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»Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«
»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«


Christopher Moore

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-Goethe-
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Sudipta Das
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Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I was baptized Methodist, but I was mainly raised First Church of NFL, which is to say that my famil...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Our finding suggests that high resolution sensory maps that can quickly and accurately handle many d...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In the movie, the painting is supposed to be worth $100 million. No painting is worth $100 million. ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You see," I explained to Joshua, "what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd b...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
El pecado de Onán. Derramar en el suelo la vieja semilla. Atar el camello. Quitarle el polvo al bur...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
A Bluesman hates to be told what to do. Authority rankles him, inspires his rebellion, and plays to ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Don’t be so hard on yourself, You’re doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The African-American Freedom Trail: From Slavery to Freedom in New York City
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I came back to San Francisco and spent more time in the neighborhoods like Chinatown and the Mission...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Blessed are the dumbfucks
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It was a catastrophe, of course. We had no clients, no nothing. Nobody understood the idea of doing ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the respo...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Psychology which explains everything explains nothing, and we are still in doubt
MARIANNE MOORE
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell
GEORGE MOORE
And the heart that is soonest awake to the flowers Is always the first to be touch'd by the thorns...
THOMAS MOORE
So shall they build me altars in their zeal, Where knaves shall minister, and fools shall kneel: ...
EDWARD MOORE
A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we'...
MICHAEL MOORE
In the sixties, for anybody to suggest that the government didn't have our best interests at hea...
ALAN MOORE
Rapunzel is a bit more relatable than the other princesses, especially because she doesn't even ...
MANDY MOORE
If your bank took bailout money, take your money out of that bank and put it in a credit union. Cred...
MICHAEL MOORE
We're like old people now playing music. I'm so glad we stuck it out because it's a lot ...
THURSTON MOORE
Anytime you deny the acknowledgement of God you are undermining the entire basis for which our count...
ROY MOORE
I think you're going to find out that westerns will be coming back. It's Americana, it's...
CLAYTON MOORE
From plants that wake when others sleep, from timid jasmine buds that keep their odour to themselves...
THOMAS MOORE
Alan Turing is so important to me and to the world, and his story is so important to be told, so it ...
GRAHAM MOORE
I had been a lifelong Alan Turing obsessive. Among incredibly nerdy teenagers, without a lot of frie...
GRAHAM MOORE
Ay, rail at gaming - 'tis a rich topic, and affords noble declamation. Go, preach against it in ...
EDWARD MOORE
First of all, the American people are inundated with advertisement after advertisement of you buy, b...
MICHAEL MOORE
Way back in the day, when I first started and had delusions of adequacy as a cartoonist, I would lis...
ALAN MOORE
A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet ...
MICHAEL MOORE
To hear people saying, 'The music you are doing has really touched my life and it's moved me...
KIP MOORE
The past can't hurt you anymore, not unless you let it.
ALAN MOORE
Egotism is usually subversive of sagacity.
MARIANNE MOORE
The minstrel fell but the foeman's chain
could not break his proud soul under.
The harp he lov...
THOMAS MOORE
Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism.
GEORGE MOORE
The world's made up of individuals who don't want to be heroes.
BRIAN MOORE
It is only to the happy that tears are a luxury.
THOMAS MOORE
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
GEORGE MOORE
Like Dead Sea fruit that tempts the eye, But turns to ashes on the lips!
THOMAS MOORE
One sole desire, one passion now remains To keep life's fever still within his veins, Vengeanc...
THOMAS MOORE
Oh, for a tongue to curse the slave Whose treason, like a deadly blight, Comes o'er the counci...
THOMAS MOORE
Impatience is the mark of independence not of bondage.
MARIANNE MOORE
Fly not yet, 'tis just the hour When pleasure, like the midnight flower That scorns the eye of...
THOMAS MOORE
They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away.
ALAN MOORE
God is in the rain.
ALAN MOORE
Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that w...
ALAN MOORE
I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one. An inch. It's small and it's fragi...
ALAN MOORE
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
HENRY MOORE
When any man is more stupidly vain and outrageously egotistic than his fellows, he will hide his hid...
GEORGE MOORE
There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses.
ALAN MOORE
To Greece we give our shining blades.
THOMAS MOORE
Though an angel should write, still 'tis devils must print.
THOMAS MOORE
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
THOMAS MOORE
Orlando's a part of me. The next guy's a part of me. And the next guy's a part of me. Th...
SHEMAR MOORE
It was truly a lesson in don't take something at face value. You know, so many of us do in life....
SHEMAR MOORE
You know, I don't play the race card a lot. I'm half-black, half-white, and I'm proud of...
SHEMAR MOORE
I like to make money; I like to have nice things. But I love to act; I love to tell stories.
SHEMAR MOORE
I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese foo...
SHEMAR MOORE
I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
MANDY MOORE
Because I'm in an adult world and I'm really working, my age is just a number. It's not ...
MANDY MOORE