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Vulgarity is the rich man's modest contribution to democracy.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?
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Religion is for those who don't want to go to Hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have already...
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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
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There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
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Victory is a political fiction.
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
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O little Force that in your agony Stood fast while England girt her armour on, Held high our h...
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Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
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Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
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Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passe...
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Time cuts down all, Both great and small.
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The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pa...
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To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
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Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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