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J.R. Ward

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It is what it is, it is what you make it.
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My name...my name is Mary. I'm here with a friend.'
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Take off your coat."
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What happened to you?" she asked.
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Thank you for caring for my brother."
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Motherf**ker. Bastard ass motherf**ker. C**ks**king rat-bitch bastard motherf**ker!” – Blay
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I would do anything for you. Anything."

With that, he pushed his way out...and as the doo...
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A gust of wind went Nike across the flat landscape
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Bottom line? As much as you
wanted someone to change and believed they could, they were in cont...
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The guy stroked his goatee. “What do you call twenty guys watching the World Series?” “The New...
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She nodded, wondering why couldn't she have been named Mary. Or Sue.
But no, she had to be nine...
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That is one fine female, true?" V said.

There was a low, affirmative grumble.

...
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Wrath dragged Beth into his arms and hugged her hard, talking in that other language again. When he ...
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Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage.

--...
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W:"At least I'm not pussy-whipped!"

T:"Nice. Fucking. Suit."

--Wrath to Tohr
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Tell me something,boys. Do you wear that leather to turn each other on? I mean, is it a dick thing w...
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I miss you. I miss you so fucking bad it hurts, but I don't know how to find you even though you'...
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V was half way down the hall when he heard a yelp. He hightailed it back, barging through the door. ...
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You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over ...
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Oh, man there's a marathon of Beaches running tomorrow night. Can we go after ten so I can see it on...
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Forever..." he murmured against her. " I'll hold you down..." ~ Trez

'The Shadows' Page ...
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Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.
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How can you stand to have me near you?" "The only thing I can't handle is your leaving.
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V chuckled. "I had to do something to shut you up. Every damn time I've run into you since I grew it...
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All I know is, she's a pounding in my chest that I can't ignore. . . hell, that I don't WANT to igno...
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Fine. If I can't have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, part of me, a small piece, whatev...
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I will not fall in love with you," she said. "I can't let myself. I won't."

"That's all r...
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Stop it.
Do not feel safe with him. The Stockholm Syndrome is not your friend.
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V rolled the Aquafina bottle between his palms. "How long have you wanted to ask me the question? Ab...
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Butch nodded as if he knew exactly what was doing. "Like I said, my man, it's whatever. You and me? ...
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And second, I don't think there's much of a market for your particular brand of psychology."
"...
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Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.

- Jane
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I believe there's a hand that guides us. It just isn't always a gentle one. Or one that seems fair a...
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Okay, okay, okay … go to your corners, boys. This is a nice Aubusson carpet you’re standing on. ...
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Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was ...
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Listen to me. You have the fashion sense of a park bench and the interpersonal skills of a meat clea...
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As his ears rang and his heart broke for her, he stayed strong against the gale force she let loose....
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When her blue-black eyes lifted to his, everything disappeared. Their bodies dematerialized. The roo...
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You are the sweetest thug I've ever known.
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They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.
"Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Vi...
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Qhuinn: "What is wrong with you, that you care so much about me?"
Blay: "What is wrong with you...
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Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone...
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Man" Rhage muttered, "someone hit this place with the Hallmark stick."

Until it broke.
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The truth was...he was in love with her. Totally over-the-line, no-going-back, not-even-dead-would-h...
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The male's diamond eyes locked on Payne, and though she hadn't seen him in forever, she knew who he ...
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Do you think I haven't noticed? You can't wait to be free of me. I drink and then you bolt up, as if...
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Wrath was in a bad mood, and he knew this because the sound of the doggen waxing the wooden balustra...
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All of us are taking the night off," Wrath said abruptly. "We need some regroup time."

Rh...
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For shit’s sake, it wasn’t like there was a twelve-step for being the Scribe Virgin’s kid:
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The righteous do not always do right, but their souls remain pure.
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I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams...
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I want to see the front of you.”
“That’s what all the girls say.”
“Do you expect...
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I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."

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Dedicated to: You.
There will never be another like you.
For me...you are the one.
Ye...
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Vishous screamed.
The only thing that was louder was the
pop as the hip was relocated, as...
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Written on the mirror, revealed by the steam, were the words, I love you, Jane.
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I don’t think my sister is old enough to have sex.”

“V, she’s the same age you ar...
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Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I...
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I love you. And I'm going to keep loving you even after you don't know I exist.
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You’re just too mean to find a grave and lie down”-Tohr to Wrath.
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Please, if you would," the butler said, "no throwing the linens. Peaches, anyone?" -Fritz
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Maybe I could do it."

Darius shot him a dry look. "You want to try to get back into your ...
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Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.

She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppi...
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After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he ...
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I'm going to talk to her."
"And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and...
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