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Woody Tsung

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As long as I am winning, people shouldn't care whether my skirt is six inches long or 6 feet long,
SANIA MIRZA
I don't care how small the parts are, as long as they're good.
ALAN LADD
Let others either envy or pity me; I care not, so long as I enjoy myself.
JOSEPH HALL
I don't have any message in the music. Music will be fine as long as you take care of yourself.
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As long as karma exists, the world changes. There will always be karma to be taken care of.
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As long as there are human rights to be defended; as long as there are great interests to be guarded...
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As long as the cops don't live in the area, they aren't going to care,
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I don't really care how I am remembered as long as I bring happiness and joy to people.
EDDIE ALBERT
I don't really care how I am remembered as long as I bring happiness and joy to people.
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I don't care if Santa Claus is the coach as long as we win.
JOHN MADDEN
I don't care how many pails of milk I lose, as long as I don't lose the cow
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As long as you leave to others the responsibility to make you happy, you will always be miserable, b...
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I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
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As long as the regulations have not been revised, all prisoners will be given a sentence cut in line...
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I don't care how small the parts are, as long as they're good.
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We don't care how big or strong opponents are as long as they are human.
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We don't care how they get there as long as they get there.
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As long as we keep winning, I don't really care.
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Anytime you have fertilizer around metal, rust is going to be an issue. The way I see it, the plante...
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There is always going to be evil as long as goodness lives on.
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I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating.
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BRUCE RAMPELBERG
I feel the customers will keep coming back as long as they feel you care that they are there.
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I will go anywhere, as long as it be forward.
DAVID LIVINGSTONE
It will be hard, but we will try to keep this rhythm going as long as possible.
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I couldn't care less who is mad at me as long as the entrepreneur comes out ahead.
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Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in...
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We don't care who it is as long as it's busy.
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Kids don't care where it comes from as long as it is good.
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I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
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I didn't do anything to warrant my sentence, and yet the sentence you gave me is life long.
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As long as we can get redress in the courts, as long as the laws shall be honestly administered, as ...
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So long as there are men there will be wars. So long as there are men there will be wars.
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I wonder how long it will take for me to feel as adult inside as I look outside.
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As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.
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As long as there is still one beggar around, there will still be myth.
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As long as war is regarded as wicked it will always have its fascinations. When it is looked upon a...
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Why care for grammar as long as we are good?
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I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
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As long as they clean up, and take care of everything, it'll be all right.
MARK TAYLOR
Why care for grammar as long as we are good?
ARTEMUS WARD
He would lay here holding her as long as it took and he didn't really care how long that might be. S...
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I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you sp...
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The memories I had with you will never be forgotten, as long as I am alive.
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You know how it was for me earlier in the season [when starts were scarce]. I don't care where I hit...
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I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell ...
GEORGE M. COHAN
I don't know and I don't really care, as long as they're OK.
ALONZO HORTON
As long as Pete Carroll is there, I don't see any reason why anything is going to change.
JAMIE NEWBERG
I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating.
BOSS TWEED
I pray that their walk to freedom will not be as long as yours was.
CHRISSIE HYNDE
It doesn't matter how steep the mountain is. As long as you're climbing you'll always be looking up.
DEVIN FRYE
Users do not care about what is inside the box, as long as the box does what they need done.
JEF RASKIN
Nothing's going to be easy this year. This is as well balanced as this league's been in a long time.
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I try to see the good in everybody, and I don't care who people are as long as they're thems...
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As long as I can still be productive. As long as they want me here. I don't plan to leave.
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As long as low rates remain, housing is going to continue to do better than expected,
GREGORY GIEBER
They're fine. As long as it gets me there on time. That's all I care about.
BOB COHEN
I don't care as long as whatever they do protects this absolutely unique water supply,
RON PARKER
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't care who I play to, as long as they enjoy listening to what I play.
KEITH EMERSON
There will be vice as long as there are men.
TACITUS
There will be vice as long as there are men
PUBLIUS CORNELIUS TACITUS
As long as we stay together, we will be alright,
ANN FISHER
Right now I don't think as much in terms of wins or losses as much as seeing how the team performs. ...
DOUG JOHNSON
What Does It Matter What We Believe, as long as we treat others the way we want to be treated?
JEFFREY A. WHITE
I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.
GEORGE M. COHAN
I don't care what you label me as long as you call me president.
HOWARD DEAN
I don't really care if it's for a title as long as it's for big money.
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Hopefully this new town ordinance, as long as there's police on duty, will take care of everything.
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WOODY ALLEN
What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, the...
WOODY ALLEN
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you ...
WOODY ALLEN
He was like a sponge.
WOODY GUTHRIE
On 'The Messenger,' just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of h...
WOODY HARRELSON
Economically, many folks don't feel they can afford organic. While this may be true in some case...
WOODY HARRELSON
That's the one thing I'm trying to tell guys here: Anything can happen. When we went 5-11, people th...
DAMIEN WOODY
– Но разве не говорит это, Господи, о моей любви к Тебе,...
WOODY ALLEN
When I was younger, I wanted to be a cop. Then I watched 'The Wild Wild West,' and so I want...
WOODY HARRELSON
It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.
WOODY HARRELSON
In six week's time, I went from not knowing what God wanted me to do, to going to a women's shelter ...
GWEN WOODY
I didn't want there to be anything institutional about it. It's a home and that's what I want it to ...
GWEN WOODY
Nadie rezará un kaddish por Weinstein

-Harriet, ¿Cuál ha sido nuestro error?
-Jam...
WOODY ALLEN
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th...
WOODY ALLEN
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and...
WOODY ALLEN
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked...
WOODY ALLEN
I am at two with nature.
WOODY ALLEN
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
WOODY ALLEN
Marriage is the death of hope.
WOODY ALLEN
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
WOODY ALLEN
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc...
WOODY ALLEN
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. An...
WOODY ALLEN
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
WOODY ALLEN