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I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.


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I play trumpet. And I took all the music courses in college, so I can also play the string instrumen...
JON TESTER
I've got a great life. I'm in love, I have a happy, wonderful, beautiful time with my marria...
JON ANDERSON
Heaven, for me, is one focused project - it's like a weird form of autism.
JON KRAKAUER
Extremists often derive their inspiration from literal interpretations of texts that should rightly ...
JON MEACHAM
The thing that is most beautiful about Antarctica for me is the light. It's like no other light ...
JON KRAKAUER
A wise nation should cultivate a political spirit that allows opponents to cooperate without fearing...
JON MEACHAM
Greed, envy, sloth, pride and gluttony: these are not vices anymore. No, these are marketing tools. ...
JON FOREMAN
Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood...
JON KYL
Lord, remove every barrier the enemy has put in place, so that the only barrier which remains is the...
JON REID
It's an extremely difficult time for both the airline and the industry and the cuts we're proposing ...
JON AUSTIN
We believe the future of the airline industry is based on alliances.
JON AUSTIN
Our two networks are so dissimilar because they overlap in so few places that this is not really goi...
JON AUSTIN
In a lot of cases, you can't make the assumption that mom and pops are going to be the problem, beca...
JON ARNOLD
The Skype team's thinking is they don't need help. They've got the best product and the market will ...
JON ARNOLD
The thought of having a kid stricken with cancer just floored me. My children are everything to me,
JON ANDERSON
Large companies from out-of-state still look at the Mormon factor and wonder if they can conduct bus...
JON ANDERSON
Whatever the disarray in the Knesset, whatever's going on there, he's going to make a deal in the na...
JON ALTERMAN
It's a 12-step program. The first step is to admit you have a problem. They still have 11 steps to g...
JON ALTERMAN
Arabs will turn round and point out the United States gives billions of dollars to Israel. It's just...
JON ALTERMAN
We know how important this is to the individual and we're trying to work with them.
JON ALLEN
They contacted us, and they've been pretty honest about their progress, or lack thereof. I guess a p...
JON ADLER
It's very telling that marshals are interested in going to Border Patrol at a lower pay grade, a ver...
JON ADLER
That's OK. We don't worry about rankings.
JON ABERNATHY
Usually during the regular season, if you're starting pitcher, you're kind of walking back a...
JON LESTER
The way Everest is guided is very different from the way other mountains are guided, and it flies in...
JON KRAKAUER
Liam's not been a revelation to anyone round here because we've been watching him get better and bet...
JON LEWIS
He's got a refreshing way of being the anti-anchor, ... He's not quote-unquote reporting at you. He'...
JON KLEIN
It was actually quite refreshing, really, to have a cooler atmosphere,
JON GRUDEN
In general, I tend to favor teachers over school boards in conflicts. Not that teachers are always r...
JON CARROLL
All of a sudden, I was a young kid in my early 20s, and I had a couple of Broadway shows to my credi...
JON TENNEY
A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not...
JON MEACHAM
People selling content internationally need to be highly focused on selling the right product to the...
JON FELTHEIMER
I worked on Capitol Hill for five years, and I saw how things work and how they do not. I saw the pa...
JON OSSOFF
It would be wonderful if the public sector were always great, or always terrible; or if the private ...
JON MEACHAM
I would say television is a focus, and expanding our channel platform is a focus. As for buying libr...
JON FELTHEIMER