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If you had yourself cloned, who exactly, would be your parents? Can you raise yourself? I guess so. And it might be fun. Just think, by the age of six you'd be driving yourself to school.


George Carlin

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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Always do whatever's next.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the ...
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elect...
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of you...
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Religion is just mind control
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth
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Everything beeps now
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I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or ...
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What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your...
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Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.
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Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long ...
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else
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I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long ti...
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He had a sort of pain that was fairly evident.
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Rich White Men Don't Care About Poor Black People
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You get to play with people's little danger zones.
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'We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations...
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it d...
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
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