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I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.


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Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.
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Father...knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he on...
BILL COSBY
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that w...
BILL COSBY
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've ...
BILL COSBY
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter...
BILL COSBY
I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not ...
BILL COSBY
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
BILL COSBY
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
BILL COSBY
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
BILL COSBY
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. I...
BILL COSBY
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBY
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a C...
BILL COSBY
There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even wi...
BILL COSBY
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBY
Gray hair is God's graffiti
BILL COSBY
about these magical people with no jobs who live in apartments.
BILL COSBY
[He didn't attempt to ease them into the real world.] You're out of here, ... You can't sit around a...
BILL COSBY
That's not my daughter.
BILL COSBY
Now all you parents who are saying, 'Come on.' I'm now going to throw it back at you. Where are the ...
BILL COSBY
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long...
BILL COSBY
I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goe...
BILL COSBY