๏◡๏♡ try 1ClickRepeater.com repeat youtube videos

If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.


Christopher Moore

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

May Light always surround you;
Hope kindle and rebound you.
May your Hurts turn to Healing...
D. SIMONE
Absolute perfection is here and now, not in some future, near or far.
The secret is in action -...
NISARGADATTA MAHARAJ


May you find serenity and tranquility
in a worl...
SANDRA STURTZ HAUSS
THE CURSE

May they never
Return home at night...

May you have no part of ...
VISAR ZHITI
May today there be peace within.

May you trust God that you are exactly where you are me...
TERESA OF ÁVILA
Dreams are like stars,
you may never catch them
but if you follow them
they will lead...
LIAM PAYNE
As you walk through forests
or the meadows of your mind,
Stop and talk to those you fear STEPHEN COSGROVE
You will not find love where you wish or where you hope.

...

She forced herse...
RICK RIORDAN
May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
IRISH BLESSINGS
People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.

I...
MOTHER TERESA
Oh, may your silhouette not be broken in the sand,
oh may your eyelids not fly in the absence:<...
PABLO NERUDA
Ithaka

As you set out for Ithaka
hope the voyage is a long one,
full of ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS
THE INVITATION
by Oriah Mountain Dreamer

It doesn't interest me what you do for a li...
ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER
Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?"
"You may ask."
"How old are you?"
"It's n...
CHRISTOPHER PIKE
May your smile brighten the days ahead of you
May your cheer lighten up the moods of everyone a...
HRISHIKESH AGNIHOTRI
I am your wife if you will marry me.
If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow
You m...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
As you set out on your journey to Ithaca,
pray that your journey be a long one,
filled wit...
BARRY B. POWELL
1. Everyone is entitled to their opinion about the things they read (or watch, or listen to, or tast...
JOHN SCALZI
Though you may hear me holler,
And you may see me cry--
I'll be dogged, sweet baby,
I...
LANGSTON HUGHES
If you need a prescription drug, you may be able to find it at your local pharmacy, or a less expens...
AMANDA WALKER
Sometimes people who look different from you are scary. Maybe they are ugly. Maybe they are loud. Ma...
JEFF HUTCHINS
You are not your pain.
You are not your choices, either good or bad.
You are not your body...
CATHERINE CARRIGAN
A Prayer
Refuse to fall down
If you cannot refuse to fall down,
refuse to stay...
CLARISSA PINKOLA ESTéS
The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU
We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU
Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI
Lie you easy, dream you light,
And sleep you fast for aye;
And luckier may you find the ni...
A.E. HOUSMAN
This is what happens, when things are not quite a fairy tale.
You go into the woods to find you...
KAT HOWARD
Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it wi...
EOIN COLFER
Put down your glass,
it is time to dance.
If you want to get drunk
all you need is...
KAMAND KOJOURI
For Equilibrium, a Blessing:
Like the joy of the sea coming home to shore,
May the relief ...
JOHN O'DONOHUE
When you become a raindrop in your mind
Thunder is the closest friend you may find
Wind ...
MUNIA KHAN
Do not hold your breath for anyone,
Do not wish your lungs to be still,
It may delay the c...
ERIN HANSON
The Blessing #1:

May your eyes be profitable,
may your ears be dutiful,
may you...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
You may not remember the time you let me go first.
Or the time you dropped back to tell me it ...
BRIAN ANDREAS
And these Things,
which live by perishing, know you are praising them; transient,
they lo...
RAINER MARIA RILKE
If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI
In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU
If you are a monster, stand up.
If you are a monster, a trickster, a fiend,
If you’ve bu...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE
YOU ARE JUST

You are not just for the right or left,
but for what is right over the ...
SUZY KASSEM
Swallowing that chocolate you just ate
May have been your fatal mistake!
Your smooth complexio...
KEVIN MISSEN
When you follow the path of the unknown, you never know what you may find.
tv show- UFOs Really...
SONDRA FAYE
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If ...
RUDYARD KIPLING
Your children are not your children.
They are sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. ...
KAHLIL GIBRAN
What if you slept
And what if
In your sleep
You dreamed
And what if
In...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
If your goal is to look for money,you may find it & still lack,but if you look for ideas & invest a ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
you’re already naked in this world
in this time
in this life
beacause your next lov...
BAHARAK SEDIGH
Life is not a song, sweetling.
Someday you may learn that, to your sorrow.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
DON'T SAY, DO


