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I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating.


Ahmet Zappa

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FRANK ZAPPA
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own
FRANK ZAPPA
Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could...
FRANK ZAPPA
I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
FRANK ZAPPA
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep
FRANK ZAPPA
Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All.
FRANK ZAPPA
The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on
FRANK ZAPPA
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rel...
FRANK ZAPPA
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for peop...
FRANK ZAPPA
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable.
FRANK ZAPPA
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the...
FRANK ZAPPA
I'm vile and perverted.
I'm obsessed and deranged.
I've existed for years but very little...
FRANK ZAPPA
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as f...
FRANK ZAPPA
It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget ab...
FRANK ZAPPA
We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA
For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywh...
FRANK ZAPPA
There's no difference in a lot of people's minds between good musicians and popular musician...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one...
FRANK ZAPPA
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the ...
FRANK ZAPPA
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which ...
FRANK ZAPPA
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
FRANK ZAPPA
The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden w...
FRANK ZAPPA
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
FRANK ZAPPA
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who c...
FRANK ZAPPA
A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace...
FRANK ZAPPA
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind ...
FRANK ZAPPA
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
FRANK ZAPPA
I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
FRANK ZAPPA
Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA
The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
FRANK ZAPPA
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
FRANK ZAPPA
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA
Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't re...
FRANK ZAPPA
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced
FRANK ZAPPA