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If you have to dry the dishes
(Such an awful boring chore)
If you have to dry the dishes
('Stead of going to the store)
If you have to dry the dishes
And you drop one on the floor
Maybe they won't let you
Dry the dishes anymore


Shel Silverstein

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T...
STEPHANIE PERKINS
Who was it that hurt you,
stole light out of your eyes?
Cut a hole in your heart
and ...
JOHN MARK GREEN
Maybe I could do it."

Darius shot him a dry look. "You want to try to get back into your ...
J.R. WARD
Laugh until you cry;
never let your eyes look dry
This is not a matter of joke;
this ...
MUNIA KHAN
Picasso said he'd paint with his own wet tongue
on the dusty floor of a jail cell if he had to....
ANDREA GIBSON
If you have time to chatter,
Read books.

If you have time to read,
Walk into mo...
NANAO SAKAKI
You are a cool cemetery.
You have the sinner’s grave
You have the saint’s earth
c...
MUNIA KHAN
My pipe is out, my glass is dry;
My fire is almost ashes too;
But once again, before you go, ROBERT WILLIAM SERVICE
it is all ash
and dry leaves
and grief gone
like an ocean liner.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
THE INVITATION
by Oriah Mountain Dreamer

It doesn't interest me what you do for a li...
ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She wash...
ANONYMOUS
If you are a monster, stand up.
If you are a monster, a trickster, a fiend,
If you’ve bu...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE
Accept the universe
As the gods gave it to you.
If the gods wanted to give you something e...
ALBERTO CAEIRO
Never say I love you
If you really don't care.

Never talk about feelings
If they...
ANON.
To an Isle in the Water

Shy one, shy one,
Shy one of my heart,
She moves in t...
W.B. YEATS
You know a dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows.
And a dreamer's just a vessel that m...
GARTH BROOKS
Do you want a cookie?
- What?
- A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one?
- No.
-...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
THE UNFORGIVEN


Tell me if you've ever had to deal with these kinds of people:
...
SUZY KASSEM
Who am I, that you should love me?"
"You are My Queen," said Eugenides. She sat perfectly still...
MEGAN WHALEN TURNER
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with s...
T.S. ELIOT
If you don't know the effect of
words, you are behind times.If
you want positivity, spea...
VAL UCHENDU
Is this some kind of joke?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out."

"Mayb...
KURT VONNEGUT
You think you're lost but you're not lost on your own. You're not alone. I will stand by you, I will...
RASCAL FLATTS
If I were a cinnamon peeler
I would ride your bed
and leave the yellow bark dust
on y...
MICHAEL ONDAATJE
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make...
LEWIS CARROLL
If you have a
strong stomach
read on.
AMANDA LEIGH
To express is to drive.
And when you want to give something presence,
you have to consult n...
LOUIS KAHN
If You Forget Me

I want you to know
one thing.

You know how this is:
PABLO NERUDA
Sometimes,
when inspiration runs dry,
I drink classical music
until my words spill...
KAMAND KOJOURI
Did you know sometimes it frightens me--
when you say my name and I can't see you?
will yo...
EMILIE AUTUMN
If you understand others you are smart.
If you understand yourself you are illuminated.
If...
LAO TZU
They tell us the only way to move on
is to forget.
“Forgive,” they say.
Realise ...
KAMAND KOJOURI
Some times in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sorrow.
But, if we are wise, we know that...
AL GREEN
You can't just skip the boring parts."
"Of course I can skip the boring parts."
"How do yo...
GARY D. SCHMIDT
What if you died?"

"I'd sit up there on the edge of my cloud and throw stuff at you."
GRASSHOPPER
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If ...
RUDYARD KIPLING
When words run dry,
he does not try,
nor do I.

We are on par.

He jus...
LANG LEAV
And someday,
when the parties
don’t dazzle you anymore,
and when the alcohol fails<...
MERAAQI
Please... Please

...

Please tell this people after few more words you are goin...
DEYTH BANGER
What if you slept
And what if
In your sleep
You dreamed
And what if
In...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE


May you find serenity and tranquility
in a worl...
SANDRA STURTZ HAUSS
are you because of me?
am I me because of you?
the lines have long since blurred.
KATHERINE MARIACA-SULLIVAN
You start dying slowly
if you do not travel,
if you do not read,
If you do not lis...
MARTHA MEDEIROS
Please... Please

...

