Neil Gaiman quote: "Dolorita Hunsickle says that the chipmunks tell your fortune if you catch them but I never did. She says a chipmunk told her she would grow up to be a famous ballerina and that she would die of consumption unloved in a boardinghouse in Prague."

Really, he thought, if you couldn't trust a poet to offer sensible advice, who could you trust?
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So the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund is out there preserving and fighting for, and sometimes winning...
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And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into ...
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We who make stories know that we tell lies for a living. But they are good lies that say true things...
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You've a good heart. Sometimes that's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not.
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
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That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed.
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Stories you read when you're the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or w...
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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell u...
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They were having an argument as old and comfortable as an armchair, the kind of argument that no one...
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I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by weari...
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It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning,...
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Because,' she said, 'when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.
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I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ev...
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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
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Oh, he'll help us whether he wants to or not. I told the truth. I would not kill him. The death-curs...
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We are all improved by the glow of memory.
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There is a madness, yes, this is true. Few mortals possess it, the willingness to step away from the...
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I suppose the point you grow up is the point you let the dreams go.
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All around me darkness gathers,
Fading is the sun that shone,
We must speak of other mat...
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She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you k...
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Does it make you feel big to make a little boy cry?
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There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they we...
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no cl...
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Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the stronge...
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You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only...
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I've been blogging since February of 2001. When I started blogging, it was a dinosaur blog. It w...
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The last dead leaves of fall crackled underfoot, winter-crisp.
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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Because if you are making mistakes, ...
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Proper bread was white, and pre-sliced, and tasted like almost nothing: that was the point.
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
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Even nothing cannot last forever.
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You know what happens when you dream of falling? Sometimes you wake up.
Sometimes the fall kil...
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Of course you don't believe in fairies. You're fifteen. You think I believed in fairies at fifteen? ...
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Some things are too big to be seen; some emotions are too huge to be felt.
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And all the time we spent in this place would fade and vanish, like a dawn dream on waking that colo...
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I think all geniuses - or the ones thet I've run into - tend to have a faintly tenuous relationship ...
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It is selfish to love people and expect them to love you back.
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Words can be worrisome, poeple complex, motives and manners unclear, grant her the wisdom to choose ...
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Do not lose hope - what you seek will be found.
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You might have loved me, if you had known me. If you had ever known my mind. If you would have walke...
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I try to talk to you, but I don't know what to say. I am afraid you don't want me to say anything. S...
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exists for him chiefly as a body in a sequence of hotel rooms.
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So whenever we come together to work together it's because it's fun and because we want to.
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I was the kind of kid whose parents would drop him off at the local town library on their way to wor...
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He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in pac...
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I think . . . I said things to Silas. He'll be angry.'

'If he didn't care about you, you ...
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Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.
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Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind/Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind,/Now slip, now slide, now mo...
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You are obvious, boy. You are difficult to miss. If you came to me in company with a purple lion, a ...
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You're brave. You are the bravest person I know, and you are my friend. I don't care if you are imag...
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It's like the people who believe they'll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn ...
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Somebody would say, 'Can you do us an article about big, bodice-ripping, blockbusting romance novels...
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I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.
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No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywher...
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I guess when your heart gets broken you sort of start to see cracks in everything. I'm convinced tha...
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He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and...
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In the case of 'Ocean at the End of the Lane,' it's a book about helplessness. It's ...
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There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the rava...
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I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.
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Fat Charlie wasn't sure that he liked freedom, ... There was too much open air involved.
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Human beings do not like being pushed about by gods. They may seem to, on the surface, but somewhere...
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This isn't about what is . . . it's about what people think is. It's all imaginary anyway. Th...
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The TV's the altar. I'm what people are sacrificing to.'
'What do they sacrifice?' asked Shadow...
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Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a f...
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People believe, thought Shadow. It's what people do. They believe, and then they do not take respons...
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I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who ...
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When writing a novel, that's pretty much entirely what life turns into: 'House burned down. Car stol...
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I do not miss childhood, but I miss the way I took pleasure in small things, even as greater things ...
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Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to k...
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Everything he had ever done that had been better left undone. Every lie he had told — told to hims...
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The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies.
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It is only a gesture," he said, turning back to Shadow. "But gestures mean everything. The death of ...
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I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to s...
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So, having found a lady, could you not have come to her aid, or left her alone? Why drag her into yo...
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While clothes do not, as the saying would sometimes have it, make the man, and fine feathers do not ...
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He stared up at the stars: and it seemed to him then that they were dancers, stately and graceful, p...
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As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morn...
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I watched my life as if it were happening to someone else. My son died. And I was hurt, but I...
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You're no help," he told the lime. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special ab...
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We have eyes and we have nerveses
We have tails we have teeth
You'll all get what you dese...
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You have a very open relationship with your fans."

