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Kathleen Maher

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BILL MAHER
New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, inta...
BILL MAHER
They kept telling me, 'You are a liar,'
MAHER ARAR
Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious
BILL MAHER
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Amer...
BILL MAHER
Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner...
BILL MAHER
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to beco...
BILL MAHER
NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has ...
BILL MAHER
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll...
BILL MAHER
The rise in output prices ... will not ruffle the doves unduly when the Monetary Policy Committee me...
DARAGH MAHER
The rise in output prices ... will not ruffle the doves unduly when the MPC meets next month to deci...
DARAGH MAHER
When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fa...
BILL MAHER
Abstinence is a perversion.
BILL MAHER
Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious
BILL MAHER
But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
BILL MAHER
George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every boo...
BILL MAHER
kids- there has to be some penalty for sex!
BILL MAHER
I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
BILL MAHER
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHER
A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon...
BILL MAHER
We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called "trickle down." That actually mea...
BILL MAHER
In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a footb...
BILL MAHER
Matisse is light years ahead of VI [Eclipse Visual Interface].
MAHER MASRI
In essence, it's not so much what Penn State does, but it's how we're going to react to them. If we ...
KIM MAHER
One month's out performance does not mean the long-awaited consumer revival has arrived.
DARAGH MAHER
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you th...
BILL MAHER
If the BOJ can deliver an exit strategy without creating undue political friction, it could be the c...
DARAGH MAHER
It's a savage profit warning for the UK with the number for 2007 likely to shift materially below cu...
CHRISTIAN MAHER
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most cer...
BILL MAHER
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
BILL MAHER
That’s why I don’t have a religion. I don’t want to have to say that, okay, I agree with everythi...
BILL MAHER