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All animals except man know that the ultimate point of life is to enjoy it. -Samuel Butler.
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Beethoven, Wagner, Bach, and Mozart settled down day after day to the job in hand. They didn't w...
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For though to smatter ends of Greek Or Latin be the rhetoric Of pedants counted, and vain-glor...
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Science would not be what it is if there had not been a NORMAN ROBERT CAMPBELL Scriabin slept with Chopin under his pillow, and I slept with Wagner under mine. I could not concent...
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Composers most identified with the chamber music form are Corelli, Vivaldi, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven...
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Please, if you would," the butler said, "no throwing the linens. Peaches, anyone?" -Fritz
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There is nothing like a Bach fugue to remove me from a discordant moment... only Bach hold up fresh ...
EDWARD WESTON
Harry and the Butler
ANTHONY HOPKINS
If Wagner had signed (before Ryan), I think our chances of getting this guy would have been nil,
BLUE JAYS
So the butler is safe?
DANNY SULLIVAN
The Russell Wagner case troubles me greatly,
LARRY CRAIG
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN
The Sorrows and Grandeur of Richard Wagner!
THOMAS MANN
Alles ist nach seiner Art:
an ihr wirst du nichts ändern
RICHARD WAGNER
The great Cham of literature. (Samuel Johnson)
TOBIAS GEORGE SMOLLETT
Wouldn't it be nice if there weree a planet where the sound of rain falling is like Bach?" he says.<...
BILL HAYES
My interest in his new toy, the Theremin, isn't very big. It simply does not fit into my way of ...
KLAUS SCHULZE
Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour.
GIOACCHINO ROSSINI
If I had just done Dayton and (Butler and Warren) counties, we would be profitable by now.
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I like Bach. I like Randy Newman.
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[Now] Bach ... a splash in the making.
TOM STOPPARD
Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
WOODY ALLEN
Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour.
GIOACHINO ROSSINI
It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.
EOIN COLFER
I would love a robot butler.
BRETT RATNER
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
SEBASTIAN MICHEALIS
When you hear Bach or Mozart, you hear perfection. Remember that Bach, Mozart and Beethoven were gre...
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I played a lot of Bach's partitas and sonatas; I like the way that Bach was abstracting already ...
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Did Bach ever eat
pancakes at midnight?
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If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.
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I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, ...
MARGARET MITCHELL
Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
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MARGARET MITCHELL
So we used to do this thing by Bach that was our own little version of it, and we got it wrong,
PAUL MCCARTNEY
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But Fidgety Phil / He won't sit still; / He wriggles / And giggles, / and then, I declare, / Swings ...
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The first thought is often the best. - Bishop Joseph Butler,
BISHOP JOSEPH BUTLER
We have Tar Heel Nation in Butler County, Missouri.
GENE HANSBROUGH
Learning is finding out what you already know -Richard Bach.
RICHARD BACH
Bach almost persuades me to be a Christian
ROGER FRY
She told me the [Butler School] had been torn down.
LARRY MELMAN
Wagner thought Rossini unserious; Rossini thought Wagner 'lacked sun'. Wagner also became the butt o...
RICHARD OSBORNE
And Saul's uncle said, Tell me, I pray thee, what Samuel said unto you.
BIBLE
Wagner has made us a much better team than we were last year.
TOM GLAVINE
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to Th...
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Well, my dear, take heart. Some day, I will kiss you and you will like it. But not now, so I beg you...
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All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
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For most men, and most circumstances, pleasure --tangible material prosperity in this world --is the...
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The money men make lives after them.
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The only living works are those which have drained much of the author's own life into them.
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Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
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A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind ...
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All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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Opinions have vested interests just as men have.
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Loyalty is still the same, whether it win or lose the game; true as a dial to the sun, although it b...
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Every one is a genius, more or less. No one is so physically sound that no part of him will be even ...
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The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much about not bein...
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Neither have they hearts to stay, nor wit enough to run away.
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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came f...
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Such as take lodgings in a head that's to be let unfurnished.
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still.
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Spontaneity is only a term for man's ignorance of the gods
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To be at all is to be religious more or less
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One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underg...
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Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
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All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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There is nothing so unthinkable as thought, unless it be the entire absence of thought.
