Tracy Morgan Quote

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.
TRACY MORGAN

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
TRACY MORGAN

I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.
TRACY MORGAN

You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my g...
TRACY MORGAN

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, ...
TRACY MORGAN

If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I...
TRACY MORGAN

On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the wri...
TRACY MORGAN

Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding throug...
TRACY MORGAN

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She mad...
TRACY MORGAN

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're ...
TRACY MORGAN

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy c...
TRACY MORGAN

I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unkno...
TRACY MORGAN

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a come...
TRACY MORGAN

When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way ...
TRACY MORGAN

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.
TRACY MORGAN

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.
TRACY MORGAN

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
TRACY MORGAN

I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame th...
TRACY MORGAN

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but eve...
TRACY MORGAN

I've gone through my trials and tribulations, and sure, it's gotten bumpy and all that, but ...
TRACY MORGAN

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are...
TRACY MORGAN

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of...
TRACY MORGAN

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
TRACY MORGAN

People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. ...
TRACY MORGAN

Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.
TRACY MORGAN

I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
TRACY MORGAN

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.
TRACY MORGAN

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scar...
TRACY MORGAN

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn&...
TRACY MORGAN

I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.
TRACY MORGAN

If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total a...
TRACY MORGAN

My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much differen...
TRACY MORGAN

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.
TRACY MORGAN

I would love to try action films.
TRACY MORGAN

I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have ...
TRACY MORGAN

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, p...
TRACY MORGAN

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
TRACY MORGAN

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they j...
TRACY MORGAN

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that...
TRACY MORGAN

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn...
TRACY MORGAN

If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto...
TRACY MORGAN

They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lor...
TRACY MORGAN

The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.
TRACY MORGAN

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive...
TRACY MORGAN

There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. Y...
TRACY MORGAN

I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live.
TRACY MORGAN

My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl...
TRACY MORGAN

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Mich...
TRACY MORGAN

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra...
TRACY MORGAN

My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life aft...
TRACY MORGAN

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have tu...
TRACY MORGAN

I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't...
TRACY MORGAN

Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean mon...
TRACY MORGAN

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out ...
TRACY MORGAN

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been fu...
TRACY MORGAN

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.
TRACY MORGAN

I think of masculine and feminine energy like two sides to a battery. There's a plus side and a ...
TRACY MCMILLAN

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are alway...
BRIAN TRACY

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortabl...
BRIAN TRACY

Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor.
BRIAN TRACY

If you want a dancer's body, dance. Dance aerobics is my favourite cardio. It's very frustra...
TRACY ANDERSON

Younger women tend to be busier, wearing more layers and more make-up. I don't know if it's ...
TRACY CHEVALIER

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more act...
BRIAN TRACY

Shoes are the finishing touch on any outfit and it is important to complete a look with the perfect ...
TRACY REESE

The more credit you give away, the more will come back to you. The more you help others, the more th...
BRIAN TRACY

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
BRIAN TRACY

You can become an even more excellent person by constantly setting higher and higher standards for y...
BRIAN TRACY

People with clear, written goals, accomplish far more in a shorter period of time than people withou...
BRIAN TRACY

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal...
BRIAN TRACY

Love only grows by sharing. You can only have more for yourself by giving it away to others.
BRIAN TRACY

Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend yourself or make excuses.
BRIAN TRACY

You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you.
BRIAN TRACY

You have available to you, right now, a powerful supercomputer. This powerful tool has been used thr...
BRIAN TRACY

No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch. To be success...
BRIAN TRACY

Only by contending with challenges that seem to be beyond your strength to handle at the moment you ...
BRIAN TRACY

Whatever we expect with confidence becomes our own self-fulfilling prophecy.
BRIAN TRACY

Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better tha...
BRIAN TRACY

When you engage in systematic, purposeful actin, using and stretching your abilities to the maximum,...
BRIAN TRACY

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships.
BRIAN TRACY

The market is reassured that Bush didn't do anything wrong.
ADAM TRACY

All of the conversation is how he's going to write it.
ADAM TRACY

[Wednesday] could rival the Friday after Thanksgiving for the slowest day of the year.
ADAM TRACY

Everyone's worry on the economy was jobs. Today's report was unexpected by most people and it allaye...
ADAM TRACY

That's the No. 1 fear, and you've had pretty much every Fed governor come out in the last two weeks ...
ADAM TRACY

Maybe it's naive to say, but it almost seems like, in the past, people tried to sell you somethi...
TRACY CHAPMAN

Sometime between when the Summer of Love ended and the Summer of Sam began, America became a nation ...
TRACY MCMILLAN

What goes on away from here, as far as basketball, I leave that there. I don't bring that here. If I...
TRACY MCGRADY

The whole state of Texas has really stepped up on this thing, and I'm especially proud to be a Texan...
TRACY BYRD

He just said that [Quirk] was sorry because he lost his cool.
CHAD TRACY

To sit on Mike Gonzalez until the ninth inning might have put you in a position where you don't get ...
JIM TRACY

