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Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.


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A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
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I am my own woman.
EVITA PERóN
Mai tii minte cat visai? Mai visezi?
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Înţelege tot. Eu îl insult şi el mă urăşte. Sau invers" rîdea el.
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The architecture of a woman's body is really amazing
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I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Unification of differences is power.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Underwear is the female second skin.
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[He considers me] just a uterus with legs.
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A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments!
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Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver.
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her sta...
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I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an...
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كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره...
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A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com...
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To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ...
GARY F EVANS...
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The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore.
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I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
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A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
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It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w...
GARY F EVANS...
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GARY F EVANS...
I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
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I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looki...
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The soul that feeds on books alone --/ I count that soul exceeding small / That lives alone by book ...
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The glorification of the "'woman's role," then, seems to be in proportion to society's reluctance to...
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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
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A real man doesn't stand behind his woman... He stands next to her
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When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexuality
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JEANE J. KIRKPATRICK
O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive ...
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Ladies,Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and ex...
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Interdependent Thinking is a true system view of the world.
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Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch.
JACK THORNE
Obedience is bondage, if God wants to be adored he should make himself more loving.
LAURA WHITCOMB
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If one marries, either knowingly or unknowingly, a pregnant ,bride , the child in her womb belongs t...
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Multilate. Ha Ha Ha,' said Nusswan, avuncular and willing to pretend it was a clever joke. 'Its all ...
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That soul bride is imbued with the Love of her Husband Lord, who banishes her self conceit from with...
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A.A. MILNE
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CARTER CROCKER
It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things agains...
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And even if you do wear a maid outfit, it doesn't change the fact that you're strong or that you're ...
HIRO FUJIWARA
As a man, if you're married, your happiness is with her happiness. If she's unhappy, everyth...
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Women are designed to help men and men are designed to love and honor them
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it's okay to feel things. And be who you are about them.
STEPHEN CHOBOSKY
I just want silence... nothing less... nothing more.
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If you play football, then for every goal that you score, ask your self, what is the 'grudge of a li...
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ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A...
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PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovide...
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BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he ...
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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
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ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs. It is related of Voltaire that one night he and some traveling c...
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom the moon inhabits. T...
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WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum."...
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own...
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property su...
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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Pitted against hard drinking Christians the abstemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scyt...
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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From the vast, invisible ocean of moonlight overhead fell, here and here, a slender, broken stream t...
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pi...
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is give...
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Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscien...
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Rom...
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Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o...
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Woman absent is woman dead.
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DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the So...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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