If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape. If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not. May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them. May you find perfection, and know it by name.
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When pleasure, like the midnight flower
That scorns the eye of... THOMAS MOORE They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away. ALAN MOORE God is in the rain. ALAN MOORE Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that w... ALAN MOORE I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one. An inch. It's small and it's fragi... ALAN MOORE One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it. HENRY MOORE When any man is more stupidly vain and outrageously egotistic than his fellows, he will hide his hid... GEORGE MOORE There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses. ALAN MOORE To Greece we give our shining blades. THOMAS MOORE Though an angel should write, still 'tis devils must print. THOMAS MOORE What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine. THOMAS MOORE Orlando's a part of me. The next guy's a part of me. And the next guy's a part of me. Th... SHEMAR MOORE It was truly a lesson in don't take something at face value. You know, so many of us do in life.... SHEMAR MOORE You know, I don't play the race card a lot. I'm half-black, half-white, and I'm proud of... SHEMAR MOORE I like to make money; I like to have nice things. But I love to act; I love to tell stories. SHEMAR MOORE I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese foo... SHEMAR MOORE I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places. MANDY MOORE Because I'm in an adult world and I'm really working, my age is just a number. It's not ... MANDY MOORE