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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

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Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
We always prefer war on our terms to peace on someone else's.
The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone that produces wisdom.
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.
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It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though in a long lifetime...
Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow.
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Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Freedom is a package deal - with it comes responsibilities and consequences.
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Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.
Like swift water an active mind never stagnates.
A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an o...
So few people think. When we find one who really does, we call him a genius
Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
Hate pollutes the mind.
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."
Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
You know how you hate to be interrupted, so why are you always doing it to me.
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he choos...
Our children seem to have wonderful taste, or none - depending, of course, on whether or not they ag...
The test of any man's character is how he takes praise.
None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but we are responsible for the way ...
Where we go and what we do advertises what we are.
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes
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Create the kind of climate in your organization where personal growth is expected, recognized and re...
Excellence is best described as doing the right things right - selecting the most important things t...
It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.
Communication is something so simple and difficult that we can never put it in simple words.
The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn.
Americans become unhappy and vicious because their preoccupation with amassing possessions obliterat...
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason ...
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"I've had nothing yet", Alice replied in an offended tone: "so I ca'n't take more."
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.