Perhaps the very best question that you can memorize and repeat, over and over, is, "what is the mos...
BRIAN TRACY

Feed your mind with mental protein, not mental candy. Read, listen to and watch positive, uplifting ...
BRIAN TRACY

He's not Superman, so we're going to treat him like any other guy. Hopefully we can do a good job of...
TRACY SMITH

I felt it was appalling. That was a real vulnerable part of our country.
CAROL TRACY

You have to give Marquis credit. That was our quietest game this season.
JIM TRACY

I have always loved rock music. But I have played country music since my senior year in high school....
TRACY BYRD

There are things emotionally that Milton has to get a real firm grasp on.
JIM TRACY

The straightforwardness is something they really appreciate.
JIM TRACY

It's not a coincidence there are this many injuries. If the WTA and (CEO) Larry Scott don't take thi...
TRACY AUSTIN

My jaw didn't drop. I've seen it before. It was hit hard.
JIM TRACY

Be agreeable. It raises the selfesteem of others and makes you feel good about yourself.
BRIAN TRACY

When you come in and you sit down at your desk and try to structure the middle of your lineup, that'...
JIM TRACY

Faith is the only thing we have right now.
TRACY SMITH

We have a young team.
TRACY SMITH

We had one burp there. That just happens.
TRACY BODI

It took him a whole inning to get going. As a pitcher, you have to go out there and go right after g...
TRACY ARCHULETA

We looked like a team that went outside for the first time. Our effort was that way and that's not a...
TRACY ARCHULETA

Probably 99 percent (of Super Bowl fans) are having beer. But there are some awesome wines that go w...
TRACY ANDERSON

I believe there are other ways to get exercise like belly dancing. These classes seem better for old...
TRACY ADAMS

You don't get far with people by judging them, and one of the nice things of my profession is I don'...
TRACY KIDDER

So little is known about this illegal program that it's akin to legislating in the dark.
TRACY SCHMALER

Success comes when you do what you love to do, and commit to being the best in your field.
BRIAN TRACY

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF SUPERCALAFRAJALISTICEXPEALODOCIOUS BECAUSE i THINK I GOT EM ALL.
TRACY BROWN

Managers today have to do more with less, and get better results from limited resources, more than e...
BRIAN TRACY

One of the things you hope you've done as a playwright is create roles that can sustain differen...
TRACY LETTS

You have to pay attention to the moment and make it the best it can be for you. I've been trying to ...
TRACY CHAPMAN

sit in their backyard and read trashy novels.
TRACY KOON

Statistically, in his case, that's what's very important, get to first base. I don't care how you ge...
JIM TRACY

It's a good thing to see. You want to be cautious about where they are, not push too hard, let them ...
JIM TRACY

Curing yourself of obsessive compulsive disorder by going to a strip club is pretty strange.
TRACY KIDDER

It's one thing to have your partner tell you he or she has multiple personalities, and it's another ...
TRACY ALDERMAN

Your most valuable asset can be your willingness to persist longer than anyone else.
BRIAN TRACY

That's definitely not the way to start a season. Taking out four contenders is a tough way to start ...
PAUL TRACY

I'm very excited about this opportunity, especially at Michigan where I have a lot of experience. Dr...
PAUL TRACY

When you develop yourself to the point where your belief in yourself is so strong that you know you ...
BRIAN TRACY

The thrill of achievement comes from overcoming adversity in the accomplishment of an important goal...
BRIAN TRACY

It's easier to have two passes - at least it is to locals. Our competition really isn't each other a...
TRACY MILLER

Either one of those corner infield positions is where I'm most comfortable, ... Eventually, maybe I'...
CHAD TRACY

I don't know that we'd be asking that same question ... he had a start in Milwaukee that was awfully...
JIM TRACY

We talked an awful lot in Spring Training about unselfishness and the fact that we're interested, as...
JIM TRACY

What the schedule says is what you have to do. You have to deal with it. Coming out of spring traini...
JIM TRACY

It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are
going.
BRIAN TRACY

A species on the brink of extinction isn't going to reverse after only 30 years.
TRACY DAVIDS

Two perfect pitches to bunt -- they are fouled off and we left our guys stranded. (Chicago) created ...
JIM TRACY

He made a very good pitch to Linden. In other circumstances, it's a bat that's broken in half and a ...
JIM TRACY

Lots of people feel more alive when they're riding a roller-coaster relationship. But while this...
TRACY MCMILLAN

In a very basic way, a prominent landmark such as Mt. Holyoke tells you where you are. They let you ...
TRACY KIDDER

It's important to realize that we have two special major-league players here. I kind of want to find...
JIM TRACY

What people don't realize is that the initial sales of an album isn't where the bulk of your...
TRACY LAWRENCE

Always choose the future over the past. What do we do now?
BRIAN TRACY

'Killer Joe' provides a lot of red meat for the theater. Pam MacKinnon is the perfect direct...
TRACY LETTS

Always give without remembering and always receive without forgetting.
BRIAN TRACY

Blame it on the girls. Let's get ourselves all worked up about that and ignore basic educational nee...
CAROL TRACY