"Yes. We have an open relationship. Ob...
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If you make art, people will talk about it. Some of the things they say will be nice, some won’t. ...
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Potentially evil. Potentially good, too, I suppose. Just this huge powerful potentiality waiting to ...
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Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.
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Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, ...
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You were her way here, and it's a dangerous thing to be a door.
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I make art, sometimes I make true art, and sometimes it fills the empty places in my life. Some of t...
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Do not lose hope — what you seek will be found. Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped to ...
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Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is...
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It was love, I knew, and it tasted like champagne in my mind.
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I saw her chewing gum, when I was thirteen, and I fell for her like a suicide from a bridge.
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When we hold each other, in the darkness, it doesn't make the darkness go away. The bad things are s...
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Adults should not weep, I knew. They did not have mothers who would comfort them.
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As we age, we become our parents; live long enough and we see faces repeat in time.
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. . . I lay on the bed and lost myself in the stories.
I liked that. Books were safer than oth...
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Different people remember things differently, and you'll not get any two people to remember anything...
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That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And...
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Memories were waiting at the edges of things, beckoning to me.
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I remembered that, and, remembering that, I remembered everything.
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Rebirth always follows death.
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Being a grown up is highly over rated. Just be an author.
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You lived what anybody gets, Bernie. You got a lifetime. No more. No less.
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One thing I've learned: you can know anything, it's all there, you just have to find it.
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All that I did," she said, "everything I tried to do. All for nothing."

Nothing is done ...
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But he did not understand the price. Mortals never do. They only see the prize, their heart's desire...
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I think the short story is a very underrated art form. We know that novels deserve respect.
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I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
NEIL GAIMAN

Well?" said Loki. "What about you, Heimdall? Do you have any suggestions?"
"I do," said Heimdal...
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Loki was trying to look serious, but even so, he was smiling at the corners of his mouth. It was not...
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Cease your weeping!" he said. "It is I, Loki, here to rescue you!"
Idunn glared at him with red...
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There are little pockets of old time in London, where things and places stay the same, like bubbles ...
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What's it like then?" asked Old Bailey. "Being dead?"
The marquis sighed. And then he twisted ...
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The boy had the towering arrogance only seen in the greatest of artists and all nine-year-old boys.
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He..." Richard began. "The marquis. Well, you know, to be honest, he seems a little bit dodgy to me....
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I'm going to go home. Everything is going to be normal again. Boring again. Wonderful again.
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Nothing, like something, happens anywhere.
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Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now an...
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If you were to try and pick him out of a group of boys, you’d be wrong. He’d be the other one. O...
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You know how is it when you love someone? And the hard part, the bad part, the Jerry Springer Show p...
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La persona más valiente que conozco, y eres mi amigo. Me importa un pimiento que seas imaginario
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You get what anybody gets - you get a lifetime.
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People talk about books that write themselves, and it's a lie. Books don't write themselves. It take...
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But," expostulated Josiah Worthington. "But. A human child. A living child. I mean. I mean, I mean. ...
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I make things up and write them down.
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M is for magic. All the letters are, if you put them together properly. You can make magic with them...
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I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget t...
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There are a number of paths that lead to this place. I have been avoiding them for some small time, ...
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She's as old as the hills, evil as a snake, all malevolence and magic and death.
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You wouldn't have to wash," said Brian, whose parents forced him to wash a great deal more than he t...
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Don't start anything you're not prepared to finish.
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In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants....
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We'll win, of course," he said.
"You don't want that," said the demon.
"Why not, pray?�...
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All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the r...
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Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and...
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According to my daughters, my most irritating habit is asking for cups of tea.
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I'm Jill Dumpty."
"So your brother was Humpty Dumpty?"
"And he didn't fall off that wall, ...
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You’re playing with fire,” she warned him. “That’s how I know I’m alive,
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Nosotros escuchábamos a los Adverts y a los Jam, a los Stranglers, los Clash y los Sex Pistols. Aun...
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Por muy lejos que te vayas, nunca podrás huir de ti mismo.
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È come quando c’è chi crede di essere felice andando a vivere da qualche altra parte, ma poi imp...
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7 Somewhere
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Someone had once told her that if you look up at the sky from the bottom of a mine shaft, even in th...
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Thank you,” said the dog.
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Spiders’ webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.’ Coraline
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Coraline sighed. ‘You really don’t understand, do you?’ she said. ‘I don’t want whatever I...
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Stay here with us,” said the voice from the figure at the end of the room. “We will listen to yo...
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The air was alive with yellow wasps. We must have stepped on a wasps' nest in a rotten branch as we ...
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In the flat above Coraline’s, under the roof, was a crazy old man with a big mustache. He told Cor...
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I don’t want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ...
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You people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't ne...
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It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon ...
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Coraline's father stopped working and made them all dinner.