Do not say things
You think I want to hear.
Instead,
S...
SUZY KASSEM
I may not be beautiful,
I may not be tall,
I may have no legs,
And be hairy and all.<...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
You start dying slowly
if you do not travel,
if you do not read,
If you do not lis...
MARTHA MEDEIROS
If you are lazy, and accept your lot, you may live in it. If you are willing to work, you can write ...
GENE STRATTON-PORTER
You may see all that is around you
But you may feel nothing at all.
So try and close your ...
STEPHEN COSGROVE
who are you
really?

you are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gende...
M.K
If I tear the sun from the sky and bring all the stars cascading down, would that line of your lips ...
HUBERT MARTIN
Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself...
KAHLIL GIBRAN
If you understand others you are smart.
If you understand yourself you are illuminated.
If...
LAO TZU
May your days be many and your troubles be few. May all God's blessings descend upon you. May peace ...
IRISH BLESSINGS
what was life has crumbled. What was form, now falls away. Mortal chains unbind and the soul is lift...
YASMINE GALENORN
RON: Malfoy, you may be all chummy chummy with Harry, and you may have produced a relatively nice ch...
JACK THORNE
People always ask me
"Son what does it take
To reach out and touch your dreams?"
To t...
TIM MCGRAW
how far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?
how often have you...
WARSAN SHIRE
REFLECTIONS OF TRUTH

Where you find Truth
Is where you find your reflection
And...
SUZY KASSEM
Are you the new person drawn toward me?
To begin with, take warning - I am surely far different...
WALT WHITMAN
I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to
become a profession...
KURT VONNEGUT
If you don’t understand something clearly that you are being taught…speak up.
If you feel s...
LOREN WEISMAN
Thus Epicurus also, when he designs to destroy the natural fellowship of mankind, at the same time m...
EPICTETUS
Dear Anarcho-Communist,

If you and I ever find ourselves in a stateless society, have no ...
LARKEN ROSE
Wake up.
If your eyes are sleeping
then wipe them gently.
You need to be awake for...
KAMAND KOJOURI
[THE DAILY BREATH]

There are three important periods in your life.

When you e...
DRAGOS BRATASANU
You are not white,
but a rainbow of colors.
You are not black,
but golden.
You a...
SUZY KASSEM
Don’t you dare say these times are hollow
Just because there are storms raging by.
Just ...
MELITA TESSY
If you think you are beaten, you are
If you think you dare not, you don't,
If you like to ...
WALTER D. WINTLE
After Rilke's Letters
-- by John VanDyke Wilmerding II

this is my letter to a young ...
RAINER MARIA RILKE
Grow strong, my comrade … that you may stand
Unshaken when I fall; that I may know
The s...
WILL DURANT
Creative work is often driven by pain. It may be that if you don't have something in the back of you...
CORMAC MCCARTHY
May you never find satisfaction with another woman."
"Did you just curse me?
ZOE FORWARD
What is it that makes you cry? It is only your attachments. What is it that you miss when it is lost...
OSHO
In your hands

The dog, the donkey, surely they know
They are alive.
Who would ...
MARY OLIVER
If you find out what their intentions are, you may be able to prevent them from causing a pregnancy.
CYNTHIA ROSENGARD
what do you miss
do they miss you
when they're around
do they support your peace
R.H. SIN
The Pretender

Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark an...
FOO FIGHTERS
Gestalt Prayer
I do my thing and you do yours.
I am not in this world to live up to...
FREDERICK SALOMON PERLS
Are you thinking what i'm thinking, That you thinked that i Thinked, That you could think what i may...
NEWARTOFUNIVERSE
The less you associate with some people, the more your life will improve.
Any time you tolerate...
COLIN POWELL
Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
You are your own worst enemy. If you can learn to stop expecting impossible perfection, in yourself ...
LISA KLEYPAS
Is it a very wicked place?" I asked, more for the sake of saying something than for information.
CHARLES DICKENS
...if you live feeling like
Your glass is half empty, well,
It may as well be empty all th...
MATTIE J.T. STEPANEK
Glossa

Time goes by, time comes along,
All is old and all is new;
What is righ...
MIHAI EMINESCU
Is it odd, my love,
that I envy others
who have not met you
for the intoxication t...
KAMAND KOJOURI
If you can try to nap where someone's sitting,
Although there is another empty chair,
Then...
HENRY N. BEARD
I followed you.'

I saw no one.'

