I haven't had television since 1991, and it definitely influences me. As a child of the 1970s, I couldn't hold a narrative in my head; I was lucky if I could hold a joke in my head, because every time you turn on television or radio, it wipes the slate clean - at least in my case.
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Related My running style was kind of just head-on, because I couldn't dance. EARL CAMPBELL When The Who first started, we were playing blues, and I dug the blues and I knew what I was suppose... PETE TOWNSHEND A big reason why I'm not a big TV watcher is that in my formative years as a viewer, there wasn&... JACK FALAHEE I, of course, was born as if I was a movie star in my head. Even though I had nothing, in my head I ... KARAN JOHAR Since I was eight years old. I didn't have a TV, so comic books were definitely my television, m... METHOD MAN I wasn't very good at school and couldn't get my head round it. TAMER HASSAN It's not that I don't like TV. It's alien to me. I haven't watched a television show... ETHAN COEN I think back to my time in children's television, back in the 1970s, and the amount of innovatio... SYLVESTER MCCOY My head has got regrets, but I haven't. FRANK BRUNO In my early life, I was a professional folk singer. I used to sing on the national television and ra... MARY GORDON If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven... DAVID SEDARIS As long as I'm learning every day of my life, I will never feel old. Never. And I don't feel... PAT MITCHELL Probably my favorite artists to listen to James Taylor, Stevie Wonder - I haven't gone back in a... JONNY LANG I never have my CNN off, it's on the whole day. I don't want to be out of range of televisio... BHARATI MUKHERJEE I always have melodies flowing in my head - whether I'm just at home, at the mall, at a restaura... MANIKA I do not have a bride gene. I haven't been planning a wedding since I was 3. I never put a sheet... NIECY NASH When I was eight, I would look at the cover of the 'Ghost Rider' comic book in my little hom... NICOLAS CAGE Snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef, I saw something - I don't know what it was to this day. My mi... VING RHAMES I wished there was some kind of switch on my brain. That I could turn it off in the same way that I ... MARIAN KEYES I'm not entangled in a bunch of lawsuits and a web that I can't get out of. I can hold my he... PRINCE I had just started ninth grade when I got my acne. And I had braces. I wouldn't look people in t... KENDALL JENNER I don't know about the hair. I've had it since I was a kid, and when I look at myself in the... ERIK HASSLE Dominic Sherwood would always tell me a joke right before it was my take or my close up. He'd sa... EMERAUDE TOUBIA If I have cash and I can't figure a way to put it into real estate or my business, I hold it in ... ROBERT KIYOSAKI I remember seeing the first Astaire-Rogers musical on television, and I couldn't believe how bea... EDWARD HERRMANN I experienced a lot of loss after his death. I lost my city because of all the paparazzi descending ... MICHELLE WILLIAMS I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image... UMA THURMAN I spent a lot of my childhood in my own head, making up stories. I didn't have a lot of outside ... DIDO ARMSTRONG I always have a story in my head that needs to be written, or at least I think I do. But I usually c... ETGAR KERET I don't mind at all venturing off to do a television movie if it's gonna give me something n... HOLLY HUNTER The first big break was winning a scholarship to go to Cambridge University. I was very lucky, becau... TREVOR NUNN I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collap... CANDICE BERGEN I was a very happy child, so to speak. But, since we didn't have video games or television, and ... MAKO At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I sto... ETHEL MERMAN I was a good bartender. I wouldn't say I was the best bartender in New York, but I could hold my... SAMIRA WILEY I was going to be the head wrangler at a ranch in Wyoming, and the reason I didn't take the job ... TAYLOR SHERIDAN My parents always swore that in my childhood they had to let me win at board games. If, by the lucky... KOREN ZAILCKAS When I auditioned for drama college, they asked me to do my Shakespeare. I couldn't do it. They ... HANS MATHESON My parents couldn't handle my energy so they enrolled me in every sport the school was offering.... CHANNING TATUM Being in the public eye is part of what I do, and taking on a multitude of different projects - tele... JOHNNY WEIR I take my hat off to people like the Stones, but it's not for me. I couldn't do that. Jagger... PAUL WELLER I think anybody who has been in the theater, prefers it. Television is a... factory. You turn out th... GALE GORDON 'The Exorcist' is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, sev... ODETTE ANNABLE I can't say that I'm always writing in my head but I do spend a lot of time in my head writi... STEVIE WONDER My father has a general rule. He says if I haven't done it in real life I shouldn't do it on... NATALIE PORTMAN I saw women's boxing on television for the first time when I was 18, and that's when I wante... LAILA ALI I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book... WARREN G. HARDING I'm one of the lucky actors in television. I don't make a lot of big waves, but there's ... PATRICK DUFFY My art teacher told me I'd be suited to graphic design, but I just couldn't, because it was ... ALEXA CHUNG All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to ... GRAHAM NORTON I've always felt heroic about my life... As a child, I remember little girls in the playground m... VIVIENNE WESTWOOD When I was growing up, my favorite movie was 'Somewhere in Time' with Christopher Reeve, whi... SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER I know when I was growing up in New York, whenever I turned on the television, I never saw a face th... YUNJIN KIM I haven't had a stationary home since going with the circus, but since my parents lived in Lafay... EMMETT KELLY I was very disruptive. I was horrible. I didn't learn like all the other kids. I had to sometime... ELIZA COUPE I haven't had to struggle very much. I haven't paid my dues. I think I have been lucky. COLIN FIRTH