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God's Final Message to His Creation:
'We apologize for the inconvenience.


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The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of
the word "Infinite".
Infin...
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This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it wer...
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A fuse blew at Shea Stadium, causing us to lose power. It was for less than a full inning. We addres...
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PIERS ANTHONY
At that moment the dull sound of a rumbling crash from outside filtered through the low murmur of th...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
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neither destiny nor free will, neither
path nor...
RAMANA MAHARSHI
Arthur lay in startled stillness on the acceleration couch. He wasn't certain whether he had just go...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Government has no right to hurt a hair on the head of an Atheist for his Opinions. Let him have a ca...
JOHN ADAMS
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
A...
THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY
John Loftus has been reprimanded for his careless error, and we sincerely apologize to the family.
IRENA BRIGANTE
START APPRECIATING GODS' CREATION, YOU WON'T NEED RECREATION !
DR.PRASAD RAJHANS
We sincerely apologize to those guests whose vacations have been impacted by these voyage cancellati...
BOB DICKINSON
We don't apologize for it not being pretty, and we don't apologize for keeping it close.
DICKIE ADAMS
If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday.
I’d like to apologize ...
RICK RIORDAN
I apologize for anything I might have done. I was not myself.”
“I apologize for shooting yo...
V.E. SCHWAB
Final Ruin fiercely drives Her ploughshare o'er creation.
EDWARD YOUNG
Who really knows, and who can swear,
How creation came, when or where!
Even gods came afte...
RIG VEDA
A desperate plea to the Trinity
is not something you can just
apologize for in the morning...
AMBER KONEVAL
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DOUGLAS ADAMS
The gods we prayed to when we were young used up their time so long ago. They cannot answer anymore....
NEIL GAIMAN
Every second a seeker can start over,
For his life's mistakes
Are initial drafts
And ...
SRI CHINMOY
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods.
They kill us for their sport.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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PIERS ANTHONY
In a world hooked in "Start-ups"
She was his final "Settle-down"

-The Drenched Write...
SHONALI DEY
The Son of God perishes that we may not perish.

He rises that we may rise.

