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Steven Spielberg

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I told you there was no such thing as immortality, not even for dragons.
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When I grew up, there was no such thing as videotape, TV was B&W.
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There is no such thing as mental illness, hence also no such thing as psychotherapy.
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There is no such thing as coincidence, only hitsuzen.
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There was no such thing as a fair fight. All vulnerabilities must be exploited.
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There is no such thing as truth.
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There is no such thing as no chance.
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There is no such thing as excuses, there are only 'reasons why'.
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There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.
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There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL
There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
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There is no such thing as defeat in non-violence.
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There is no such thing as talent. There is pressure.
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There is no such thing as 'too late' in life.
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There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
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There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
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There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
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There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.
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I wish there was such a thing as reincarnation.
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There is no such thing as the United Nations.
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In the surface of the paper there is only length and width-there is no such thing as thickness.
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There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.
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There's no such thing as altruism.
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There's no such thing as a free lunch.
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There is no such thing as guilt-free eating.
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There is no such thing as a successful defence.
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There is no such thing as a draft exception.
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There is no such thing as "Just a cat.
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There is no such thing as a federal personhood bill.
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There is no such thing as a fair fight.
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There is no such thing as a reluctant star.
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TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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There's no such thing as an original sin.
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There is no such thing as a lovers' oath.
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There should be no such thing as boring mathematics.
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there is no such thing as a harmless truth.
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There is no such thing as a good comb-over
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There is no such thing as Easy, if you're Lazy.
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There's no such thing as being too Southern.
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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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There's no such thing as an independent person.
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There is no such thing as a good tax.
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There is no such thing as a lover's oath.
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There is no such thing as part freedom.
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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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There is no such thing as a continuously carnal Christian.
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There is no such thing as a female punster
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There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing
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There is no such thing as a good tax.
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There is no such thing as expecting too much.
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There is no such thing as a permanent advertising success.
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There is no such thing as an unusual item,
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There ain't no such thing as wrong food.
SEAN STEWART
There is no such thing as being too independent.
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There is no such thing as a guilty pleasure.
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There is no such thing as part freedom
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There is no such thing as getting rid of nervousness.
ITZHAK PERLMAN
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
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There is no such thing as a functional illiterate.
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There is no such thing as a humane meat eater.
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There is no such thing as perfect happiness.
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There is no such thing as an insignificant enemy
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there is no such thing as fantasy unrelated to reality
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There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.
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There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
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There is no such thing as justice, only good and bad lawyers.
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There is no such thing as moral phenomena, but only a moral interpretation of phenomena
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There is no such thing as a failed experiment, only experiments with unexpected outcomes
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There is no such thing as a failed experiment, only experiments with unexpected outcomes
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There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see.
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There is no such thing as happiness, only lesser shades of melancholy.
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There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing
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There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
EDITH WHARTON
There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
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There is no such thing as boredom, only an acute shortage of curiousity.
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There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money.
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Ultimately there is no such thing as failure. There are lessons learned in different ways.
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STEVEN WRIGHT
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for thre...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really ex...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he di...
STEVEN WRIGHT
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalato...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
STEVEN WRIGHT
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere i...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that d...
STEVEN WRIGHT
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to ...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistical...
STEVEN WRIGHT
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
STEVEN WRIGHT
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Courtney Love is a loose cannon. She says what she thinks. She's wild on the red carpet. You get...
STEVEN COJOCARU
We are concerned with that curious bunch of nonconformists who explain their participation in negati...
STEVEN BIKO
The gift that has been given to me says much about our capacity for great compassion and generosity,...
STEVEN COJOCARU
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Black Consciousness seeks to infuse the black community with a new-found pride in themselves, their ...
STEVEN BIKO
The decline of violence isn't a steady inclined plane from an original state of maximal and univ...
STEVEN PINKER