That is what you may expect to see when I foll...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
may my heart always be open to little
birds who are the secrets of living
whatever they sing ...
E. E. (EDWARD ESTLIN) CUMMINGS
You have a house if not a home," she spat. "You have people who care for you if not about you. You m...
VICTORIA SCHWAB
But what if you're wrong?
What if there's more?
What if there's hope you never dreamed of ...
NICHOLE NORDEMAN
You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the ve...
MAYA ANGELOU
What on earth prompted you to take a hand in this?"
"I don't know. My… my code of morals, per...
ALBERT CAMUS
Even if you know where you are going and what problems you have to solve, you may only know the near...
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Whether you are healthy or ill, your thoughts can drive you. If you are feeling ill, it may be your ...
LAURA MONCUR

More Christopher Moore

Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and ligh...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I don't expect you to have any leniency or even believe a word I say. I have to stop lying to myself...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang glidin...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp bl...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
What this means is, if someone from another state is looking for the nearest Joslin Diabetes Center ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said.
"Josh, faking demonic possession is li...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Budd...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
That's a horrible plan."
"Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I'm not nearly as outrageously brave as many of my rascals that I write. But I think the rascal ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
So nerds rule.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out ther...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls aro...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
People, generally, suck.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I've won Satan's lottery.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you g...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. L...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Our finding suggests that high resolution sensory maps that can quickly and accurately handle many d...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Finding a new map in the brain is a truly exciting experience. It's a little like traveling to an un...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I hope she will be real proud. My ultimate goal is have it performed for the Oneida Nation in Wiscon...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Collectors say, 'I hate reproductions. It's awful. Why would anybody do that?,' ... That's what they...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Blessed are the dumbfucks.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be sh...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unles...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake,...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you c...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The garlic bread lay there between them, steaming with implications. They, of course, must both eat ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
For the tourist, immersed in the oblivion of vacation spending, Cypress Street provided a bonanza of...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would rev...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Author's Warning

If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you shou...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age."

"I thought you like...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You sure about this writer thing son?
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
He was a writer and words were his weapons.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.
"You should kno...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Children see magic because they look for it.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?"
"It's the difference between what's right and wha...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
When you're telling stories, you are actually trying to illuminate some portion of the truth in ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their t...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without th...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly becaus...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the Engl...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the b...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Fan mail typically goes through your publisher and you don't get it for a long time. So you look lik...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
There are some elements that are tonal and some are not. But nothing so far out you can't grasp it. ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
There's one painting that historically would have been better, ... because it was painted at the beg...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan.
"And you took your bloody time...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Science, you don't know, looks like magic.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Lily liked the fog, and didn't even mind the cold wind. She reckoned that Ocean Beach, the dunes the...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I did the one with the big butt. They said they want something that looks like a Renoir with the fac...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand any...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
How do you know, when you think blue — when you say blue — that you are talking about the same...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires vo...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the abil...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
As an author, you spend a lot of time by yourself in a room making clicky noises. It gets pretty ins...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Das Leben war Handeln, es gab keinen Frieden diesseits des Grabes.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
»Du hast Heiden vernichtet? Ich dachte, die Erdgeister seien wohlgesinnt.«
»Jeder hat mal Au...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Die Behauptung, daß Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ähnlichem...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Creatures of the night were rising from their resting places and venturing forth to feed on their un...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
La Cadillac Eldorado Brougham del 1957 era l'incarnazione perfetta dell'esibizionismo, tra le macchi...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
not the end of the world, just darkness over everything," Charlie cheerfully said. "it gets dark - t...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
What is your name?" asked Lear.
Caius," said Kent.
And whence do you hail?"
From Bonk...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I think beta males on an evolutionary basis are much more successful than the alpha males are. You d...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Cho...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Gallery owners know me, but they never say, 'Hello,' because they don't want other people to know th...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Sarcasm?”

