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It makes me happy.


Chuck Klosterman

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I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about tha...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the...
CHUCK TANNER
Give me lust, baby.
Flash.
Give me malice.
Flash.
Give me detached existentialis...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed fee...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Obama's ability to use his personality to push folks, whether on Capitol Hill or in Europe, mean...
CHUCK TODD
I say let me never be complete, I say may I never be content,I say deliver me from Swedish furniture...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Chuck Berry doesn't give interviews.
CHUCK BERRY
Maybe it is true what they say, that playing these Chuck Berry songs is easy. But try singing them. ...
CHUCK BERRY
One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed ...
CHUCK ZITO
Thinking how every day is like tossing an egg. At any moment we may
find our selves saying OH C...
CHUCK BRIDGES
Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
One thing I really envy about my friends who have kids is that as their children develop, they'r...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
(Our goal is) not sacrificing taste for health and making sure the consumer has great food items tha...
CATHI CHUCK
Pittsburgh will have a world-class facility to help celebrate the achievements of African-Americans,...
CHUCK ARDO
The governor certainly takes pride in Pittsburgh's accomplishments and would be more than willing to...
CHUCK ARDO
Jake is a 100-yard threat running the ball, he's a good thrower and he has a great understanding of ...
CHUCK ANDERSON
I don't think this is anything against Congressman Kolbe. They, (the gay Republicans -- including me...
CHUCK ANDERSON
I don't think there's any question it looks like they're left-handed, and rightly so. If you have th...
CHUCK AMATO
Penalties, penalties, penalties. But you know what, nobody on that team ever gave up. Nobody on that...
CHUCK AMATO
The sweetest guy you ever met.
CHUCK ALLEN
We are pleased that leading technologies such as JobFlash's unique and widely used telephone applica...
CHUCK ALLEN
The driver veered off the roadway edge where his motorcycle struck a section of guardrail causing an...
CHUCK ALLEN
You know that because he was on the board so long and nobody challenged him.
CHUCK ALEXANDER
Our distributed support and security system was failing.
CHUCK AUSTIN
Beyond the next six months is when I think it will be hairy. That's when we start instituting group ...
CHUCK AUSTIN
It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Ma...
CHUCK ARMSTRONG
Bart is a tremendously talented individual with an exceptional intellect, coupled with a strong work...
CHUCK ARMSTRONG
Danny's the last of that generation of players that saved baseball in Seattle. Of the 34 postseason ...
CHUCK ARMSTRONG
The one thing we learned in 2005 is there is no simple answer or smoking gun for this. This is a tou...
CHUCK ARMOR
He was such a gentle, fine person. One thing about Zeal ? he didn't want to make people mad.
CHUCK ALEXANDER