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GROUCHO MARX
The sum of productive forces, capital funds and social forms of intercourse, which every individual ...
KARL MARX
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
HARPO MARX
American politics consist of two bands of baron robbers, alternately taking possession of and plunde...
KARL MARX
The workers have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to gain. Workers of the world, ...
KARL MARX
Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand
KARL MARX
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex
KARL MARX
The policy of Russia is changeless. Its methods, its tactics, its maneuvers may change, but the pola...
KARL MARX
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
KARL MARX
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but ...
GROUCHO MARX
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party
GROUCHO MARX
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed
GROUCHO MARX
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
GROUCHO MARX
Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex
KARL MARX
I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about i...
JENNY MARX
Men [sic] make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under ...
KARL MARX
Defining by a general law the expenditures on the...school....is a very different thing from appoint...
KARL MARX
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go...
GROUCHO MARX
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
GROUCHO MARX
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
GROUCHO MARX
Nothing can have value without being an object of utility.
KARL MARX
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
KARL MARX
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARX
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kisse...
CHICO MARX
I am greatly pleased with the public, authentic isolation in which we two, you and I, now find ourse...
KARL MARX
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and rea...
GROUCHO MARX