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Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
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My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
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I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT
If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY
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CHARLOTTE RAMPLING
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JOSEPHINE LEE
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Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
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My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
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Question is infinite and Answer is finite, Always remember finite is Truth
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
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Just knowing they care is very, very comforting.
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It is a lie.
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Life is a desire!
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Life is a re-discovery.
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Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
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While astronomers have been exploring outer Space, I have been exploring inner space.
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Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
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So they left the subject and played croquet, which is a very good game for people who are annoyed wi...
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I’m thankful that everything sweet is sweet because it is finite.
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I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
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Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
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The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is wh...
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We wait upon finite minds to validate infinite things— this is evidence of human stupidity.
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People who are in need cannot go to these people because they are not allowed to practice. This is t...
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I think of music as creating a space. I like to put things in that are comforting to me and are nost...
JAMILA WOODS
Think of the old cliché about the mind being 'an excellent servant but a terrible master'. This, li...
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I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think the...
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Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
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Life is a risk.
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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
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The three people that can remember.. I had them plot on the map where they thought it was.
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The act of thinking and interpreting is so central to Judaism that it makes more sense that we'v...
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For thought is a bird of space, that in a cage of words may indeed unfold its wings but cannot fly.
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People are very cautious about what they take to make sure plenty is left over for others.
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They want guys who are 30 to 35 years old, and there is a finite supply of them.
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To be with old friends is very warming and comforting.
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I think that many black people thought this would be a wonderful and extraordinary thing, for a blac...
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
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Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it...
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with bas...
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly...
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utte...
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I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants
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These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you....
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We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand sc...
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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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