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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue


Mark Twain

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Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
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If one dismisses another because of his accent, he truly lacks wisdom and understanding.
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
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That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
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Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
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The bookful blockhead ignorantly read,
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With his own ...
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The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.
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Above it stood the seraphims: each one had six wings; with twain he covered his face, and with twain...
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As he looked at me, he seemed to send a message of his own: that he would still fight for me, that h...
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God in His wisdom has decided that He will reward no works but His own.
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What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he hab...
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A man can hide all things, excepting twain-- That he is drunk, and that he is in love.
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That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
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Mark Twain.
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Dex was many wonderful things but he wasn’t perfect – he was his own greatest enemy.
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A man can hide all things, excepting twain - That he is drunk, and that he is in love.
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He was still a huge question mark. It wasn't until he started (with WVBC) that he had the time and t...
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Every man is his own chief enemy.
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Every man is his own chief enemy.
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Man is his own worst enemy.
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Man is hypocrite! He says that he loves flowers but he kills them for his own simple interests and f...
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The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks
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Every man is his own ancestor, and every man his own heir. He devises his own fortune, and he inheri...
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Every man is his own ancestor, and every man is his own heir. He devises his own future, and he inhe...
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He who speaks evil only differs from his who does evil in that he lacks opportunity.
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deep sense of the common man. He was born to the job that he did.
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No man should ever display his bravery unless he is prepared for battle, nor bear the marks of defia...
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A man who is advised and he takes it, is still a man who acts from his own free will.
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If a man can't manage his own life, he can't manage a business.
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I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
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One mark of a great soldier is that he fight on his own terms or fights not at all.
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Mark Twain cannot be defined.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the matur...
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature m...
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He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still.
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He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature m...
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He is his own best friend, and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is h...
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What is man's chief enemy? Each man is his own.
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The greedy man is he who habitually eats too much, knowing that he is injuring his bodily health the...
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He that lacks the time to mourn, lacks time to mend.
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Fanaticism is the opposite of love. A wise man once told me - he's a Muslim, by the way - that he ha...
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Mark has made remarkable strides in his recovery. However, he is still in rehabilitation.
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The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischie...
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
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He was a very compassionate and thoughtful man who left his mark on this area,
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There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he gets his brain a-going.
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A man need never revenge himself, the body of his enemy will be brought to his own door
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A man need never revenge himself, the body of his enemy will be brought to his own door
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When a citizen gives his suffrage to a man of known immorality he abuses his trust; he sacrifices no...
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He understands positioning, he can hold his spot in the post. He may not get a ton of rebounds, but ...
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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
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An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. From his own ...
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He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he viola...
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he viol...
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Beware of a man, who has no enemy for he is enemy of all.
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He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still, Which he may adhere to, yet di...
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He who tells his own secret will hardly keep another’s.
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When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balanc...
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An Englishman's never so natural as when he's holding his tongue.
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...in doubt a man of worth will trust to his own wisdom.
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Let every man feel that he is the architect and builder of his own life, and that he proposes to mak...
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To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
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He does me double wrong
That wounds me with the flatteries of his tongue.
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All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts
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Man has demonstrated that he is master of everything -- except his own nature.
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Persuasion tips his tongue whene'er he talks.
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MARK TWAIN
There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not...
MARK TWAIN
You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do
MARK TWAIN
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ...
MARK TWAIN
It isn't so astonishing the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things that I can...
MARK TWAIN
Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had h...
MARK TWAIN
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it
MARK TWAIN
In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man what ...
MARK TWAIN
I am glad the old masters are all dead, and I only wish they had died sooner.
MARK TWAIN
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in
MARK TWAIN
I have traveled more than any one else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with a...
MARK TWAIN
Nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and c...
MARK TWAIN
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children
MARK TWAIN