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How sad that men would base an entire civilization on the principle of paternity, upon the legal ownership and presumed responsibility for children, and then never get to know their sons and daughters very well.


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Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
PHYLLIS GEORGE
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops...
PHYLLIS DILLER
[Phyllis Hunter is bedridden, and it was her granddaughter who brought a spark of hope to days that ...
PHYLLIS HUNTER
We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next ...
PHYLLIS DILLER
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
PHYLLIS DILLER
A smile is a curve that sets things right.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Life is rich it’s full of gifts-the more you have the more there is to share. You know its men wit...
PHYLLIS CUROTT
Writing is not only a reflection of what one thinks and feels but a rope one weaves with words that ...
PHYLLIS THEROUX
All Dr. King fought for is now just on paper, ... They used to use ropes to hang us. Now they use bu...
PHYLLIS MILLER
Get that head up there like a big girl ... there we go. There was a point she couldn't do this at al...
PHYLLIS MAXWELL
All of this adds ammunition to the argument that the ECB will tighten (monetary policy).
PHYLLIS REED
The recent attacks on the secretary-general, easier to attack than the institution as a whole, have ...
PHYLLIS BENNIS
The United Nations is based on principles, embodied in the U.N. Charter, that require its leadership...
PHYLLIS BENNIS
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our bodies are shaped to bear children, and our lives are a working out of the processes of creation...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is in t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME
Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Sticks and stones are hard on bones aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything but silence ...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
PHYLLIS DILLER
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
PHYLLIS DILLER
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ra...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages ...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
PHYLLIS THEROUS
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
PHYLLIS DILLER
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATTELLE
I think this is what hooks one to gardening: it is the closest one can come to being present at crea...
PHYLLIS THEROUX
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoo...
PHYLLIS DILLER
There is nothing quite like a freshly brewed pot of tea to get you going in the morning.
PHYLLIS LOGAN
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
PHYLLIS DILLER
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.&...
PHYLLIS DILLER
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard
PHYLLIS DILLER
Her father had brought her a bookbag. It had pencils and pens in it and even a yo-yo to play with. S...
PHYLLIS HUNTER
They want to close out their high school careers on a high note. I told them they didn't want to los...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR