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Merle Haggard

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He was such an asshole, and I loved him.
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
I listen to Lil Wayne, and then I listen to Merle Haggard.
TYLER FARR
And I think it's safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me was Merle Haggard.
WARREN ZEVON
If there ever was a poet for the working class Billy Joe Shaver and Merle Haggard would be my nomina...
DAVID ALLAN COE
I really like Alan Jackson, in Country Music. I think he's really very, very talented along with...
TANYA TUCKER
I'm a lover of old traditional country - George Jones, Merle Haggard, Tammy Wynette, Marty Rober...
JOHNNY VAN ZANT
Willie Nelson, Marty Robbins, Merle Haggard and Keith Whitley - guys like that were huge influences.
STURGILL SIMPSON
I was mainly influenced by the Carter Family, Jimmie Rodgers, Loretta Lynn, Merle Haggard, and other...
IRIS DEMENT
Around 14, I was turned on to Shania, Reba, Merle Haggard, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood... and I...
LAURA BELL BUNDY
I hung out with Merle Haggard on his bus, which sort of freaks me out. It was him and his wife. We p...
DIERKS BENTLEY
It wasn’t like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.
R.L. MATHEWSON
He was very much an asshole before he was in the wheelchair.
MARK ZUPAN
I listen more to music when I'm on my computer. I'm into the latest YouTube thing. I'm a...
JASON MCCOY
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The fact that I suspect I'm an asshole means I proba...
JONATHAN TROPPER
Once an asshole, always an asshole.
DEB CALETTI
The Bowery was a place that would let us do original songs - not just covers - but we would have to ...
RANDY OWEN
My music comes from country music. Merle Haggard is God, and I do believe that. I'm not too tune...
LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III
It was an accident. I didn't mean to hit him. I called him that night at the hospital. I wanted to k...
DENNYS REYES
I had Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard on my show long before the general public caught up to them, ....
GLEN CAMPBELL
I punched him nos so lightly in the arm. 'Asshole.'
He was silent for a few minutes, and then h...
MICHELLE HODKIN
It's cool when your husband starts to sing some old Merle Haggard song and I can pop in with a h...
TRISHA YEARWOOD
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' ...
MERLE HAGGARD
The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can w...
MERLE HAGGARD
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision th...
MERLE HAGGARD
So up came Gehrig. He was a sharp hitter. You could double him, too, now and then, if the ball was h...
CARL HUBBELL
Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should...
MERLE HAGGARD
Buck influenced a lot of people, from The Beatles to me. Buck and I were in a lot of battles over th...
MERLE HAGGARD
95% of the album is my writing, by choice, because it seems to be what the distributors want.
MERLE HAGGARD
It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December th...
MERLE HAGGARD
It's a wonderful thing to live as long as I have and to be appreciated and, well, just to be here fo...
MERLE HAGGARD
We're going back to remember the forgotten ones,
MERLE HAGGARD
They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe. You see, you balance yourself a certain way and...
MERLE HAGGARD
He kind of moved so I hit his knee. I was kind of low but I didn't want to hurt him, I just wanted t...
ANDREJ MESZAROS
I made sure he was asleep. I got the bat, and I hit him over the head. I hit him once and I heard hi...
DEREK KING
If I threw him 15 balls, he hit 14 of them solid. He was right on.
DAVE PETROSKY
When I grew up there wasn't air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a ...
MERLE HAGGARD
He has this crazy style, and he has this mystique about him. He's still that way. You know, nobody k...
MERLE HAGGARD
That I'm a contrary old son of a bitch, I guess,
MERLE HAGGARD
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision th...
MERLE HAGGARD
We've been in many battles together (always on the same side). Over the last few years, we'd become ...
MERLE HAGGARD
There's been periods of broadcasts in the past where you could see all ages of entertainers, ran...
MERLE HAGGARD
It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car...
MERLE HAGGARD
I told him like I told everyone on national television that I didn't intentionally hit him but it wa...
RYAN NEWMAN
At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?
MERLE HAGGARD
Let's Get Out of Iraq
MERLE HAGGARD
Boys, we've done found the prettiest city in America. You've got to see it.
MERLE HAGGARD
I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these...
MERLE HAGGARD
I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Reall...
MERLE HAGGARD
There's a rumor that there may be an attempt at organizing a possible script for a series on my ...
MERLE HAGGARD
And then I have two children by Theresa, one boy 10 and one girl 13.
MERLE HAGGARD
We found him obviously tired and haggard, unrepentant, even defiant, justifying crimes saying he was...
ADNAN PACHACHI
That was the big hit. He (Price) throws so hard, I don't know if Belcher knows he hit a slider.
JIM WELLS
Phil has always been a fighter. He was getting in fights all the time. I told him that if he ever hi...
MICHAEL SCHENKER
I try to write like the writers I admire - I rip them off in form. It comes from George Strait and M...
BRAD PAISLEY
I had always loved music. I grew up listening to classic country, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard. My...
JAKE OWEN
He was kind of high, and I think I just grabbed his leg. I high-legged him over and he didn't really...
BRETT THIBODEAU
What would have prevented him from hitting him if that was the case? If he was trying to hit him, he...
CHARMEL WARREN
I was going to check him, and he made a move. I hit his knee a little, but I was not trying to hurt ...
ANDREJ MESZAROS
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AN...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
I didn't see a charge. He kind of turned just as Milan went to hit him. I thought it was a clean hit...
DON HAY
That is why Rowan Williams is looking so haggard nowadays.
PAUL HANDLEY
My own aunt was Merle Oberon, so movie stardom was not a faraway mystery to me as a child: it was pa...
MICHAEL KORDA
He said 'Saddam'. Then Saddam hit him in the head with an ash tray.