I tell myself every night, 'The season's not over. You've got to battle,' ... You can't dictate how...
CHAD TRACY

It's a business. Yeah, I've thought about it,
CHAD TRACY

It has been tremendous. The work ethic that has been put forth has been just great. The environment ...
JIM TRACY

He's very confident at the plate right now. He's seeing the ball very well.
TRACY SMITH

There is no such thing as 'getting' a guy, house and kids. There is only surrendering to the...
TRACY MCMILLAN

When we started making 'Where You Live', I bought a bunch of Polaroid cameras in so that peo...
TRACY CHAPMAN

That was his best outing. He threw four pitches for strikes and he pounded the strike zone.
JIM TRACY

Watching him, his hands buried in his pockets—to keep from circling her neck she supposed—she co...
TRACY SUMNER

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more
chances, Be more a...
BRIAN TRACY

These Star Trek people. I mean, you know, these are serious, devoted fans.
JOE TRACY

United Tote is the technology provider for many of the premier racing facilities in the world. These...
JOE TRACY

rule, once again, is that every minute spent in planning and creating checklists will save you ten m...
BRIAN TRACY

I have consistently loved books that I've read when I've been sick in bed.
TRACY CHEVALIER

This is a great program. It gives even the smallest business a chance to provide this benefit to the...
MARK TRACY

We're hitting the ball well, and our defense is playing good. We're making a lot of good plays on de...
TRACY MOTZNY

We all need to show a debt of gratitude toward Billie.
TRACY AUSTIN

The Future belongs to the competent get good, get better, be the best !
BRIAN TRACY

Successful people are simply those with success habits.
BRIAN TRACY

We will always tend to fulfill our own expectation of ourselves.
BRIAN TRACY

Whatever you dwell on in the conscious grows in your experience.
BRIAN TRACY

How much we like ourselves governs our performance.
BRIAN TRACY

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
SPENCER TRACY

The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more you seek opportunity, the more lik...
BRIAN TRACY

The happiest people in the world are those who feel absolutely terrific about themselves, and this i...
BRIAN TRACY

The person we believe ourselves to be will always act in a manner consistent with our self-image.
BRIAN TRACY

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others.
Unsuccessful people are...
BRIAN TRACY

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you to reach the heights of your capabi...
BRIAN TRACY

I really wanted to make it as a ballet dancer to make my mom proud. But it didn't happen.
TRACY ANDERSON

I've always been fascinated by the Norsemen, their lives, history and cosmology. The more we stu...
TRACY HICKMAN

Michael and I had great role models. Though his father has passed away, his parents had an amazingly...
TRACY POLLAN

'Killer Joe' was originally written in 1991 and first produced in '93 at the Next Theate...
TRACY LETTS

Invest three percent of your income in yourself (self-development) in order to guarantee your future...
BRIAN TRACY

I'm not just a basketball player. I've got other talents.
TRACY MCGRADY

I did a lot of agility drills pretty much every day.
CHAD TRACY

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.
SPENCER TRACY

The way popular music is categorized and formatted cuts down on everyone's options. And although...
TRACY CHAPMAN

I'm a hopeful cynic.
TRACY CHAPMAN

I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of ...
TRACY CHAPMAN

Being in a relationship is a hard, painful slog at least once a week, maybe more often - especially ...
TRACY MCMILLAN

He was signed as a natural third baseman, ... He's a switch-hitter, I've seen him take some good at-...
JIM TRACY

What I like about non-fiction is that it covers such a huge territory. The best non-fiction is also ...
TRACY KIDDER

Theodore Roosevelt said Do what you can, with what you have, right where you are. This is great advi...
BRIAN TRACY

The biggest mental roadblocks that you will ever have to overcome are those represented by your self...
BRIAN TRACY

Confidence on the outside begins by living with integrity on the inside.
BRIAN TRACY

They got electricity 12 hours before we got there. We saw a sign that Wal-Mart was open from 8 a.m. ...
TRACY MILLER

Singer-songwriter Dan Hicks has a devoted cult following, but for those who have never heard of him ...
TRACY MILLER

We're optimistic (higher gas prices) won't affect people's interest in skiing, ... but it will affec...
TRACY MILLER

...you cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, a...
BRIAN TRACY

After experiencing as a manager what we went through a year ago, seeing some of those champagne part...
JIM TRACY

He's a tremendous offensive player, as complete a hitter as there is in the major leagues. And I'll ...
JIM TRACY

Continuity is one of the things I like about New England.
TRACY KIDDER

I was hoping for just a note or a phone call. Once Scott found out, this is just the type of guy he ...
TRACY SMITH

My beauty doesn’t lie between my thighs.
TRACY AMES

Without it, we decline, we wither, and somebody else takes our place.
TRACY KOON

Don't prejudge it too quickly.
JIM TRACY

You should have seen me when I put on my uniform. I felt like a kid all over again.
TRACY MCGRADY

Obviously, Craig Wilson now looms very large.
JIM TRACY

I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too.

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Tracy Morgan

I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too.

Tracy Morgan

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