I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tob... ARTURO TOSCANINI When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a nigh... LES DAWSON When I was younger, I could do something useful just by being free for half a day, but now I need fi... TOM STOPPARD I hear entire symphonies, oratorios, in my head, but I can't write a note. ALAN DEAN FOSTER If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. MARGARET THATCHER I keep coming back to you in my head, but you couldn't know that, and I have no carbons. ADRIENNE RICH If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again... I grew up with a glue gun pointed at... ALEXIS STEWART I've never had a TV in my whole life. Television passed by me. ESTHER DUFLO I don't like it when people don't look me dead in the eye. I move my head around trying to c... A. J. MCLEAN I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinc... GARRY SHANDLING At least in my life, I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. PHIL ANSELMO Practically, I am interested in television because it keeps me home and it's fast, and I exist i... CAMPBELL SCOTT I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't rea... DICK CAVETT I was mostly interested in it as a theatrical film. Personally, I am not so interested in television... BILLE AUGUST My mom got me into some commercials, and I basically, I guess, just got out of my shell I was in at ... BAILEE MADISON I spent much of my childhood in northern Quebec, and often there was no radio, no television - there... MARGARET ATWOOD It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I co... GEORGE LOPEZ In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with... KEVIN HART I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean... ALEXEI SAYLE When I was younger, coming up in this industry, I was 17, 18 years old. You couldn't tell me Bey... LIL MAMA I had a wonderful father, and I couldn't bear that television virtually ignored black fathers. ESTHER ROLLE When I was younger, I didn't have the finer things in life. It was around me - the cars, the jew... LARENZ TATE I've only ever trusted my gut on everything. I don't trust my head, I don't trust my hea... BRYAN ADAMS I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on. DUDLEY MOORE As a viewer of television if there's something I don't like or find offensive, I just don... DAVE NAVARRO I haven't had the time to plan returning to the scene because I haven't left it. MICK JAGGER Every day I turn on my television set and I see Newt Gingrich on television, I rejoice. MARTIN FROST I was always incredibly obsessed with germs and cleaning and taking shower after shower after shower... HOWIE MANDEL I don't ordinarily do television because I don't like some of the things projected on it. JERRY LEWIS I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio. CALVIN TRILLIN I didn't like my hair and makeup one time on a photo shoot, and my publicist told me, 'You s... ZENDAYA There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my... WHITNEY CUMMINGS I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so no... ATO ESSANDOH I have this image in my head of me in the house I grew up in, and hearing this incredible music on t... AL JARREAU When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits. PAUL O'GRADY As a kid, I was a dancer in Dick Whittington, Snow White and Cinderella. When I was 14, I played Bab... SHERIDAN SMITH I've been performing since I was a child; my mother would have to pull me aside and tell me that... AJA NAOMI KING I've cracked my head open before; I've had some great injuries. So I have to do it on the si... MAIKA MONROE I couldn't stop looking at the award when I received it. It was as if my whole career flashed in... SHARON STONE I needed to step away from music because the truth was I couldn't be the dad I wanted to be to m... COREY HART I lost my mother when I was 7 and they put her in a mental hospital. My brother and I watched her be... QUINCY JONES My parents couldn't afford a full time drama school, but I basically just did every class I coul... CHRISTOPHER PARKER I was in Christian broadcasting back in the 1970s. I was director of communications for James Robins... MIKE HUCKABEE I like 'Goodbye My Lover' because it's a really personal song and I recorded it in my la... JAMES BLUNT
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people. CHUCK PALAHNIUK My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal f... CHUCK PALAHNIUK No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Big Brother fills us all with the same crap. My guess is he was clever the same way everybody thinks... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running just a... CHUCK PALAHNIUK I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to m... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Think about George Orwell's three-minute hate from the novel '1984' and how that left ev... CHUCK PALAHNIUK I get a lot of letters from women who insist that 'Fight Club' is not just a guy thing. They... CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you flee from the things you fear, there's no resolution. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things that you used to own, now they own you. CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that yo... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. CHUCK PALAHNIUK masochism is a valuable job skill CHUCK PALAHNIUK Losing all hope is freedom CHUCK PALAHNIUK Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get an... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Anything you can acquire is only another thing you’ll lose. CHUCK PALAHNIUK In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then peop... CHUCK PALAHNIUK She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin. CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? CHUCK PALAHNIUK Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teet... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Destruction is always an attractive idea. My brother and I used to spend weeks making models of citi... CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic m... CHUCK PALAHNIUK I just want one person I can rescue and I want one person who needs me. Who can't live without me. I... CHUCK PALAHNIUK I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm. CHUCK PALAHNIUK