Tha...
DAVID HOLDSWORTH
Delilah Bard,” she said. “We’ve met before. And you looked worse.”
Rhy laughed silentl...
V.E. SCHWAB
If pharaoh’s gods exist, then the one God is indeed the winner, but monotheism evaporates.
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[Douglas told a New York Daily News columnist that his report of a Douglas-Dowd relationship] got me...
ELIZABETH VARGAS
Although the risk of misuse of the data contained in these files is very low, we apologize for any i...
BRIAN HEATH
We don't want to do anything to cause any inconvenience for customers.
JEFF LOWRANCE
They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but large...
RICK RIORDAN
Accept the universe
As the gods gave it to you.
If the gods wanted to give you something e...
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Our gods are here, below, with us---in the office, the kitchen, the workshop, the toilet; the gods h...
YEVGENY ZAMYATIN
My brain has become my enemy. We fight over creation and his need for sleep.
DARNELL LAMONT WALKER
When writing the constitution for the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, John Adams wrote:
I must j...
JOHN ADAMS
To me a book is a message from the gods to mankind; or, if not, should never be published at all. A ...
ALEISTER CROWLEY
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
To every man upon this earth
Death ...
THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
To every man upon this earth
...
THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY
Oh, Gods."
His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. "The name's William. It's a com...
ILONA ANDREWS
Your life is your creation. It is your message to the world. Share it and you share who you are.
LORRIN L. LEE
I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams...
J.R. WARD
Let the human mind loose. It must be loose. It will be loose. Superstition and dogmatism cannot conf...
JOHN ADAMS
Cauza necazurilor noastre nu se află în jilțul guvernului, ci în imediata apropiere, în trib, ...
LLOYD C. DOUGLAS
Your hunter has a destiny to bear the mark of the gods. Only one true warrior receives such an honer...
M.R. MERRICK
There's nothing to apologize for.
HOWARD MOSCOE
The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of N...
ANONYMOUS
Poets create gods, philosophers destroy them.
MARTY RUBIN
Art is the final cunning of the human soul which would rather do anything than face the gods.
IRIS MURDOCH
The business end of the World Cup was over sometime back and slowly all the teams played out their g...
APURVA GAGLANI
We are not going to apologize for prostitution but we are going to struggle for the dignity of the p...
SANDRO CORREIA
Such is the world
that I can no longer
bear to say prayers,
for I am sick
of...
ALCAEUS OF MYTILENE, 612 BC
My grandfather was the first building inspector for Douglas County.
GARY MOSS
Lumea nu merită sacrificiul de a trăi pentru ea, cu atât mai puțin de a muri.
LLOYD C. DOUGLAS
God will certainly care for all His creation.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
It was just an inconvenience.
HAROLD DAVIS
Find the right paths for your journey.
Travel along these paths to your final destination.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Nimic nu-i mai rău pentru caracterul omului decât să fi mândru de faptele tale bune. Fie că te ...
LLOYD C. DOUGLAS
Viața noastră e ca o călătorie pe pământ: prea ușoară și monotonă de-a lungul întinselor ...
LLOYD C. DOUGLAS
E greu să-ți imaginezi lumea fără un creator, dar prefer să nu-mi închipui că faptele oamenil...
LLOYD C. DOUGLAS
Belief is only the beginning... (Stephanie Adams Quote For GODDESSY.com)
STEPHANIE ADAMS
O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy endureth for ever.
BIBLE
Though thou loved her as thyself,
As a self of purer clay,
Tho' her parting dims the day,
S...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
For the gods know I
speak this in hunger for bread, not in thirst for revenge
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
But in its final creation it was not the part of the Father's power to fail as though exhausted....
GIOVANNI PICO DELLA MIRANDOLA
We apologize to our fans.
ERRON KINNEY
God's reasons for communicating with man must be subsumed under his reason for communicating to him ...
LEO STRAUSS
All the drawing lacks
is the final touch: To add
eyes to the dragon
DIANE DUANE
Please accept our apology for any inconvenience or frustration we may have caused.
ELLEN JONES
Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need o have another talk about your people skills."<...
RICK RIORDAN
I didn't have anything to apologize for.
BERNIE EBBERS
Thanks to the gods! my boy has done his duty.
JOSEPH ADDISON
Belief is only the beginning... (Stephanie Adams Quote For GODDESSY.com)
STEPHANIE ADAMS
That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”
...
BRANDON SANDERSON
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
Hazel blinked. “Two gods had a horse for a kid?”
“Long story.
RICK RIORDAN
Who apart from the gods is without pain for his whole lifetime's length?
AESCHYLUS
Thinking about her again caused his body to harden, to ready...
"Uh, I'm happy to sit close to ...
GENA SHOWALTER
At noon, on the Fourth of July, 1826, while the Liberty Bell was again sounding its old message to t...
ALLEN JOHNSON
Rainbows introduce us to reflections
of different beautiful possibilities
so we never forg...
ABERJHANI
Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
AMBROSE BIERCE
So the gods must mean something else,” said Jix.
“God, not gods!” insisted Johnnie.
...
NEAL SHUSTERMAN
Ansel Adams rattled around the Southwest with his battered truck and his view camera, which looked l...
JOE MCNALLY
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell, where his influence stops. -Henry B. Adams.
HENRY B. ADAMS
To me a book is a message from the gods to mankind; or, if not, should never be published at all. . ...
ALEISTER CROWLEY
I don't mean to mock the gods,
but Freyja seems to me a bitch.
- Hjalti Skjeggjason
ROBERT FERGUSON
The artist seeks contact with his intuitive sense of the gods, but in order to create his work, he c...
PATTI SMITH
Editing. Please excuse the inconvenience.
GABRIEL DUPREE
I apologize for causing trouble.
HISAYASU NAGATA
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughte...
EDMUND BURKE
I won’t apologize for my past. A man is supposed to have experience.”
“From all indicatio...
LISA KLEYPAS
Henry Adams, like most people, saw society in his own image.
BARBARA W. TUCHMAN
If the President cannot convey this message during his visit, it would be better for him to cancel. ...
DJOKO SUSILO
The final week is when people are really paying attention, and you want to make sure your message is...
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Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?
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Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Ha...
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Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it, it changes into somet...
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And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man ...
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Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between differ...
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!
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Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and ...
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Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according t...
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Share and Enjoy' is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Compla...
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Now, the invention of the scientific method and science is, I'm sure we'll all agree, the most power...
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One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living...
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You know,' he said, sitting back, reflectively, 'it's at times like this that you kind of wonder if ...
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He had got himself a life. Now he had to find a purpose in it.
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A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.
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I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no...
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What was the self-sacrifice?"
I jettisoned half of a much-loved and I think irreplaceable pair ...
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Ah, thank you,' said Ford. He and Arthur took their jynnan tonnyx. Arthur sipped his, and was surpri...
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He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his wor...
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There were three of them, three police cars left askew across the road in a way that transcended mer...
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But for a moment Dirk had a sense of inifinite loss and sadness that somewhere among the frenzy of i...
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When the girl sitting at the next table looked away from a moment, Dirk leaned over and took her cof...
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Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of bric...
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The idea was fantastically, wildly improbable. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas ...
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Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid....
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But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be ...
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Well, let us say inexplicable. There is no point in using the word "impossible" to describe somethin...
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Zaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of ...
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You barbarians!' he yelled. 'I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, draw...
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Look at a book. A book is the right size to be a book. They're solar-powered. If you drop them, ...
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The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one ...
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A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense fr...
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Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
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A cup of tea would restore my normality."

[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenpla...
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There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
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I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tel...
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may ...
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The car shot forward straight into the circle of light, and suddenly Arthur had a fairly clear idea ...
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In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch-Hiker's ...
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The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each ...
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One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically remove...
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Life...is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have...
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Come on, insisted Zaphod, I've found a way in.
In? said Arthur in horror.
Into the interior of...
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I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your ...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to under...
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, a...
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