Coraline was disgusted. "Dadd...
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She said, ‘You know that I love you.’ And, despite herself, Coraline nodded. It was true: the ot...
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Coraline wondered why so few of the adults she had met made any sense. She sometimes wondered who th...
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No one had hugged her like that since she had retired from the theater.
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Cats don't have shoulders, not like people do. But the cat shrugged, in one smooth movement that sta...
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Realmente no lo entiendes, ¿verdad?. No quiero tener todo lo que deseo. Nadie lo quiere, no de verd...
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It wasn’t brave because he wasn’t scared: it was the only thing he could do. But going back agai...
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It seemed to Coraline that it was crouching, and staring down at her, as if it were not really a hou...
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Coraline went over to the window and watched the rain come down. It wasn't the kind of rain you coul...
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It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon ...
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How big are souls anyway?" asked Coraline.
The other mother sat down at the kitchen table and l...
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Oh ... My twitchy witchy girl I think you are so nice, I give you bowls of porridge And I give you b...
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But how can you walk away from something and still come
back to it?"
"Easy," said the cat....
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o non voglio tutto ciò che desidero. Nessuno lo vuole. Non veramente. Che divertimento sarebbe, se ...
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Coraline’s father stopped working and made them all dinner. Coraline was disgusted. “Daddy,” s...
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Coraline tried drawing the mist. After ten minutes of drawing she still had a white sheet of paper w...
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Small world," said Coraline. "It's big enough for her," said the cat. "Spiders' webs only have to be...
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Cats don’t have names,” it said.

“No?” said Coraline.

“No,” said t...
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Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life’s vinegar and found it, by and large, to ...
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Sometimes I suspect that we build our traps ourselves, then we back into them, pretending amazement ...
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Charitably... I think... sometimes, perhaps, one must change or die. And, in the end, there were, pe...
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I believe [...] that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death pe...
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If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.
Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that NEIL GAIMAN

What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it�...
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Fair enough,” said Thor. “What’s the price?” “Freya’s hand in marriage.” “He just wa...
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It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire me...
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I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies.
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You have to believe. Otherwise, it will never happen.
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In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glitt...
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Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?
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She sat down on one of her grandmother's uncomfortable armchairs, and the cat sprang up into her lap...
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The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be...
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The world seemed to shimmer a little at the edges.
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Oh- my twitchy witchy girl
I think you are so nice,
I give you bowls of porridge
And ...
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Nothing’s changed. You’ll go home. You’ll be bored. You’ll be ignored. No one will listen to...
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I am the mother of Odin's stallion, Sleipnir. I am the father of Fenrir Sun-Eater, and of Hel Half-R...
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We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and i...
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You're a poem?' I repeated.

She chewed her lower lip. 'If you want. I am a poem, or I am ...
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We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing Afric...
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What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?'
'Cats don't have names,'...
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Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it. Listen: even as ...
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When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. ...
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To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, bu...
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Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe...
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Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and free...
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My guiltiest pleasure is Harry Stephen Keeler. He may have been the greatest bad writer America has ...
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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you ar...
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Dolorita Hunsickle says that the chipmunks tell your fortune if you catch them but I never did. She says a chipmunk told her she would grow up to be a famous ballerina and that she would die of consumption unloved in a boardinghouse in Prague.

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Dolorita Hunsickle says that the chipmunks tell your fortune if you catch them but I never did. She says a chipmunk told her she would grow up to be a famous ballerina and that she would die of consumption unloved in a boardinghouse in Prague.

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