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George Bernard Shaw

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The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. -George Bernard Shaw.
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I want to talk about jobs, the economy, foreclosures. I want to talk about energy prices.
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If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
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I don't want to talk about that,
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people la...
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I love talk shows and hosting. I would want to do something like that. I'm not sure I would want...
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I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and...
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You can talk about the past, but I want to talk about the future,
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I talk about hockey everyday. A lot of people don't want to hear it, but I talk about it anyway.
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I want to talk about political and economic fairy tales
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I want to talk about political and economic fairy tales
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All I want to talk about is Boston College.
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I want to do movies but not talk about them.
NASTASSJA KINSKI
I do not want to talk about it.
DON DELILLO
I don't want to talk about that movie,
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I just want to talk about basketball right now.
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Yeah, he's ... I don't want to talk about it!
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I barely got to work today. People want to talk about it in there. You stop and get gas and people w...
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I want to talk to Keith and talk to Ike, and then we'll decide and we'll go forward.
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I want to talk to Keith and talk to Ike, and then we'll decide and we'll go forward.
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I want people to know, it's OK to talk about it. It's hard, but it's OK to talk about it.
GARY GRAHL
I don't want to get into autobiographies; I don't want to talk about myself.
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ABBI GLINES
I want to do whatever I can to survive.
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I wouldn't let anyone talk about it. It's one of those things you never want to talk about.
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I have the freedom to do what I want... bright people to talk to every day.
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People want a cop-out, listen I'm a realist and I talk about motivation, talk about all the thin...
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He doesn't want to talk to anyone.
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They didn't want to talk to us.
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As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends lik...
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I don't want to talk bad about punters but you do want to get in the way.
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If you want me to talk about the referee, I can't say a word.
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When you want to marry, ask yourself is this the person I want to talk, life long?
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I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about.
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I think you have to be respectful to the people who want to talk to you.
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It's like a retreat. They don't have family telling them what to do, there's no hovering and they ta...
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I really want to disappear, grow a beard, not talk to anyone, not make any friends... I just want to...
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HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I-WANT-TO-TALK-TO-HARRY-POTTER!
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If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.
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I just want to talk about winning. I don't even want to think about losing. I know we can't be losin...
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This happened over decades of hostile relations and I want to talk about it frankly,
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Even when I'm dreading it, I want to talk about it - it only helps me.
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i dont want to be compared to britney,ashlee,hilary or lindsay. i want to be compared to me.
AVRIL LAVIGNE
It hurts too much so I don't want to talk about it.
ALEX FLINN
I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore.
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I don't want to talk too much before you hear the music,
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Sometime I want to talk, and you all are there but words are not.
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If other people want to talk about my future I can't control that.
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Don't lie to yourself?
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They only want to talk to wealthy people.
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They did not want to talk to Pastor Mai.
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When statesmen want to gain time, they offer to talk.
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Sometimes they just want someone to talk to.
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We want to talk to people and hear their concerns,
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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
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On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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Married to the Mob.
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A ton of little girls I talk to, they want to be actresses or singers or models.
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I go over there almost every day and talk to them about things that I really want to do.
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentlemen, he may pronounce as he pleases.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich--something for nothing.
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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
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I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
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One man who has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men haven't and don't.
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We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
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To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
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A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
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The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
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I have to live for others and not for myself: that's middle-class morality.
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.
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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead
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At present, intelligent people do not have their children vaccinated, nor does the law now compel th...
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Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap
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It shows how dangerous it is to be too good
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Nothing but the natural ignorance of the public, countenanced by the inoculated erroneousness of the...
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Morality can go to its father the devil.
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THE DEVIL. As far as I went, yes. But I will now go further, and confess to you that men get tired o...
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We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet ma...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the...
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You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
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Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English
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He who has never hoped can never despair
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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to ...
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No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-...
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Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, t...
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Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify h...
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who ...
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He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything - that clearly points to a political career
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Changeable women are more enduring than monotonous ones. They are sometimes murdered but seldom dese...
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People get nothing out of books but what they bring to them
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Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.
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My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I'm a free citizen.
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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to ...
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Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
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Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny: they have only shifted it to another shoulde...
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The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.
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No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-...
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[But that was how it was in a workaday Britain generally addicted to merit, rather than one increasi...
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, y...
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Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death.
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There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave of its victory.. For without ...
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Be like the sun and meadow, which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter.
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Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is...
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Science is always simple and profound. It is only half truths that are dangerous.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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