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Joan Didion

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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason.
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Grammar is not a time of waste
NANCY CARTWRIGHT
Personally I think that grammar is a way to attain beauty.
MURIEL BARBERY
Grammar is the grave of letters.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Grammar is the grave of letters
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Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day y...
JASPER FFORDE
Statistics is the grammar of science.
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We are all born with the power of speech, but we need grammar. Conscience, too, needs Revelation.
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The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar
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I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.
CARL SANDBURG
At painful times, when composition is impossible and reading is not enough, grammars and dictionari...
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM
This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL
It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? Th...
CARA LYNN SHULTZ
I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.
GERTRUDE STEIN
Why care for grammar as long as we are good?
ARTEMUS WARD (WRITER)
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
EMPEROR SIGISMUND
What I mind in modern society very much is the awful lack of grammar.
RUTH RENDELL
I don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
EMPEROR SIGISMUND
Why care for grammar as long as we are good?
ARTEMUS WARD
When a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson in grammar seems an impertinence.
THOMAS W. HIGGINSON
Those that will combat use and custom by the strict rules of grammar do but jest.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
MATT GROENING
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect
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American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a pr...
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I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.
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Mathematics is as little a science as grammar is a language.
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Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
E.B. (ELWYN BROOKS) WHITE
I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
RUSSELL BRAND
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
UNKNOWN
Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
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Let me just acknowlege that the function of grammar is to make language as efficent and clear and tr...
JOHN GREEN
Anarchy is as detestable in grammar as it is in society.
MAURICE DRUON
I write in the most distressingly slow way in terms of punctuation and grammar.
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Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
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I wasn't particularly strong in the dramatic society, the drama group. I left Manchester Grammar Sch...
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Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect
DOUG LARSON
A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'
A. P. MARTINICH
The importance of grammar in the learning process of a foreign language is priceless
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST
Grammar, which can govern even Kings.
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Those that will combat use and custom by the strict rules of grammar do but jest
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People who think that grammar is just a collection of rules and restrictions are wrong. If you get t...
DELPHINE DE VIGAN
Grammar, which knows how to control even kings.
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Grammar, which knows how to control even kings.
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The American constitutions were to liberty, what a grammar is to language: they define its parts of ...
THOMAS PAINE
There are units in grammar, and units in vocabulary and even online where's there's audio support an...
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We got through all of Genesis and part of Exodus before I left. One of the main things I was taught ...
STEPHEN HAWKING
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
A.A. MILNE
This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Going out to college campuses and lecturing them hasn't worked. I think we're going to have to start...
JAY COOPER
I might not use capital letters. But I would definitely use an apostrophe…and probably a period. I...
RAINBOW ROWELL
I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
ANONYMOUS
Critisize my grammar one more FUCKING TIME & see what happens!!
JILLIAN JOYCE AARSVOLD
Grammar and structure are speed breakers that impede thought.
HARESH SIPPY
I think most people agree there is a component of skill in art making; you have to learn grammar bef...
CHRIS VAN ALLSBURG
I tell my students that they don't need to be accurate to communicate. They do need to be accurate t...
ZOE MOROSINI
. . . it a great error to waste young gentlemen's years so long in learning Latin by so tedious a gr...
GILBERT BURNET
I believe that every English poet should read the English classics, master the rules of grammar befo...
ROBERT GRAVES
I love you. You are the object of my affection and the object of my sentence.
MIGNON FOGARTY
I studied at a grammar school and later at the University of Vienna in the Faculty of Medicine.
KARL VON FRISCH
A horse is a quadruped, and quadruped's latin for beast, as everybody that's gone through grammar kn...
CHARLES DICKENS
When your last breath arrives,Grammar can do nothing.
ADI SHANKARA
I always knew he was no good. He was in trouble as a kid. Lying and cheating in grammar school.
FRANK SULLIVAN
I'm using a part of my brain that I haven't used since school, learning the French grammar.
GWEN DAVIS
Your grammar is a reflection of your image. Good or bad, you have made an impression. And like all i...
JEFFREY GITOMER
I am the King of Rome, and above grammar. [Lat., Ego sum rex Romanus, et supra grammaticam.]
SIGISMUND
Why are they going to disappear him?'
I don't know.'
It doesn't make sense. It isn't even ...
JOSEPH HELLER
I have always identified with Joan Didion's depiction of Los Angeles and Southern California, ev...
HENRY ROLLINS
I don't know the rules of grammar. If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy somet...
DAVID OGILVY
His eyes so dim, so wasted each limb, that, heedless of grammar, they all cried, that's him!
RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM
A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, should not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.
EDGAR ALLAN POE
Thou hast most traitorously corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a grammar school.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Like everything metaphysical the harmony between thought and reality is to be found in the grammar o...
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN
I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.
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If anyone asks me what I do, I’d say - I police ads for crimes committed by misplaced letters and ...
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At age 11 in 1960, I moved to an academic state secondary school, Harrow County Grammar School for B...
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I was raised in Hollywood and knew, from as early as grammar school, classmates who were in the busi...
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SUSIE ORBACH
I believe I inherited my sense of music from my father. My father was an ear piano player; he could ...
RICHIE HAVENS
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us ag...
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All's well that carries on well
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I had someone correct my grammar once on a blind date, and within the first 10 minutes the date was ...
REESE WITHERSPOON
When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
THOMAS W. HIGGINSON
Morals and manners will rise or decline with our attention to grammar.
JASON CHAMBERLAIN
Reason" in language - oh, what an old deceptive female she is! I am afraid we are not rid of God bec...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
I love anything by Joan Didion. Incidentally, she was one of the local moms when I was growing up in...
ROB LOWE
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stout...
OLIVER GOLDSMITH
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
JENNIFER CRUSIE
GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the...
AMBROSE BIERCE
The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.
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Almost any film that you do is an opportunity to open you up and make you more aware of an area that...
JOAN ALLEN
I've written what and when I want to. It's been about expressing myself. But with the degree, I had ...
JOAN ARMATRADING
Just an hour with you, and I understand why we had to meet.
JOAN ARMATRADING
Maybe some of my quest for success comes from Joan of Arc but there's no conscious part of Catholici...
JOAN ARK
What is the biggest public forum in the United States? We were told it's the Super Bowl. The ad ...
JOAN BLADES
Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
JOAN LARSEN
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight ...
JOAN RIVERS
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman under...
JOAN RIVERS
Where there is a will there is a way. is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by ...
JOAN RIVERS
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
JOAN RIVERS
Never floss with a stranger.
JOAN RIVERS
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.
JOAN RIVERS
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
JOAN RIVERS
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, yo...
JOAN RIVERS
You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
JOAN RIVERS
I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
JOAN CRAWFORD
I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next...
JOAN CRAWFORD
For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life m...
JOAN MIRO
What I will no longer accept is the mediocre life of a modest little gentleman.
JOAN MIRó
The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness.
JOAN MIRO
When you're on tour you definitely don't want lots of arguments. It's very important tha...
JOAN ARMATRADING
I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?
JOAN BAEZ
This gives me flash-forwards,
JOAN BAEZ