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Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.


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I used to sing with my father's jazz band and then when I was ten years old a musician friend of...
MOLLY RINGWALD
Fourteen-year-old boys are not part of a well-regulated militia. Members of wacky religious cults ar...
MOLLY IVINS
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay att...
MOLLY IVINS
Right before the Bush inauguration, many women were greatly reassured when Laura said of Roe v. Wade...
MOLLY IVINS
I just did in my early twenties what most did when they were teenagers, being free and exploring and...
MOLLY RINGWALD
All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters politic...
MOLLY IVINS
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss i...
MOLLY IVINS
Sketching in general - anywhere, not just in Gitmo, but in life, in the world - is a profoundly disr...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE
I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions. I tend to treat my emotions like ...
MOLLY IVINS
Anyone who has ever spent time listening to a legislature knows the astonishing speed at which all p...
MOLLY IVINS
One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't h...
MOLLY IVINS
The idols of one's adolescence tend to endure - you never forget how you worshipped them.
MOLLY IVINS
My karate skills are very limited. I'm a green belt.
MOLLY QUINN
The greatest moral leader of my lifetime was Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., whose private life does not...
MOLLY IVINS
You will come to the woods and choose your mate.
MOLLY RINGLE
In terms of the Eastern Europe stories, my family is originally from there; even as a kid, it was th...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
I grew up with that whole devaluation of myself because I was female. It's outrageous, and it stays ...
MOLLY YARD
When I was first diagnosed, I went out, as a book person, and got some books on cancer and looked up...
MOLLY IVINS
I came into reality television with MTV's show 'The Real World,' specifically the 1994 s...
MOLLY O'KEEFE
John Hughes had such a huge impact on filmmaking.
MOLLY RINGWALD
Even for southerners, Arkansans are amazingly friendly and extend hospitality to all strangers with ...
MOLLY IVINS
On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to r...
MOLLY IVINS
Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
MOLLY IVINS
Consumer confusion is the result of many individual problems when it comes to website design and dev...
MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG
Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't l...
MOLLY IVINS
The problem with doing physically ambitious art is that to view it, you still have to be in your phy...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE
Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt th...
MOLLY IVINS
I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game.
MOLLY SIMS
Arkansas, the state Bill Clinton loves and that loves him back, is a place with just no pretension a...
MOLLY IVINS
She re-read his email four times, feeling offended and breathless, like he had casually grabbed her ...
MOLLY RINGLE
One thing that's always helped quell my writerly anxieties is seeking out interviews with writer...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
Do I want to know why you're so informed about spyware?" she asked.

Nikolaos gave her a c...
MOLLY RINGLE
I throw everything I have into whatever story I'm writing - and so there's something immense...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
Women couldn’t identify with her and didn’t support her.
MOLLY HASKELL
Angels love to create synchronicities because each synchronicity produces an illumination point for ...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
Kinda pointless to fight for what you want when what you want continues to break your heart
MOLLY MCADAMS
I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
MOLLY IVINS
When we live our life as if it is an open book, we are free in body, mind, and spirit and allow anyo...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!
MOLLY SHANNON
In life, there is always that special person who shapes who you are, who helps to determine the pers...
MOLLY RINGWALD
Be yourself, fill your life with good people, and don't get a big head. It can all be gone tomor...
MOLLY SIMS
As I occasionally survey the pack of sycophantic shih tzus in the Washington press corps, wriggling ...
MOLLY IVINS