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I remember reading somewhere about an organization called Procrastinators Anonymous. I think they had been in existence for some years but had never gotten around to having a meeting.


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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep...
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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
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Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know ...
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