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Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, i...
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Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.
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To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ h...
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A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's di...
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The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next w...
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It has, I believe, been often remarked that a hen is only an egg's way of making another egg
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The only absolute morality is absolute stagnation
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He knew what's what, and that's as high As metaphysics wit can fly
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There is a photographer in every bush, going about like a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour
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To live is like to love--all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct is for it.
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Genius is a nuisance, and it is the duty of schools and colleges to abate it by setting genius-traps...
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Cleanliness is almost as bad as godliness
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For things said false and never meant, Do oft prove true by accident
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And like a lobster boiled, the morn From black to red began to turn
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We all love best not those who offend us least, nor those who have done most for us, but those who m...
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The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in ...
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To swallow gudgeons ere they're catched, And count their chickens ere they're hatched
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People are lucky and unlucky...according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been ...
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I believe that more unhappiness comes from this source than from any other - I mean from the attempt...
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Justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear?/ About two hundred pounds a year.
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A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to ...
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is die at once
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Every man's work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is...
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Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.
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All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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There is a photographer in every bush, going about like a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour
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To live is like to love--all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct is for it.
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is die at once
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A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of ...
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They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a...
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I'll make the fur / Fly round the ears of the old cur.
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An open mind is all very well in its way, but it ought not to be so open that there is no keeping an...
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The wish to spread those opinions that we hold conducive to our own welfare is so deeply rooted in ...
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Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
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Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
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The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.
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Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
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Self-preservation is the first law of nature.
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A lawyers dream of heaven; every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to r...
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If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wa...
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The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be b...
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There is but one step from the Academy to the Fad.
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The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the...
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him.
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Life is one long process of getting tired.
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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Silence is not always tact, but it is tact that is golden, not silence.
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Youth is like spring, an over-praised season more remarkable for biting winds than genial breezes. A...
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I believe that he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more s...
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The public do not know enough to be experts, but know enough to decide between them.
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Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism.
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
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The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
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Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away.
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For Wealth are all things that conduce, to one's destruction or their use. A standard both to buy an...
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All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its ...
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People care more about being thought to have taste than about being good, clever, or amiable.
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It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
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Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
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A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and...
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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.
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Quoth Hudibras, Friend Ralph, thou hast Outrun the constable at last
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It has been said that though God cannot alter the past, historians can; it is perhaps because they c...
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If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason
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Justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes
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To die completely, a person must not only forget but be forgotten, and he who is not forgotten is no...
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The history of art is the history of revivals
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I am the enfant terrible of literature and science
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Besides 'tis known he could speak Greek, As naturally as pigs squeak
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Still amorous, and fond, and billing, / Like Philip and Mary on a shilling.
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That vice pays homage to virtue is notorious; we call it hypocrisy
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Oaths are but words, and words are but wind.
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Don't learn to do, but learn in doing.
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Eating is touch carried to the bitter end.
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Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
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People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.
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Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
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Compound for sins they are inclined to by damning those they have no mind to.
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A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
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Life is the art of drawing sufficent conclusions from insufficient premises.
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Independence is essential for permanent but fatal to immediate success.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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Though wisdom cannot be gotten for gold, still less can be gotten without it.
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case; God ha...
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Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
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God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
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We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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God cannot alter the past, that is why he is obliged to connive at the existence of historians
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The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anyth...
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In old times people used to try and square the circle; now they try and devise schemes for satisfyin...
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It has been said that though God cannot alter the past, historians can; it is perhaps because they c...
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Quoth Hudibras, I smell a rat; Ralpho, thou dost prevaricate
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A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words.
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Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble...
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If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall long be surprised to fi...
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We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to them.
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Feast of Harriet Monsell of Clewer, Religious, 1883 The New Jerusalem, when it comes, will probab...
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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only will ...
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Conscience is thoroughly well-bred and soon leaves off talking to those who do not wish to hear i...
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The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism as to trea...
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I really do not see much use in exalting the humble and meek; they do not remain humble and meek lon...
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For every why he had a wherefore
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Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
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The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes...
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God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor.
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Silence and tact may or may not be the same thing.
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We are not won by arguments that we can analyze but by tone and temper, by the manner which is the m...
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To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he ...
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Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely re...
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Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and des...
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Justice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.
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