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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.


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The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
WILL ROGERS
Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.
WILL ROGERS
Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.
WILL ROGERS
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it.
WILL ROGERS
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.
WILL ROGERS
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, the...
WILL ROGERS
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far
WILL ROGERS
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it
WILL ROGERS
That's one good thing about wars. It takes smarter men to figure out who loses 'em than it does to s...
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Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
WILL ROGERS
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countrie...
WILL ROGERS
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional ...
WILL ROGERS
You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ough...
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[Pretending is indeed the Washington game. Pretend independence, for instance. Recall House Speaker ...
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
WILL ROGERS
If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the productio...
WILL ROGERS
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else...
WILL ROGERS
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
WILL ROGERS
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their ...
WILL ROGERS
He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.
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They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.
WILL ROGERS
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.
WILL ROGERS
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well...
WILL ROGERS
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
WILL ROGERS
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
WILL ROGERS
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even ha...
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to liv...
WILL ROGERS
The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans e...
WILL ROGERS
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by
WILL ROGERS
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it wor...
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