Please tell this people after few more words that you are...
DEYTH BANGER
Well, now
If little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you
Little by li...
PABLO NERUDA
Every leaf on every tree
And every drop of water in the sea
Every grain of weathered sand JANN ARDEN
THE CURSE

May they never
Return home at night...

May you have no part of ...
VISAR ZHITI
Have you ever
had so much to say
that your mouth closed up tight
struggling to harnes...
ELLEN HOPKINS
Put down your glass,
it is time to dance.
If you want to get drunk
all you need is...
KAMAND KOJOURI
Whatever you have to say, leave
The roots on, let them
Dangle

And the dirt
CHARLES OLSON
I think of you often
and make no outward show,
But what it means to lose you,
no one will ...
ANON.
We shall not sip from the same glass,
No water for us, or sweet wine;
We’ll not embrace ...
ANNA AHKMATOVA
as long as there are
human beings about
there is never going to be
any peace
for...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
How long can you keep me invisible?"
"As long as were in physical contact."
My throat felt...
RACHEL VINCENT
Questions, I've got some questions
I want to know you
But what if I could ask you only one...
JACK JOHNSON
Remember The Dream

You have a choice
Your heart will know
You gotta look back s...
JAMES INGRAM
If you really want to do something,
you will.
If not now,
Eventually.
VANSHIKA DHYANI
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
You Chose

You chose.
You chose.
You chose.

You cho...
SHANNON L. ALDER
People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.

I...
MOTHER TERESA
The Chair


I’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chair
look like a ...
JAROD KINTZ
Damen found himself alongside Jord. ‘If you want to live, ride fast.’

White-faced, J...
C.S. PACAT
DON'T SAY, DO


Do not say things
You think I want to hear.
Instead,
S...
SUZY KASSEM
Frida Kahlo to Marty McConnell

leaving is not enough; you must
stay gone. tra...
MARTY MCCONNELL
...what happens when you return
and find nothing
but a hollowed shell,
shingles and f...
KELLIE ELMORE
The Pretender

Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark an...
FOO FIGHTERS
Monsters, monsters, big and small,
"They're gonna come and eat you all.
Corsai, Corsai, to...
VICTORIA SCHWAB
Eating vegetarian doesn't mean you have to eat boring, humdrum dishes.
MARCUS SAMUELSSON
If you think you are beaten, you are
If you think you dare not, you don't,
If you like to ...
WALTER D. WINTLE
Let your heart be at peace.
Watch the turmoil of beings
but contemplate their return.
ZHUANGZI
A Prayer
Refuse to fall down
If you cannot refuse to fall down,
refuse to stay...
CLARISSA PINKOLA ESTéS
Cleopatra: You come before me as a suppliant.

Antony: If you choose to regard me as such...
ELIZABETH TAYLOR
and you invented me
and I invented you
and that's why we don't
get along
on this...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
If I were John Lennon
And my feelings for you grew,
I'd have left The Beatles
To spen...
LISA SWERLING
Spilling a Secret

What its size,
will have varying
consequences. It’s not ...
ELLEN HOPKINS
Ithaka

As you set out for Ithaka
hope the voyage is a long one,
full of ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS
I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with.
Tell me why you loved...
ANDREA GIBSON
You enter the forest
at the darkest point,
where there is no path.

Where there ...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
i'm sorry
if i
wasn't
the daughter
you had
in mind
-i only ever wante...
AMANDA LOVELACE
i do not want to have you
to fill the empty parts of me
i want to be full on my own
<...
RUPI KAUR
If you give me wings
I will soar for you

Even if this whole land
Sinks down to ...
TITE KUBO
WORTHY


If you ever decide to feel— feel this:
I love you. I always have. I a...
COCO J. GINGER
The Type

Everyone needs a place. It shouldn't be inside of someone else. -Richard Siken SARAH KAY
If I don't wield the sword,
I can't protect you.

If I keep wielding the sword,
...
TITE KUBO
If you're anything like me,
You bite your nails,
And laugh when you're nervous.
You p...
TAYLOR SWIFT
If you find books boring, probably the problem is that you haven't picked a good one.

