I tell people I'm on a diet. If somebody sees me with a muffin, they'll think I'm off my diet. It's like secret little police that I've made for myself.
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Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat. OLIVER REED I've done nothing wrong. Some people just don't like me. Maybe I'm somebody that's e... DANIEL CORMIER I've never been one to be too careful with my diet. If I really start watching what I eat, I'... DANIEL NESTOR Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON Even if I'm hormonal and I feel like I've got a couple pounds of water weight, I will never ... PORTIA DE ROSSI People always say I'm a legend, but I'm not. Not until I've defended my Olympic titles. ... USAIN BOLT If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but... 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Of course I'm a normal ... KATIE FEATHERSTON I definitely have a shareholders' perspective. I'm not doing that altruistically. I'm do... HAROLD SIMMONS I'm constantly dogged with a feeling of fraudulence, so if somebody tells me they like what I... GLEN DUNCAN Almost as soon as I went vegan, people started telling me that my skin looked great, and that I appe... STEVE-O I don't do the gym and I don't diet. I'm vegetarian but I don't diet. PAMELA ANDERSON Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I try to push myself a little every day. For me, it's doing 10 more seconds of whatever I'm ... ALEX MORGAN I put a lot of pressure on myself. I think something's not good enough, and I won't stop unt... J. COLE I like starting off the new year fresh. I'm excited to see how 2013 turns out. Maybe because I... BUSY PHILIPPS Half of my life, I've had people staring at me because they think I'm funny-looking and ugly... 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I think it's very important for an artist to kn... BURNING SPEAR I like to interpret 'Call me a River', as if I'm saying, 'Now you're telling me ... DIANA KRALL And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy. DAVID DUVAL I can't tell you the number of people that are like, 'Has anyone ever told you you look like... GILLIAN JACOBS The word's out: I'm a woman, and I'm going to have trouble backing off on that. I am wha... ELIZABETH WARREN I am a hopeless pantser, so I don't do much outlining. A thought will occur to me, and I'll ... MARIE LU It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the sc... T. J. MILLER I'm like Shrek. Shrek's a nice guy, but people keep alienating him, like they did with me in... CEELO GREEN For me, it's all about moderation. I don't kick things out of my diet, like carbs. But I'... BOBBY FLAY I'll admit a little something: If I go to one of those hotels where there's, like, a $50 ome... TIMOTHY OLYPHANT It annoys me a little when people try to be positive when I don't play my best. I play to win. I... CAMILO VILLEGAS I'm eating a lot of organic proteins and vegetables! Maintaining a healthy, balanced diet is my ... LILY ALDRIDGE I'm not extremely outgoing, but I'm average, I think. When people meet me they'll say, &... ALESSIA CARA I've heard people say I'm a Curry and that helped me get where I am. Sometimes I think it... SETH CURRY I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT They say I'm insane because I need to have so much creative control. They say I'm unmanageab... IGGY AZALEA I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES A cheat day for me, the first thing that I crave, I'll eat. That's my rule. So if I wake up ... HAILEY BALDWIN I'm a liability to them - I'm a woman, I'm empowered, I'm an artist. I've had ex... ALANIS MORISSETTE Most directors that I've worked with - I've worked with before, especially in Holland - and ... CARICE VAN HOUTEN I love biscuits. I have a real thing for a biscuits, and if it's not made right, I'm gonna c... JOHNNY IUZZINI I think it's important for me to show the world that sobriety hasn't made me soft. I'm o... STEVE-O I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. TOTIE FIELDS I'll tell you one thing about me: I'm very private. I always have been private. People think... ERIC DICKERSON It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Ca... ADELE Writing by myself, I spread that out more. I'll spend more time on a song then. I'm more cri... HUNTER HAYES We've made so much headway with storytelling - mostly on cable, let's be honest - but also o... DYLAN WALSH If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' ... JANE KRAKOWSKI I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'... 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STEVE HARVEY When I think about it, I'm happily bewildered that people will preorder my books They'll pre... DAVID MITCHELL It's no secret that I'm my dad's biggest fan. ED STOPPARD If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to a... SEAN YOUNG I'm not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marma... GARY VAYNERCHUK When I get time off, my brain is just, that's it. I sit. I veg. People will think that I'm u... STEPHEN AMELL I've always been too hard on myself to behave like I've arrived or even to enjoy whatever su... NICOLE SCHERZINGER I feel like I'm just doing a job. It's amazing to think that you affect other peoples' l... KIP PARDUE I think it's a good idea to take samples and live with them a little. So far I'm liking Cree... ISABELLE FUHRMAN What I'm exploring right now is the subject of my own mortality. It's an area that I'm c... 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