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I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it
WILL ROGERS
That's one good thing about wars. It takes smarter men to figure out who loses 'em than it does to s...
WILL ROGERS
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
WILL ROGERS
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countrie...
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional ...
WILL ROGERS
You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ough...
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[Pretending is indeed the Washington game. Pretend independence, for instance. Recall House Speaker ...
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
WILL ROGERS
If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the productio...
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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else...
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
WILL ROGERS
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their ...
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He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.
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They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.
WILL ROGERS
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.
WILL ROGERS
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well...
WILL ROGERS
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
WILL ROGERS
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
WILL ROGERS
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even ha...
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to liv...
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The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans e...
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I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by
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