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If you get drunk today ask yourself why you never got drunk yesterday, and if you got drunk yesterday ask yourself today why you got drunk yesterday. Drunkenness is bad when it affects someone’s life in a bad way.


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The whole theme of the project is exquisite -- exquisite and expensive.
SIMON SNELLGROVE
What's important in the filmmaking process has stayed the same. Keep it small, keep it personal,...
SIMON BEAUFOY
Spending too much time focused on others' strengths leaves us feeling weak. Focusing on our own ...
SIMON SINEK
Epic stories, especially 'quest narratives' like 'The Iliad' and 'The Odyssey,&#...
SIMON TOYNE
Good listeners have a huge advantage. For one, when they engage in conversation, they make people &#...
SIMON SINEK
My family and I live in a wing of a Georgian mansion in East Sussex, which was built in the 1780s an...
SIMON TOYNE
Nature is not evil. The world occasionally shrugs its shoulders, and people get knocked off. The ear...
SIMON WINCHESTER
I like stories of the classic hero, of good versus evil, the ones in which the good guys wear white ...
SIMON SINEK
Chris Martin's a good friend of mine. I'm actually Apple's godfather. He's an old fr...
SIMON PEGG
Some people over victimize themselves too much.
SIMON PENA
It's almost bizarre that the Corrections Department, itself an arm of the government, didn't factor ...
SIMON POWER
I already knew them,
NEIL SIMON
I didn't expect them to lift the tag, ... This gives me a chance to be a free agent, but I have mixe...
COREY SIMON
I couldn't tell you. I haven't been on the scales in a little while. But I've done things this offse...
COREY SIMON
Theo played gutsy, Marcum, too, all of them played good. I'm just happy we got out of this with a wi...
FRED SIMON
The newspaper now accepts that all the allegations complained of are entirely untrue and without any...
SIMON SMITH
This is not a partisan, anti-Microsoft group.
SIMON PHIPPS
Yes, I am sorry to see him go but, equally, I am pleased that he has found a club which, under Carl ...
SIMON DELAHUNTY
It will be good to give some of our young boys a taste of league action.
SIMON DELAHUNTY
We were very good in the second half and moved the ball really well. It was an excellent performance...
SIMON DELAHUNTY
Cisco hasn't come out with anything so far to address the shortcomings of the other protocols.
SIMON WILSON
I'd rather play in the major leagues and have some bad games than play consistently good ball in...
SIMON SINEK
For in a literary career there was one unfailing advantage: No degree whatever of moral or social di...
SIMON RAVEN
I've got nothing to do today but smile.
PAUL SIMON
The smells are very strong on 'Game of Thrones': the incense, the fire, the heat of all the ...
EUGENE SIMON
We had many more points of agreement than we had points of difference, but we did differ, and the bi...
PAUL SIMON
I'm not a 'long writer' and have never wanted to write a novel or even a novella. Poetry...
MARGE SIMON
To take a shot in the knee from a guy who's got one of the best, hardest, heaviest one-timers in the...
CHRIS SIMON
I've served on five different juries, and many of them were bonkers in their own way.
SIMON HOGGART
When about fifteen I once made a great scandal by taking out my knife in prayer meeting and assaulti...
SIMON NEWCOMB
By the end of the first year she had improved leaps and bounds.
LIANA SIMON
It?s going to be like that all season and we need to get used to it. Something that was natural to d...
SIMON GAGNE
We are responding to feedback that we have received from large-enterprise customers. We are continui...
SIMON HUGHES
It was a nightmare that would have Barry Manilow screaming in horror.
SIMON COWELL
I just want to keep playing as I have been doing and shooting sub-par rounds. I think if one of us s...
SIMON DYSON
Radical transparency has an enormous impact on our personal lives. We can no longer share thoughts, ...
SIMON MAINWARING
JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.
MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pi...
SIMON GRAY