“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. T...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lep...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Josh: "What is this thing?"
Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman."
Biff: "This is w...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abuse...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said w...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Don't bruise the Foo!
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hu...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where t...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
doch ihre Gegenwart hatte in ihm stets das Gefühl ausgelöst, daß seine eheliche Treue lediglich e...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
»Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«
»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by m...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet, the story of a young p...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivo...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I was baptized Methodist, but I was mainly raised First Church of NFL, which is to say that my famil...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Our finding suggests that high resolution sensory maps that can quickly and accurately handle many d...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In the movie, the painting is supposed to be worth $100 million. No painting is worth $100 million. ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You see," I explained to Joshua, "what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd b...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
El pecado de Onán. Derramar en el suelo la vieja semilla. Atar el camello. Quitarle el polvo al bur...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
A Bluesman hates to be told what to do. Authority rankles him, inspires his rebellion, and plays to ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Don’t be so hard on yourself, You’re doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The African-American Freedom Trail: From Slavery to Freedom in New York City
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I came back to San Francisco and spent more time in the neighborhoods like Chinatown and the Mission...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Blessed are the dumbfucks
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It was a catastrophe, of course. We had no clients, no nothing. Nobody understood the idea of doing ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the respo...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Psychology which explains everything explains nothing, and we are still in doubt
MARIANNE MOORE
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell
GEORGE MOORE
And the heart that is soonest awake to the flowers Is always the first to be touch'd by the thorns...
THOMAS MOORE
So shall they build me altars in their zeal, Where knaves shall minister, and fools shall kneel: ...
EDWARD MOORE
A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we'...
MICHAEL MOORE
In the sixties, for anybody to suggest that the government didn't have our best interests at hea...
ALAN MOORE
Rapunzel is a bit more relatable than the other princesses, especially because she doesn't even ...
MANDY MOORE
If your bank took bailout money, take your money out of that bank and put it in a credit union. Cred...
MICHAEL MOORE
We're like old people now playing music. I'm so glad we stuck it out because it's a lot ...
THURSTON MOORE
Anytime you deny the acknowledgement of God you are undermining the entire basis for which our count...
ROY MOORE
I think you're going to find out that westerns will be coming back. It's Americana, it's...
CLAYTON MOORE
From plants that wake when others sleep, from timid jasmine buds that keep their odour to themselves...
THOMAS MOORE
Alan Turing is so important to me and to the world, and his story is so important to be told, so it ...
GRAHAM MOORE
I had been a lifelong Alan Turing obsessive. Among incredibly nerdy teenagers, without a lot of frie...
GRAHAM MOORE
Ay, rail at gaming - 'tis a rich topic, and affords noble declamation. Go, preach against it in ...
EDWARD MOORE
First of all, the American people are inundated with advertisement after advertisement of you buy, b...
MICHAEL MOORE
Way back in the day, when I first started and had delusions of adequacy as a cartoonist, I would lis...
ALAN MOORE
A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet ...
MICHAEL MOORE
To hear people saying, 'The music you are doing has really touched my life and it's moved me...
KIP MOORE
The past can't hurt you anymore, not unless you let it.
ALAN MOORE
Egotism is usually subversive of sagacity.
MARIANNE MOORE
The minstrel fell but the foeman's chain
could not break his proud soul under.
The harp he lov...
THOMAS MOORE
Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism.
GEORGE MOORE
The world's made up of individuals who don't want to be heroes.
BRIAN MOORE
It is only to the happy that tears are a luxury.
THOMAS MOORE
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
GEORGE MOORE
Like Dead Sea fruit that tempts the eye, But turns to ashes on the lips!
THOMAS MOORE
One sole desire, one passion now remains To keep life's fever still within his veins, Vengeanc...
THOMAS MOORE
Oh, for a tongue to curse the slave Whose treason, like a deadly blight, Comes o'er the counci...
THOMAS MOORE
Impatience is the mark of independence not of bondage.
MARIANNE MOORE
Fly not yet, 'tis just the hour When pleasure, like the midnight flower That scorns the eye of...
THOMAS MOORE
They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away.
ALAN MOORE
God is in the rain.
ALAN MOORE
Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that w...
ALAN MOORE
I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one. An inch. It's small and it's fragi...
ALAN MOORE
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
HENRY MOORE
When any man is more stupidly vain and outrageously egotistic than his fellows, he will hide his hid...
GEORGE MOORE
There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses.
ALAN MOORE
To Greece we give our shining blades.
THOMAS MOORE
Though an angel should write, still 'tis devils must print.
THOMAS MOORE
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
THOMAS MOORE
Orlando's a part of me. The next guy's a part of me. And the next guy's a part of me. Th...
SHEMAR MOORE
It was truly a lesson in don't take something at face value. You know, so many of us do in life....
SHEMAR MOORE
You know, I don't play the race card a lot. I'm half-black, half-white, and I'm proud of...
SHEMAR MOORE
I like to make money; I like to have nice things. But I love to act; I love to tell stories.
SHEMAR MOORE
I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese foo...
SHEMAR MOORE
I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
MANDY MOORE
Because I'm in an adult world and I'm really working, my age is just a number. It's not ...
MANDY MOORE