But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.''How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.
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LEWIS CARROLL Do you suppose she's a wildflower? LEWIS CARROLL Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. LEWIS CARROLL Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat. LEWIS CARROLL Tırtıl'la Alice sessizlik içinde bir süre bakıştılar; neden sonra Tırtıl, nargilesinin marp... LEWIS CARROLL The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. LEWIS CARROLL No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise. LEWIS CARROLL Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time. LEWIS CARROLL Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. LEWIS CARROLL My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere y... LEWIS CARROLL To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the wa... LEWIS CARROLL The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. LEWIS CARROLL For you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that v... LEWIS CARROLL If you think we're waxworks," he said, "you ought to pay, you know.Waxworks weren't made to be looke... LEWIS CARROLL Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?' 'That depends a good deal on whe... LEWIS CARROLL It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. LEWIS CARROLL Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and br... LEWIS CARROLL And thus they give the time, that Nature meant for peaceful sleep and meditative snores, to ceaseles... LEWIS CARROLL If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there. LEWIS CARROLL Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes: he only does it to annoy, because he... LEWIS CARROLL The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said LEWIS CARROLL How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been ch... LEWIS CARROLL Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to... LEWIS CARROLL It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward. LEWIS CARROLL "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The q... LEWIS CARROLL If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be... LEWIS CARROLL Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. LEWIS CARROLL I am fond of children--except boys. LEWIS CARROLL I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours. LEWIS CARROLL If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later. LEWIS CARROLL That's the reason they're called lessons," the Gryphon remarked: "because they lessen from day to da... LEWIS CARROLL Off with their heads! LEWIS CARROLL Courtesy while you're thinking what to say. It saves time. LEWIS CARROLL No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise LEWIS CARROLL Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round LEWIS CARROLL How doth the little crocodile / Improve his shining tail, / And pour the waters of the Nile,/ On eve... LEWIS CARROLL But answer came there none - / And this was scarcely odd because / They'd eaten every one. LEWIS CARROLL She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it) LEWIS CARROLL I am fond of children - except boys LEWIS CARROLL "Give your evidence," said the king LEWIS CARROLL Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?” The c... LEWIS CARROLL I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? LEWIS CARROLL Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the bo... LEWIS CARROLL How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another. LEWIS CARROLL Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. LEWIS CARROLL For the snark was a boojum, you see. LEWIS CARROLL