......
DEYTH BANGER
Teach me, Father, how to go
Softly as the grasses grow;
Hush my soul to meet the shock
Of t...
EDWIN MARKHAM
So, have we solved the secret of happiness?

"I believe so," he said

Are you go...
MITCH ALBOM
If you are feeling lost,
helpless,
down,
sad,
angry,
betrayed,
you nam...
ALICIA COOK
Just because
you feel lost
doesn't mean
that you are.
Sometimes you
just ha...
LALAH DELIA
It was your birthday, we had drunk and dined
Half of the night with our old friend
Who...
THOM GUNN
Thought of the day.

If you are in an impossible situation.

Then find an impos...
GARY EDWARD GEDALL
Though it's fearful,
Though it's deep, though it's dark
And though you may lose the path...
STEPHEN SONDHEIM
The world is a beautiful place
to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI
if one day you feel like crying...
call me
I don't promise that
I will make you laug...
ROBERT J. LAVERY
Falling down ain't falling down,
If you don't cry when you hit the floor,
It's called the ...
ALICIA KEYS
You have no enemies, you say?
Alas, my friend, the boast is poor.
He who has mingled in the f...
CHARLES MACKAY
REMEMBER YOUR GREATNESS

Before you were born,
And were still too tiny for
The h...
SUZY KASSEM

More Shel Silverstein

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don'...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
EARLY BIRD
Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Ins...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I asked the zebra,
Are you black with white strips?
Or white with black strips?
And the zeb...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
POINT OF VIEW Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless Christmas dinner's dark and blue When you sto...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
He was almost there, when...Smash! Crash! Bash! He slid down and mashed into engine hash the little ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a satirist has any grea...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where e...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you d...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch, I will not hatch. For I hear a...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There Is A Voice Inside Of YouThat Whispers All Day Long,"I Feel That This Is Right For Me,I Know Th...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
We can't find the cat,
We don't know where she's at,
Oh, where did she go?
Does anyon...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I keep meeting all the right people
At all the wrong times.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
One day he said, "I'll tell this town
How it feels to be an unfunny clown."
And he told th...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do:
You must learn how to make a perfect ch...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Anything is possible. Anything can be.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
No Difference

Small as a peanut,
Big as a giant,
We're all the same size
W...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you're sloppy, that's just fine.
If you're moody, I won't mind.
If you're fat, that's f...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Tell my I'm clever,
Tell me I'm kind,
Tell me I'm talented,
Tell me I'm cute,
Te...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Talked my head off
Worked my tail off
Cried my eyes out
Walked my feet off
Sang ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mump...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
i made myself a snowball
As perfect as can be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
And le...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-gumble song,
Whistle through your c...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There are no happy endings.
Endings are the saddest part,
So just give me a happy middle<...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There's a great myth about cartoonists, writers and people that are on TV.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's eno...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Rockabye Baby, in the treetopDont you know a treetopis no safe place to rock?And who put you up ther...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
He was almost there, when...Smash! Crash! Bash! He slid down and mashed into engine hash the little ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I myself do not believe in explaining anything.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
And if I die before I wake, SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gon...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black And the dark street winds and bends.
Past t...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,
Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,
Mitche...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
So I'm all of love that could make it today.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white. My eyes are greyish blueish green, but ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-e...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Although I cannot see your face
As you flip these poems awhile,
Somewhere from some far-of...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
So what if nobody came?
I’ll have all the ice cream and tea,
And I’ll laugh with mys...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Knock! knock!
who's there?
me!
me who?
that's right?
what's right?
mee...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
One sister for sale,
One sister for sale,
One crying and spying young sister for sale
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
The Voice

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long,
"I feel th...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magi...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depe...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Oh the thumb-sucker's thumb
May look wrinkled and wet
And withered, and white as the snow,
...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the on...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
And the tree was happy
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Have you been to The Land of Happy,Where everyone's happy all day,Where they joke and they singOf th...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
All The Woulda-Coulda-ShouldasLayin' In The Sun,Talkin' 'Bout The ThingsThey Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda D...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist.
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor. SHEL SILVERSTEIN
How much good inside a day?
Depends how good you live ‘em.
How much love inside a friend...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If we meet and I say, "Hi,"
That's a salutation.
If you ask me how I feel,
That's a c...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There are no happy endings, endings are sad-so let's have a happy beginning and a happy middle.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
FROZEN DREAM

