yet consistently at the levels either expected by customers...
DANE DOUETIL I think we just had big plays at the right time for us.
DANE BORCHERS All the tradition that goes into it means a lot. At the beginning of the season, this was one of our...
DANE BORCHERS