AHMED HASSAN
He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to ma...
ILONA ANDREWS
He didn't hit, he didn't push him,
ARSENE WENGER
He decided he was gonna cross and uh after I got past him, the people right here that was in the mid...
HOWARD BEAMAN
That really held him back, but he's a fighter so he kept playing but he was in pain the whole time. ...
LOREN JACULA
Sounded like thunder real loud boom sound. I was concerned about the guy that it hit. It spun him ar...
JOSEPH STONE
He tried to hit me and missed but I didn't miss him. I was lucky I saw him at the last second.
ALEXEI KOVALEV
I think basically he was inaccurate. If a guy's open and you don't hit him, that's not the defense.
ROMEO CRENNEL
He hit me,but it didn't hurt me,'cuz if he didn't care for me,then I could've never made him mad,he ...
CAROLE KING
It wasn't just that Hilliard was throwing hard, he was putting everything at the knees. If he stays ...
DALE BARNES
I chased him in the woods for over an hour. He fired several shots, none of which ever hit me. We di...
BOB AHRING
The ground was so far below him, he could barely make it out through the grey mists that whirled aro...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
I just made one bad pitch, I put it where he could hit it and he did. He just hit the pitch that he ...
BRANDON ERBE
We hit him like anybody else was going to get hit. He took it pretty well and just kept going. He se...
JASON GLENN
I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like g...
SIMON COWELL
He (hit) 10,000 yards today. You need to congratulate him. It was good to see him get going.
BEN WATSON
Kazan was an old friend, I met him in 1938. He picked up radio jobs for eating money, so I met him o...
RICHARD WIDMARK
In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.
CHERYL STRAYED
He was so fine. I was just wishing he could have took me home with him.
VENUS JUNIUS
He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted rig...
LAUREN WEISBERGER
He thought he was dreaming. I was so glad to see him.
CAROLYN WILKERSON
I was happy with the way I fought. My opponent was very brave. Every time I hit him with good combin...
JUAN DIAZ
Haggard steps up to the plate and does what he needs to do.
LARRY GREEN
I think Tommy is better than he ever was. I really mean that. He throws inside now and you just can'...
BOBBY COX
There were kids who wouldn't bat against him. They'd start crying because he threw so hard and, I me...
BONITA FAVRE
I'll be thinking about it, but I want the ball again. I just got behind him and he was looking fastb...
JOSH HANCOCK
I felt that I had him, he was going down and as he was going down the ball slipped out. When you see...
KIRK MORRISON
I saw him running and hit the ball perfectly to him, ... He finished it nicely. It was a real good g...
CHRIS PATTERSON
I know that asshole you were with in college --”
“Can we leave that asshole out of it?” JOSH LANYON
I saw him running and hit the ball perfectly to him, ... He finished it nicely. It was a real good g...
CHRIS PATTERSON
When I hit him, I knew it was over, ... It's a concussive type of punch. Because he's a lefty, he wa...
ANDRE WARD
He was the difference in the game. He hit everything they threw at him. I'm really happy for Jeff.
DAN AVERY
I was right-handed and couldn't hit the ball. I was just dominated by right-handed pitchers. It occu...
LARRY HERMIDA
It was a pretty good pitch. I think [Jones] was looking for it. How he hit that ball -- yeah, I shou...
FREDDY GARCIA
I've had mentors who were kind of the troubadour singer-songwriters, like Merle Haggard, Loretta...
JEWEL
I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had...
SCOTT LYNCH
We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.
JOHN SCALZI
Zalachenko...you're just an ordinary asshole who hates women.
STIEG LARSSON

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He has this crazy style, and he has this mystique about him. He's still that way. You know, nobody k...
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We've been in many battles together (always on the same side). Over the last few years, we'd become ...
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There's been periods of broadcasts in the past where you could see all ages of entertainers, ran...
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It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car...
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Boys, we've done found the prettiest city in America. You've got to see it.
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I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these...
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I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Reall...
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There's a rumor that there may be an attempt at organizing a possible script for a series on my ...
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One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.
MERLE SHAIN
Loving can cost a lot but not loving always costs more, and those who fear to love often find that w...
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He wouldn't be seen as a Dukakis or a Kennedy, but it doesn't go that far. They've never heard of hi...
MERLE BLACK
A lot of (residents) have never been out of the state. All they know is working on a farm.
MERLE DERSCHEID
It's the men behind who make the man ahead.
MERLE CROWELL
For the state tournaments, some of them were in here Tuesday wanting their tickets and we didn't sta...
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How can anyone prove they're not insane to people that are?
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The first half was picturesque. We couldn't have drawn it up any better. We were getting the ball in...
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People told us stories of allergies or divorce.
DANIELLE MERLE
The act is unjustifiable that either begs for a blessing, or, having succeeded gives no thanksgiving...
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I'm going to get out of here,' she said.
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I like to stretch myself and push the envelope, so anything that's new or different or not of my...
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[We reached] the high end of our target margin range of 3.5 to 4 percent reinforces the fact that we...
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Who ask
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who don't ask
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It's the men behind who "make" the man ahead.
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The public is only receiving one side of the story as all of the charges in their most sordid repres...
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My father and brothers were coal miners.
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So,' he said. 'What do you think of it?'
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We need to involve everybody. We will need to use all of our resources.
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Yea, all things live forever, though at times they sleep and are forgotten.
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...For like a rugged tree you are hard and sound at the core.
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For deep love unsatisfied is the hell of noble hearts and a portion of the accursed, but love that i...
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Though the face before me was that of a young woman of certainly not more than thirty years, in perf...
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Mistrust all men, and slay him whom thou mistrustest overmuch; and as for women, flee from them, for...
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