I'll take the dream I had last night
And put it in my freezer,
So ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
God says to me with kind of a smile,"Hey how would you like to be God awhileAnd steer the world?""Ok...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
When the light turns green, you go.When the light turns red, you stop.But what do you do when the li...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
All The Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' In The Sun,
Talkin' 'Bout The Things
They Would...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
TREE HOUSE
A tree house, a free house,
A secret you and me house,
A high up in the le...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my b...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-e...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Are wild strawberries really wild? Will they scratch an adult, will they snap at a child? Should you...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If the track is tough and the hill is rough,
THINKING you can just ain't enough!
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.
Why try to make me like you?
Why are you hurt ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I know a way to stay friends forever,
There's really nothing to it,
I tell you what to do,...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Do a loony-goony dance
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead o...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I'm making a list
I'm making a list of things I must say
For politeness,
And goodness...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell m...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
When the light turns green, you go.
When the light turns red, you stop.
But what do you do...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Underneath my outside face
There's a face that none can see.
A little less smiley,
A ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-gumble song,
Whistle throug...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
She had blue skin. And so did he. He kept it hid, And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
​Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child,
Listen to the DON'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS
The I...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you were only one inch tall, you'd ride a worm to school.
The teardrop of a crying ant would...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain,
And it dripped in my head
And flowed into...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
INVISIBLE BOY
And here we see the invisible boy
In his lovely invisible house,
Feedin...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
ALICE
She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And she grew so tall,
She ate from a pl...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the F...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
It's all the same to the clam.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
This bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gyp...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
All The Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' In The Sun,
Talkin' 'Bout The Things
They Woulda-C...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of t...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
The bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gyps...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of you...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There is a place where the sidewalk ends,
And before the street begins,
And there the gr...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Pirate Captain Jim
"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim
"But Captain Jim, I cannot swim."
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
It's amazing the difference
A bit of sky can make.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
True story
This morning I jumped on my horse
And went for a ride,
And some wild outla...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Magic
Sandra’s seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witches...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
He wasted his wishes on wishing.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Listen to the mustn'ts child.
Listen to the don'ts.
Listen to the shouldn't haves, the impossi...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive,...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Said the little boy, Sometimes I drop my spoon.
Said the little old man, I do that too.
The li...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Ol' man Simon, planted a diamond. Grew hisself a garden the likes of none. Sprouts all growin' comin...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
It's always a nice feeling, having people think that you feel things much deeper than you're...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
The Little Boy and the Old Man

Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Sai...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There is a place where the sidewalk ends.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
This boat that we just built is just fine -
And don't try to tell us it's not
The sides ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Just Me, Just Me

