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I worked like a horse and I ate like a hog and I slept like a dead man.


Rudyard Kipling

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
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He travels the fastest who travels alone.
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I always prefer to believe the best of everybody--it saves so much trouble.
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
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If you don't get what you want, it's a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you t...
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Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne, He travels the fastest who travels alone.
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The great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever trees.
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. . . an angry skipper makes an unhappy crew . . .
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A-wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot.
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'E's all 'ot sand an' ginger when alive, / An' 'e's generally shammin' when 'e's dead.
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Duke's son - cook's son - son of a hundred kings - / (Fifty thousand horse and foot going to Table B...
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'Ave you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor / With a hairy gold crown on 'er 'ead?
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There's a little red-faced man, / Which is Bobs. / Rides the tallest 'orse 'e can - / Our Bobs.
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Take up the White Man's burden - / And reap his old reward: / The blame of those ye better, / The ha...
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I have joyfully done much evil in my life to those who have wished me evil (General Maximus)
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Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn't even begin to be tame till he met ...
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TWENTY bridges from Tower to Kew -
Wanted to know what the River knew,
Twenty Bridges or ...
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If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
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If you can wait and not be tired of waiting, or being lied about, don't deal in lies. Or being hated...
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He's an absent-minded beggar, and his weaknesses are great - / But we and Paul must take him as we f...
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It is at Bombay that the smell of All Asia boards the ship miles off shore, and holds the passenger'...
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For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack
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If any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied
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If you can keep your head when all about you / Are losing theirs and blaming it on you.
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I hate and fear snakes, because if you look into the eyes of any snake you will see that it knows al...
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If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. . . . The ...
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San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are...
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We get the Hump - / Cameelious Hump - / The Hump that is black and blue!
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I am, by calling, a dealer in words; and words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankin...
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I Keep Six Honest Serving Men ..."

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me a...
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Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh, how beautiful!' and sitting in the shade.
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The Liner she's a lady, an' she never looks nor 'eeds-- The Man-o'-War's 'er 'usband an' 'e gives ...
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The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Down to Gehenna or up to the throne, He travels the fastest who travel alone.
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We have learned to whittle the Eden Tree to the shape of a surplice peg, We have learned to bottl...
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The gull shall whistle in his wake, the blind wave break in fire. He shall fulfill God's utmost wi...
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And only the Master shall praise us, and only the Master shall blame; And no one shall work for m...
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He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
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When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what ...
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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If y...
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If ...
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And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph dr...
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