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Gruff,” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.


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Isana felt her throat tighten.
"We failed." Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firml...
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We're always disappointed when we find out someone else has human limits, the same as we do. It's st...
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It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver...
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I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went...
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You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a b...
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Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do
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You must be Warden Ramirez."
This is the part where I got nervous. Ramirez loved women. Ramirez...
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But… all I said was that I was scared."

After what you got to experience? That's smart...
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Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big...
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I read an article once that said that when women have a conversation, they're communicating on five ...
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She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind ...
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Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of inten...
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You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said pr...
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Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and...
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He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocke...
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Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.
JIM BUTCHER
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.
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There's no way to know what's going to happen, Folly. But we'll blood well be on our feet when it do...
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How long have you been a Wiccan?'
'A what?'
'A pagan. A witch.'
'I'm not a witch,' I ...
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Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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Mister didn't come with me on cases, being above such trivial matters, but he found me pleasant comp...
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I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.
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Da. This is going very well already."

Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us a...
JIM BUTCHER
If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
'What signal?'
'I'll imitate the scream of a terrif...
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Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, de...
JIM BUTCHER
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
JIM BUTCHER
Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.
JIM BUTCHER
I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.
JIM BUTCHER
It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
JIM BUTCHER
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
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But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, an...
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Her father had always said that a man could be fairly judged by the quality of his allies and that o...
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It isn't good to hold on too hard to the past. You can't spend your whole life looking back. Not eve...
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Science, the largest religion of the twentieth century, had become somewhat tarnished by images of e...
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I’ve often wished that I had some suave and socially acceptable hobby that I could fall back on in...
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Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
JIM BUTCHER
There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
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The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.
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There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or mor...
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Ack!" I said.

Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.
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I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' h...
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Come with me if you want to live.
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It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so m...
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It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does n...
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I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.

"El...
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Do you really think you can win?'
'Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbi...
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Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when y...
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Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"

Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . p...
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