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Creatures of the Darkness
BY VICKI JORDAN

It was world of vampires and demons, where innocence
was rare and so were the living. It was a world of darkness,
where light had been outlawed and nightfall had swallowed
us whole.

An epic war had been fought, and the creatures of the dark
had finally prevailed over the promoters of the light. Finally,
for the first time in existence, the people of the shadows could
come out and freely walk among one another in the rays of the
dying sun, which had once been used to shun them away.

A little girl, a child of the light, had survived the battle and
crawled out from under the ashes of the destruction. She looked
around at her altered world in dismay and confronted a vampire
about the changes, of which she did not approve.

“Why did you turn my world into a world of night, and make
wrong into a new form of right? How could you make all the light
disappear, and with it everyone I once loved so dear? Why are the
shadows now the new sun, and why is everything lost what you have
won?”
The vampire looked down at the little girl with amusement
and delight.

“Because, little girl, this is the real world you see, where there’s no
light to shine on false identities. We didn’t destroy the world just to scare;
we simply uncovered what was already there. What has come out was all the
darkness that was once hidden within, and you’ll soon meet the darkness
in you once my fangs pierce your skin.”

We are our own greatest fears…..


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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m...
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I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any tim...
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The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger se...
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Good. Illegal is always faster.
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Orion brightened. "I have an idea."

"Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Art...
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have trav...
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I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.
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It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
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Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon
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So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"

The boy extended a dripping hand straig...
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How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ...
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I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f...
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The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look ...
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What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"
"No, Julius. It's the end of the ci...
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push ...
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The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinder...
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And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a femal...
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can d...
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Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed...
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The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother.

"Ici, g...
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She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the mom...
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Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babi...
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
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Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
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Artemis simple-toon
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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I'm the nut!
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Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
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confidence is ignorance.If your'e feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from...
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She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the...
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Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" EOIN COLFER I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran...
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That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked ...
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Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f...
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Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps.
"Wait! Just wait," she called, ...
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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written
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Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
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Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin...
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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code red thing.’ Holly
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I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
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[When it comes to writing, Colfer admits to being a bit of a perfectionist. Over time, he's learned ...
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[Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap...
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe...
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour...
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors...
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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube...
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Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro...
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So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis...
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro...
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Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer t...
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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H...
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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
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