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The music map, the Vera Project — all of these are steps in the right direction in making the state...
MEGAN JASPER
I was raised in South Carolina; I wasn't aware of any art in South Carolina. There was a minor m...
JASPER JOHNS
At first I had some idea that the absence of color made the work more physical. Early on I was very ...
JASPER JOHNS
My experience of life is that it's very fragmented; certain kinds of things happen, and in anoth...
JASPER JOHNS
Instead we were filling the newspaper with bland, harmless stories, and if there was anything sensit...
JASPER BECKER
There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your d...
JASPER CARROTT
Everyone is of course free to interpret the work in his own way. I think seeing a picture is one thi...
JASPER JOHNS
It's kind of like the old Barry Sanders Rule. The first person to him wouldn't take a shot at him. F...
ED JASPER
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jok...
JASPER CARROTT
I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newsp...
JASPER CARROTT
As one gets older one sees many more paths that could be taken. Artists sense within their own work ...
JASPER JOHNS
That's one of the main reasons he deserves this (Pro Bowl). Teams are having to change their blockin...
ED JASPER
If Nelson keeps working at things and keeps believing in himself, he can go a long way.
JASPER WILLIAMS
I had a good year, but those guys had good years, too. It could have gone to any of us. I know it wa...
JASPER JOHNSON
I have no reason to feel bitter or think about anything in the past. This is the best place I can be...
JASPER JOHNSON
Ideas either come or they don't come.
JASPER JOHNS
It's been successfully cheating its way with its nuclear program for something like 20 years, so I t...
JASPER BECKER
[Details of that extravagance are drawn from Kim's former lackeys.] For all the immense privileges e...
JASPER BECKER
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chas...
JASPER CARROTT
There was very little art in my childhood. I was raised in South Carolina; I wasn't aware of any...
JASPER JOHNS
To do a drawing for a painting most often means doing something very sketchy and schematic and then ...
JASPER JOHNS
I spent last year with [former Eagles defensive end Derrick] Burgess in Oakland, and he misses this ...
ED JASPER
He's a backside runner. If he catches you running to the ball, he'll make you pay for it. Him making...
ED JASPER
I bull-rushed the guy. He tackled me. The ref threw the flag, late. So I'm thinking he's calling hol...
ED JASPER
It's a shame the way that game turned out because Tommy deserves more recognition than he's going to...
ED JASPER
I have no ideas about what the paintings imply about the world. I don't think that's a paint...
JASPER JOHNS
I really admire Rickey Bustle because he kept us up when everybody's head was down. He came in and s...
JASPER EDWARDS
At football practices the coaches and the players are really into it. The coaches are very hands-on ...
JASPER EDWARDS
That's the only negative about this. These kids have been working hard all year for a win like this....
JASPER WILLIAMS
This was a big win for us. We stepped up and played with a lot of energy tonight. We made some turno...
JASPER WILLIAMS
We didn't execute down the stretch. We didn't rebound during key possessions and that cost us the ga...
JASPER WILLIAMS
We're trying to do something that no other team at the school has done. We have a nice run going. We...
JASPER JOHNSON
There was so much happening, but there was no support for it in the city — no feeling of pride or a...
MEGAN JASPER
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the li...
JASPER CARROTT
I started to develop my comedy skills when I became resident singer at the Boggery Folk Club in Soli...
JASPER CARROTT
After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in 'Are You...
JASPER CARROTT
Touring has been a major part of my career. I've done a lot of huge shows, including a 13-night ...
JASPER CARROTT
My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That&#...
JASPER CARROTT
I decided that if my work contained what I could identify as a likeness to other work, I would remov...
JASPER JOHNS
The only logical thing I can think of is that I knew there were such things as artists, and I knew t...
JASPER JOHNS
My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the ...
JASPER CARROTT
Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
JASPER CARROTT
[Gosh can one guy, I mean, only one, change a team so completely? Evidently he can. Yeah, I could qu...
ED JASPER
Because it's easy to play defense like this. It's harder when the other team has 10 minutes more of ...
ED JASPER
I wasn't there for spring drills last year, and they had me working out at wide receiver. During the...
JASPER EDWARDS
It's part of a pattern at the Post where they're gradually been getting rid of all the people who wr...
JASPER BECKER
The biggest thing is that we out rebounded them. We did a pretty good job on the boards. We pressure...
JASPER WILLIAMS