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Hunter S. Thompson

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How to get it, I annoy you???
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I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.
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Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
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I’ve spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull lives . . ...
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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
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Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imaginatio...
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Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusi...
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of history i...
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Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clu...
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I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.
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Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it'...
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I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an ac...
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I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may ...
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I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.
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I was 22 when JFK was murdered, and I will never recover from it... Never.
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The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the i...
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Nixon was a crook, of course, but he was also a rabid football fan - and he knew the game, which sti...
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I had a soft-spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth.
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The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like ...
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Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly unde...
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Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairytale artist.
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Without gambling, I would not exist.
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The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last ...
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I can't think in terms of journalism without thinking in terms of political ends. Unless there&#...
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If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - wo...
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Football fans share a universal language that cuts across many cultures and many personality types. ...
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The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.
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Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness ... Fear and Loathing ...
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This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi...
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And in fact the only way I can deal with this eerie situation at all is to make a conscious decision...
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The whole framework of the presidency is getting out of hand. It's come to the point where you almos...
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The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go ou...
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Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime...
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The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th...
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Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom...
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With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door i...
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Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead ...
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No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally...
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So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and wi...
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Lucy paints portraits of Barbara Streisand.
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Это странный мир. Кто-то богатеет, кто-то жрет дерьмо и ...
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Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!
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There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus.
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Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!
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One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is ...
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KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of th...
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I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on Fear. It should always ...
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Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music o...
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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim...
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We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river
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A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc...
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What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! Peopl...
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The importance of Liking Yourself is a notion that fell heavily out of favor during the coptic, anti...
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The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs
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was doldrums time.
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Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme...
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So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet.
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The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch...
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The truth is that The Wild One -- despite an admittedly fictional treatment -- was an inspired piece...
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California, Labor Day weekend...early, with ocean fog still in the streets, outlaw motorcyclists wea...
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