Sweet Marie, she loves just me
(She also loves Maurice McGhee).
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Once I spoke the language of the flowers,
Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Nobody loves me, nobody cares,
Nobody picks me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me candy a...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
If you are a dreamer,come in. If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic-bea...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Rockabye Baby, in the treetop
Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And w...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I've discovered a way to stay friends forever -
There's really nothing to it.
I simply t...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Standing is stupid,
Crawling's a curse,
Skipping is silly,
Walking is worse.
H...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
There's a Polar Bear
In our Frigidaire--
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
God says to me with kind of a smile,
"Hey how would you like to be God awhile
And steer the ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Rockabye Baby, in the treetop
Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And who ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
"There Is A Voice Inside Of You
That Whispers All Day Long,
"I Feel That This Is Right For M...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,
Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,
Mitchell...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
A Light in the Attic,
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched f...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
... and she loved a boy very, very much-- even more than she loved herself.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
A spider lives inside my head
Who weaves a strange and wondrous web
Of silken threads and ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I asked the Zebra,
are you black with white stripes?
Or white with black stripes?
...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
THE ONE WHO STAYED
You should have heard the old men cry,
You should have heard the biddie...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Talked my head off
Worked my tail off
Cried my eyes out
Walked my feet off
Sang ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Everyone has honour and a good name. It is the only sacred thing that every person has.
VIKTOR SHEL
Wealth is not a sign of dignity, dear Jonah. Only those who put faith above wealth are worthy of thi...
VIKTOR SHEL
There should have been public consultation. It should have been debated in the House.
ALAN SILVERSTEIN
When the Town Board passes a bond for $2.55 million and then it goes up to $4.25 million, that's fis...
CAROL SILVERSTEIN
It was fun. I think for us this is really about the experience, and we're here to root on the other ...
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
I mean you looked at me, and you could tell something was wrong. But I also lied through my teeth. B...
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
There could have been some background to the rumor. And if not, Burma right now is at a point where ...
JOSEF SILVERSTEIN
That Janet Bacon was a criminal trespasser has been proved beyond a reasonable doubt. We must assess...
JEFFREY SILVERSTEIN
I'm really pleased that he is going to be returned to his family. Obviously, this incident was terri...
JEFFREY SILVERSTEIN
We have zero commitments for 7 because it is too early,
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
What's he doing here?
ROB SILVERSTEIN
It certainly seems they're casting a net much more widely than would be necessary to thwart somethin...
MARK SILVERSTEIN
It certainly seems they're casting a net much more widely than would be necessary to thwart somethin...
MARK SILVERSTEIN
Whirlwind is putting it nicely.
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
I feel cool. I was surprised how relaxed I was.
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
I haven't experienced needing to be at such a high level for so long time, so it's been overwhelming...
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
Wow, I can't even talk. We really, really wanted it. I'm almost afraid to say how much we wanted it.
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
My client felt horrid about what happened, but he truly believed he acted appropriately at the time.
JEFFREY SILVERSTEIN
There's no question that the next series we have will not be at the same level as the first 13 match...
DAN SILVERSTEIN
My guess is (it will be) about 300 years until computers are as good as, say, your local reference l...
CRAIG SILVERSTEIN
I don't really know the man my mother fell in love with. My dad was not a big part of my life for a ...
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
We really, really wanted this. We were afraid to say how much we wanted this.
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
The Burmese are retreating from the outside world. They are isolating themselves in a bunker mentali...
JOSEF SILVERSTEIN
It is not practical to build super-tall office buildings in the post-9/11 world,
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
to the extent the demand is there.
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
I am thrilled with today's victory. But this is a win for all New Yorkers. Today's decision means an...
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
Why is the FBI conducting surveillance of a bookstore, monitoring the persons who gather there, and ...
MARK SILVERSTEIN
Why is the FBI conducting surveillance of a bookstore, monitoring the persons who gather there, and ...
MARK SILVERSTEIN
All the things that makes a new house a home, he's going after.
ALAN SILVERSTEIN
The only thing I could see in here that would stimulate sexual functioning is caffeine because it im...
JUDITH SILVERSTEIN
They've effectively cut off public participation at Town Board meetings. Now the public doesn't get ...
CAROL SILVERSTEIN
We feel good about the win and know that even when we were losing, we were playing good tennis. We f...
DAN SILVERSTEIN
It was cool. I was surprised how relaxed I was. I broke my lace, so I didn't have time to worry abou...
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
I'm just thrilled; not everyone gets another chance to be a part of something really special.
JAMIE SILVERSTEIN
Sex sells, and those are great marketing, great advertising. There's no regulation of things like dr...
JUDITH SILVERSTEIN
I don't see anything in here that would cause sexual arousal or desire.
JUDITH SILVERSTEIN
I would assume it will not look completely different,
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
Al Cohen was a builder of high-rise office buildings - buildings of consequence.
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
The mayor has frequently urged us to proceed as quickly as possible, ... I believe that New Yorkers ...
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
The city is not dead and can't be allowed to die, ... We owe [rebuilding] to our children and to our...
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
If you look around Denver, you see many of the buildings Al Cohen erected.
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
Norman Foster understands how to design a bold urban icon while simultaneously enhancing the environ...
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
Our girls have their confidence back. Now we're hoping to go play good tennis in Maryland.
DAN SILVERSTEIN
only concern right now is designing a safe and spectacular Freedom Tower in keeping with the well-es...
LARRY SILVERSTEIN
The Colorado statute, however, applies only to American flags, which raises another constitutional i...
MARK SILVERSTEIN