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I've learned from being in the woods that titles don't mean much and that actions speak a lot louder than words - even in Congress. I always look for the people who want to act - people who want to run the river or climb the mountain - even if they're not members of my political party.


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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
MARK TWAIN
Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.
MARK TWAIN
A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the l...
MARK TWAIN
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.
MARK TWAIN
No revolution that has ever taken place in society can be compared to that which has been produced b...
MARK HOPKINS
...the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty or seventy times as much as a p...
MARK TWAIN
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the ...
MARK TWAIN
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when ...
MARK TWAIN
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
MARK TWAIN
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the real...
MARK TWAIN
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
MARK TWAIN
When you're a winner you're always happy, but if you're happy as a loser you'll always be a loser.
MARK FIDRYCH
A man can seldom -- very, very, seldom -- fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are t...
MARK TWAIN
The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.
MARK MESSIER
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
MARK TWAIN
If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any co...
MARK TWAIN
Every murder turns on a bright hot light, and a lot of people have to walk out of the shadows.
MARK HELLINGER
It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. Whil...
MARK TWAIN
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
MARK TWAIN
There is nothing that puts a man more in your debt than that he owes you nothing.
MARK CAINE
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician ...
MARK TWAIN
Evolution is the law of policies: Darwin said it, Socrates endorsed it, Cuvier proved it and establi...
MARK TWAIN
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
MARK TWAIN
What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who...
MARK TWAIN
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
MARK TWAIN
The cross of the Legion of Honor has been conferred on me. However, few escape that distinction.
MARK TWAIN
He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
MARK TWAIN
True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.
MARK TWAIN
In his private heart no man much respects himself.
MARK TWAIN
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man muc...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
The Pause; that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence wh...
MARK TWAIN
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live...
MARK TWAIN