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I don't believe in virgin sacrifice. It encourages promiscuity at an early age


Adrianne Ambrose

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CREMONA, n. A high-priced violin made in Connecticut.
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ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about ...
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape pain...
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BAAL, n. An old deity formerly much worshiped under various names. As Baal he was popular with the P...
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HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.
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FREEDOM, n. Exemption from the stress of authority in a beggarly half dozen of restraint's infinite ...
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MEEKNESS, n. Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.M is for Moses, Who slew th...
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WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ'...
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FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth an...
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CONSULT, v.i. To seek another's disapproval of a course already decided on.
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PREDICAMENT, n. The wage of consistency.
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BASILISK, n. The cockatrice. A sort of serpent hatched form the egg of a cock. The basilisk had a ba...
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Strike while your employer has a big contract.
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EDITOR, n. A person who combines the judicial functions of Minos, Rhadamanthus and Aeacus, but is pl...
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COMMONWEALTH, n. An administrative entity operated by an incalculable multitude of political parasit...
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ERUDITION, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.So wide his erudition's mighty span, He ...
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PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and im...
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POSTERITY, n. An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, t...
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ICONOCLAST, n. A breaker of idols, the worshipers whereof are imperfectly gratified by the performan...
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FELON, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed...
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IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
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DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.A leaf was ri...
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DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evol...
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CONVERSATION, n. A fair to the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too int...
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Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
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PRIMATE, n. The head of a church, especially a State church supported by involuntary contributions. ...
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ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.If I were a jolly archbish...
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SCEPTER, n. A king's staff of office, the sign and symbol of his authority. It was originally a mace...
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BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters --the most difficult kind of English verse to write acce...
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The commanding general publishes, for the information of all concerned, that hereafter all persons f...
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more object...
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NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and...
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USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Convention...
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SENATE, n. A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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RICE-WATER, n. A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate t...
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